15 Minutes 15 Minutes with... Gilpesh

[-Arya-]

It's not okay! Jerkface.

No luck with the cube huh

 

[Gilpesh]

No luck with the cube huh

No....

 

[enterthemadness]

No....

Giplesh, when do you plan on getting banned so I can have your avatar?

 

[Gilpesh]

Giplesh, when do you plan on getting banned so I can have your avatar?

I'm never getting banned. this week

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm never getting banned. this week

I see what you did there.

I actually be sad if you got banned. You are cool.

will Wiseman ever comeback to the Hype?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Work is never an excuse!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Giplesh, when do you plan on getting banned so I can have your avatar?

Better question:

When is he gonna give my avvy some flames?

 

[Gilpesh]

will Wiseman ever comeback to the Hype?

No idea. But I think unless something magical happens... it's going to be no.

Work is never an excuse!

Work is always an excuse. That song taught me that... you know, Cat's in the Cradle. It talks about how great of an excuse work is.

Better question:

When is he gonna give my avvy some flames?

When I turn on my laptop tonight and have all those wonderful programs again!

 

[enterthemadness]

Giplesh, how awesome is Tommy Lee Jones?

 

[Gilpesh]

So awesome that his likeness was stolen for the Killer in Wanted. The man so awesome that no one could ever kill him.

 

[The Navigator]

Would you rather:

A) Go for three years of extreme financial poverty,

B) Three months of no sex, or

C) Be infected with an extremely lethal disease, from which you may not recover BUT if you do you and your family/friends are financially set for the rest of your lives?

Keaton's batmobile is rolling down the streets of Gotham. It turns a corner and there's the animated series Batmobile blasting down the street right at him. Coming from a third direction is the tumbler, going at high speed. Assuming none of the batmobile attempt to veer out of the way or do a controlled jump over the other two, and assuming the which of the three has the best chance of surviving the three-way crash?

John McClane is traveling to LA to celebrate Christmas with his wife. In an attempt to stave off his fear of flying, he takes a few sleeping pills and dozes off. When he wakes up, 85 % of the passengers have become zombies, with about 25% of them unbuckled and walking around the cabin (having reached their cruising altitude). Mcclane is packing his service 9mm with an extra clip. Does he make it?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I clicked the link in your signature, just to be disappoint.

Why did you do that?

 

[Gilpesh]

Would you rather:

A) Go for three years of extreme financial poverty,

B) Three months of no sex, or

C) Be infected with an extremely lethal disease, from which you may not recover BUT if you do you and your family/friends are financially set for the rest of your lives?

Hm.... I go C. Then I go to the bar and use the "I may die" play... again.

Keaton's batmobile is rolling down the streets of Gotham. It turns a corner and there's the animated series Batmobile blasting down the street right at him. Coming from a third direction is the tumbler, going at high speed. Assuming none of the batmobile attempt to veer out of the way or do a controlled jump over the other two, and assuming the which of the three has the best chance of surviving the three-way crash?

Keaton's batmobile gets smashed by the Tumbler. And hard. But... the tumbler gets caught on the wreckage of Keaton's.... just as the BTASmobile crashes into it and flips it over.

BTASmobile.

John McClane is traveling to LA to celebrate Christmas with his wife. In an attempt to stave off his fear of flying, he takes a few sleeping pills and dozes off. When he wakes up, 85 % of the passengers have become zombies, with about 25% of them unbuckled and walking around the cabin (having reached their cruising altitude). Mcclane is packing his service 9mm with an extra clip. Does he make it?

Does he make it? WHAT! There's no question that he not only lives.... but kills every zombie in the most awesome way possible.

I clicked the link in your signature, just to be disappoint.

Why did you do that?

BECAUSE I COULD!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Are you always this angry in the morning?

Are you [BLACKOUT]Made ya look[/BLACKOUT]?

 

[Gilpesh]

Are you always this angry in the morning?

Only when I wake up at five in the morning.

Are you [BLACKOUT]Made ya look[/BLACKOUT]?

I looked.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I so got you. You'll never look at blacked out text the same!

muahahahaha!

 

[enterthemadness]

Are you currently sexual frustrated?

Are you hungry?

Can we go to I-Hop and have breakfast together?

If...I saw a guy get whacked, would you help me out?

Blue or Red?

Take on zombies, read my posts, opr take on mutant mind controlled zombies...led by me?

 

[Gilpesh]

So, I have a question, Gilpesh. What do you think of that kid that strangled his brother because of Dexter? [/self setup]

Excellent question, Gilpesh. I would have to say, that he definitely loved his brother to death.

I so got you. You'll never look at blacked out text the same!

muahahahaha!

Nah. I will continue to look at it the same way.

Are you currently sexual frustrated?

So that's what it is! I thought it was cause the viagra lasted longer than four hours. [/recycled humor]

Are you hungry?

Not at all.

Can we go to I-Hop and have breakfast together?

Nope.

If...I saw a guy get whacked, would you help me out?

Yes, I would. But I would also follow Kant and tell the guys trying to find you where you are. I'm not allowed to lie according to Kant.

Blue or Red?

Blue.

Take on zombies, read my posts, opr take on mutant mind controlled zombies...led by me?

Take on zombies.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

If you could Quantum Leap into anyone on Hype, who would it be and how would get them perma-banned?

Did I just set myself up to be used against in my own question?

Do you still own your first comic?

Do you remember what your first comic was?

 

[Gilpesh]

If you could Quantum Leap into anyone on Hype, who would it be and how would get them perma-banned?

Hm. The Squirrel. And I would talk about black people a little too much.

Did I just set myself up to be used against in my own question?

Oh yeah. Of course you did.

Do you still own your first comic?

Nope.

Do you remember what your first comic was?

I do not.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm confused. Are you black or white?

Am I gonna burn in hell for asking that question?

Do you honestly think if I go to hell, if I go all that I gt thrown out for being annoying or does hell have a special place for wonderful people like me?

 

[The Navigator]

Who would win in a fight: Captain America or Batman?
Follow-up: Captain America or Captain Britain?
Double follow-up: Daredevil or Ray Charles?

Resubmitting the McClane question (Too easy, I know): one of the confirmed zombies is Chuck Norris. The pilots are both T-1000s, programmed to kill McClane if he comes into the cockpit, and the emergency floor lighting is set to "seizure."

Does he make it?

 

[Gilpesh]

I'm confused. Are you black or white?

I'm in full color. I'm not from the fifties.

Am I gonna burn in hell for asking that question?

No. But you're going to burn in hell for plenty of other things.

Do you honestly think if I go to hell, if I go all that I gt thrown out for being annoying or does hell have a special place for wonderful people like me?

English mother ****er. Do you speak it.

Who would win in a fight: Captain America or Batman?

Captain America.

Follow-up: Captain America or Captain Britain?

Captain Britain.

Double follow-up: Daredevil or Ray Charles?

Stevie Wonder.

Resubmitting the McClane question (Too easy, I know): one of the confirmed zombies is Chuck Norris. The pilots are both T-1000s, programmed to kill McClane if he comes into the cockpit, and the emergency floor lighting is set to "seizure."

Does he make it?

Alright. McClane would easily take out the T-1000s... but Zombie Chuck Norris would rally the zombies and McClane would probably have a tough time taking care of all of them... but, after a solid ninety minutes or two hours, McClane wins the day and somehow makes up with his wife.

 

[CelticPredator]

Excellent question, Gilpesh. I would have to say, that he definitely loved his brother to death.

 

[-Arya-]

Does ETM stand a chance in the marines?