15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Hobgoblin!

[Marx]

with....​

Hobgoblin!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

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Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

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What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?




What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

 

[Duke]

By your username are you a big Spiderman fan??



Who is you're favorite DC & Marvel villians?




What is your favorite food?

 

[Ponyboy]

Hobgoblin...

Tell us 5 comics that we must read before we die.

What are your top 10 favourite bands/musicians?

Who's your favourite actor & actress?

If you could have one wish what would it be?

 

[Lily Adler]

Which sitcom reflects your life?

If apples could talk what would they say?

Do you deem cows pretentious?

 

[Marx]

What's with your interest in disco?

 

[Marx]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

 

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

How did you get into Spider-Man?

 

[Marx]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

Have you ever studied oneirology? (The study of dreams)

 

[Marx]

What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

Do you consider yourself a good cook? If so, what is your specialty?

 

[Hobgoblin]

Where were you born?
Lake Barrington, IL


Where do you currently live?
Crystal Lake, IL

Age?
31 next Monday

Height?
6'1''

Hair color?

Dark brown/black


Eye Color?
Hazel

Righty or Lefty?

Righty

Do you have any siblings?

One younger brother, age 27



What is your job?

Deli clerk in a supermarket.


Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)

1996 White Toyota Camry


If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?

Clown car song.



Any superstitions?

A buddy of mine had twin sons a few years ago and he wanted to name one of them after me. I told him not to. I thought it would be a bad start for the kid.


What kind of cell phone do you have?

Samsung but I never use it. I have it to give my father peace of mind.


What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Contagion. Good movie, not great.
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What is your current avatar and why?

The Green Goblin's big reveal in the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. I love how subtle his look is as he looks back at Spidey, but its full of menace.


How many posts do you have right now?

15,000+


Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?

Matt, Marx, Joker, redmarvel, CC, danoyse

I'd be curious how you and Matt would deal in real life, Joker is a long time buddy of mine and redmarvel, CC and danoyse are chicks. t:


Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?

Joker. If I ever visit him in Dublin, I just know we'd get bloody drunk.
What will you sing?

Something obscene, hopefully.

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?

Yeah, I met a poster named Mara Jade (who no longer posts here to my knowledge) when I was a student at Illinois State. I think we were both looking for a relationship yet were mutually uninterested in each other.

Have you ever posted commando?

Not that I remember, but its possible. Why? Should I be?

What brought you to the Hype?

News about the first Spider-Man movie.
What keeps you here?

I enjoy crushing the hopes and dreams of unruly posters.


Kidding.

I like having a place where I can discuss nerdy things with people and they know what the hell I'm talking about.
Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?

Someone from politico, because I need help with economic questions, Or C. Lee cause he's soold he's seen it all. Whether or not he will remember is the question. (I'm so dead....)


Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jeopardy?

Joker and StorminNorman


Which two Mods?

Hm, good question. I really dont know.
Hype Crush?
DBella.
Hype Nemesis?

Wernstrom!
What is your favorite Smiley?


Least favorite?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
Everything you've heard is true.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
Lag.

 

[Hobgoblin]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You die.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Nope.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Spell check.

Is there another word for synonym?

Nope. I checked.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Better question: If they dunk said cracker in milk, do they consider it drowning?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

I would hope not. Why buy new needles?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I prefer them.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Women hear everything so your question is flawed.


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If it only takes one bullet to kill him, than no.


How young can you die of old age?

12

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

I hate hot weather so I'd give it the finger.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Yes.

Is it still real to you?

It was never real to me.



If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Neither, he'd be dead.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

For Stevie Wonder.

What do batteries run on?

Legs.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Yes, with relish.

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

Two. One for quoting an inappropriate video and another for posting a pic of a woman in a thong.




It was worth it.




What is your least favorite word?

the

What turns you on?
Vagina.


What turns you off?

Milk duds.

What sound do you love?

The whistle from Kill Bill.

What sound do you hate?


The emergency broadcasting system tone.
What is your favorite curse word?
Fu....almost got me.


What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

God.

What profession would you not like to do?

Guy that cleans up after me after I play God.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?


Are there any questions?
Yes.

 

[Hobgoblin]

By your username are you a big Spiderman fan??

Definitely.

Who is you're favorite DC & Marvel villains?
Green Goblin, Hobgoblin, Mysterio, Kraven the Hunter, Chameleon, Loki


Joker, Two Face, Harley Quinn, Penguin, Scarecrow




What is your favorite food?

Anything greasy.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Hobgoblin...

Tell us 5 comics that we must read before we die.

Kraven's Last Hunt
The Night Gwen Stacy Died
Age of Reptiles
The Long Halloween
Dark Victory


What are your top 10 favourite bands/musicians?

Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Rob Zombie
Escala ( )
Apocalyptica

Who's your favourite actor & actress?

I dont know. I dont think I have one.

If you could have one wish what would it be?
Not being manic depressive.

 

[Marx]

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?

Matt, Marx, Joker, redmarvel, CC, danoyse

I'd be curious how you and Matt would deal in real life, Joker is a long time buddy of mine and redmarvel, CC and danoyse are chicks. t:

That would be one, very interesting house.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Which sitcom reflects your life?

Seinfeld. God I loved that show back in the day.

If apples could talk what would they say?

Eat me and crap out my seeds so they can become new apple trees.

Do you deem cows pretentious?

As a person that spent his first two years of college in Wisconsin, I feel I have expertise on this. They are absolutely unpretentious. In fact, they're damn boorish. They break wind whenever they damn well please and stink the place up for miles. I couldnt get away from the smell when the wind was right, even though my school was miles away from farm land.

 

[Hobgoblin]

What's with your interest in disco?

Damn it Marx, there arent enough smiles on the planet...

 

[Hobgoblin]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

Hell no. Life is passing me by. I never thought I'd be a college graduate, living at home with my father and working in a supermarket. I thought I would be somewhere by now.

 

[Hobgoblin]

How did you get into Spider-Man?

A friend of mine gave me some Spider-Man cards that he didnt want anymore. The villains (esp Hobgoblin) were some of the most visually fascinating things I had ever seen.

 

[Hobgoblin]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

On a road trip with my brother, I had a nightmare that woke both of us up. I was scared to go back to sleep and he was creeped out too. He said I was talking in my sleep and it wasnt in my voice.

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

I've had dreams of falling off of cliffs.

Have you ever studied oneirology? (The study of dreams)

I used to read all kinds of paranormal stuff. I now keep a dream journal because my doc is always asking me about my dreams, which I rarely remember.

 

[spideyguy16]

Who's a superhero you hate/ don't care for?

 

[Hobgoblin]

What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

I ate raw cuttlefish as a freshman in high school during a class on world culture. It was rubbery and chewy.

Do you consider yourself a good cook? If so, what is your specialty?

I dont cook often because I work at night but I'm an adequate cook. I make pasta, salmon and cereal.

 

[Hobgoblin]

That would be one, very interesting house.

I couldnt even imagine.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Who's a superhero you hate/ don't care for?

I've never cared for the X-Men. I like the movies but the comics are too convoluted and bizarre.

 

[spideyguy16]

What would be your dream spiderman movie?