Knowsbleed...did you not have a avatar of some hot chick with a snake tongue and sexy lips?
I prefer to let others do that for me. I pay handsomely and by the hour of course. Fingers marinated in the scent of a woman are preferred but not required... ok... highly encouraged.
My red hair.
If the time is right... the mood is right... and the amount of alcohol coursing through my blood is abundant... butt of course.
I have no enemies here... as if anybody here hates me. Psh. Tsk. Pft... bshh
Jack Rabbit, The Original Bamfer, Colossal Spoons, EggyMan, Logan's Runt, AndThePickles, ComicChick, Erzengel, Darthphere, Terry87, DBella, Hunter Rider... etc... all of these people at one point or another have wanted to kick my face in with an old, leathery, dirty boot.
Why can't I have both, why would you make me choose between the two different types of deliciousnesses? Gawd!
Again... I think you're just trying to ruin my day.
I'm going to go home today and eat all three of these items just to show you that I'm not one to limit myself to narrowing down my realm of junk foodiness just to answer this spiteful question... bastard.
One year, I decided to try something... it was a "social experiment". At an opportune moment, I made a deal with a popular cheerleader (I'll call her Linda Lay)to spend $1000 dollars of my savings to replace a suede outfit that she damaged that belonged to her mother. Since she had so few options she accepted the deal and in return she would help me transition from the "nerd crowd" to the "cool crowd" by pretending to be my girlfriend for a month. We both agreed to keep our agreement a secret.
Hella naw!Are you really serious?
So by my count that post contains: She's All That, Can't Hardly Wait, The Water Boy, The New Guy, Can't Buy Me Love....I feel like I'm missing a few.One year, I decided to try something... it was a "social experiment". At an opportune moment, I made a deal with a popular cheerleader (I'll call her Linda Lay)to spend $1000 dollars of my savings to replace a suede outfit that she damaged that belonged to her mother. Since she had so few options she accepted the deal and in return she would help me transition from the "nerd crowd" to the "cool crowd" by pretending to be my girlfriend for a month. We both agreed to keep our agreement a secret.
I decided to replace my "nerd crowd" friends with popular cheerleaders and jock type airheads who were all very in crowd... very uber yay awesome type people who could give two ****s about astronomy... one of my loves. Linda and I were drawn together unexpectedly by our individuality and soon develop a true friendship of sorts, but still having a common bond through our "agreement". She starts to get jealous when I start dating her two friends, Roxy and Soxy.
At the end of the month... we dramatically break up as agreed. I'm now "cool" and she hates me with a passion due to my complete 180 degree change in personality. The fact that I ostracized my original nerdy friends also puts me on their "die in a fire" list.
At a party with my new "cool" friends... Linda is dumped by her college boyfriend who learns about our agreement. To save face, she tells everybody at the party about us... and effectively destroys my faux reputation. Now, I am not only a cool kid reject... but I'm also a banishee of the nerdy crowd who wants nothing to do with me.
Opportune moment arises yet again for me... one of my ex-nerd friends was tutoring a cheerleader when one of my ex-cool guy friends approaches him with threats about trying to act like me just to get with the in crowd as I did. Fists are almost flung but with haste... I intervene and with great fervor, express how we all used to be friends growing up and that the illusion of cool kids vs nerdy kids is all ******** to be stepped on and wiped off. Linda is witness to this and she stops by my house and we ride off into the sunset together on my riding lawnmower. The end.
What does this have to do with your question?
I dunno.
Hella naw!
Ahhhh.. I see you returned to a Crazy Gibson Avatar.
