15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Majic Walrus

[ObakeTora]

favorite doughnut?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Lemon filled..


Hey. Is that some kind of crack about me being a cop?

 

[ObakeTora]

wait your a cop!? I kid, I kid!

Heres a legit question

how much you bench?

 

[CrashNburn]

As a police officer, what is the craziest story you've experienced?

What's the craziest you've heard from a fellow officer?

What it the largest amount on a ticket that you gave out?

How do you feel about not being selected on a team? What would you like to do about that? Lol

 

[Majic Walrus]

wait your a cop!? I kid, I kid!

Heres a legit question

how much you bench?

Reminds me of high school... I don't do a lot of power building work out to be honest. I can bench 120% of my body weight though because that's what the requirement is in the academy.

As a police officer, what is the craziest story you've experienced?

Well there's been quite a few horror stories. But the funniest story I think I previously mentioned...

I arrested a transvestite for prostitution one time but I couldn't figure out whether to call him a "ma'am" or a "sir" so I finally called him "it." Everyone got a big chuckle out of that.

What's the craziest you've heard from a fellow officer?

My Lieutenant always tells everyone about the time she arrested 7 clowns that were all in the same car, but I'm not sure if she's joking or not.

What it the largest amount on a ticket that you gave out?

Like a traffic citation? I think the largest traffic citation I ever wrote that wasn't criminal was probably $500.00. That's the maximum fine for reckless driving in a school zone.

Now that being said there have been fines for thousands of dollars for criminal offenses.

How do you feel about not being selected on a team? What would you like to do about that? Lol

All of these questions seem to line up so well. We should retaliate.

It's a shame that no one picked the COP for their team, amirite

 

[katie_girl09]

Favourite colour?

Chicken, beef or fish?

 

[ComicChick]

How old were you when you got your first kiss?

Has a movie ever made you cry? If so, which one(s)?

What's an underrated film in your opinion? Comic and non comic.

If you could be a stage hand with any band while on tour, which band?
And to make it more fun pick a current band and a band from any other era

guitar hero or rockband?

would you rather be a guest on Oprah or Maury?

how do you like your eggs?

Take a moment to clear up a misconception about youself.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Favourite colour?

Green.

Chicken, beef or fish?

Fish.

How old were you when you got your first kiss?

Like... 10.

Has a movie ever made you cry? If so, which one(s)?

Holy hell... I cry at episodes of Star Trek. Most movies make me cry at some point. The only one that does it every time is Rain Man though.

What's an underrated film in your opinion? Comic and non comic.

Underrated comic film? A history of violence. Very well done movie and very well done graphic novel.

Non-comic? Moon. Best science fiction I've seen in a long time.

If you could be a stage hand with any band while on tour, which band?

16 Horsepower OR Henry Rawlins.

And to make it more fun pick a current band and a band from any other era

Oh.

Well add The Beatles.

guitar hero or rockband?

Neither. I have no rhythm

would you rather be a guest on Oprah or Maury?

Oprah would mean that something horrible happened to me and now everyone gets cars. Maury would mean that I may or might not have a bastard child somewhere...

I'd rather be on Conan.

how do you like your eggs?

Over easy.

Take a moment to clear up a misconception about youself.

I'm incredibly intelligent and good looking. Also I never lie.