15 Minutes 15 Minutes with... Manic!

[knowsbleed]

I'm not married, but nobody else has caught me yet.

That means it's a good hiding place.

 

[Shemtov]

I'll ask Badger's questions, as they were my favorites.:
If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Some Questions of my own:
What is yourbaseball team?
Your NFL Football team?
Your Favorite Comic writer?
Favorite comic artist?
Least Favorite comic writer?
Least Favorite comic artist?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How do you feel about this song? Particularly the guitar at 1:50



How 'bout this one? The guy reminds me of Knowsbleed lolzlolz

 

[Gilpesh]

M. Thoughts?

 

[Drakon]

Favourite Hannah Barbara cartoon?

Dante vs. Randal in a fistfight? [Clerks was inconclusive]

Best dressed Superhero? Villian? Heroine? Villainess?

Fave Jim Carrey role?

Fave Chrono Trigger character? [Better not say Magus ><]

 

[Drakon]

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

 

[ComicChick]

what's your lucky number?

any superstitions?


Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

If u were going to do kareoke, what would be your go-to song?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

 

[ComicChick]

recommend a book to us.

show us one of your favorite comic covers

 

[Manic]

Clearly Thor Odinson is trying to kill me...

I'll ask Badger's questions, as they were my favorites.:
If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

-Probably an editor and occasional writer for either DC. My ability to half-conceptualize general storylines, attention to detail, and general pickiness would make me a strict nightmare for some writers and quite a few artists.
-Answered earlier
-Answered earlier
-Answered earlier
-I'm not going to answer this question for the same reason I don't actively participate in the Recast thread: I'm just not that good.
-By making those other ****ers watch how I attack.
-Commit murder, rape, vote Green during a presidential election
-Answered earlier
-Answered earlier. Good job on copying and pasting questions from a previous thread without checking to see if CC asked the same ones already. Really, great job.
-Answered earlier
-Answered earlier
-My car.
-At the age of 70. Maybe 65.
-Travel and revel in being an old smartass who doesn't care who he offends.
-Does miniature golf count?
-Answered earlier, and looking over things I've done at work at least twice so I don't get in trouble later.
-The first time is always the most awkward, and I will leave it at that.
-Don't make me do math.
-A luxurious condo. And I mean the entire building, so I could move any friends and family who need a place to stay to their own floor without anyone getting in my way.
-Dear Lindsay Lohan: STOP IT!
-"Actual." I use that word so often, it's insane.
-"Pwn"
-On a very base level, breasts. On a deep level, class and carrying ones self with a sense of dignity.
-Bad teeth
-Music.
-Wind chimes.
-Because I'm the most qualified, and if you don't I can play the race card.

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

-I'd rather be mildly sick for a week. It's happened before, and the severe sickness has too many risks.
-Famous. I don't care what I'm famous for. I don't want to be bitten by a ****ing dog!
-What kind of question is that? Donuts.
-Receive a lot of spam. I've eaten Spam before, and it is the most foul tasting processed food-product I've ever had. I hated it as a kid. I even tried it again as an adult to see if my tastes had changed, but nope. It's still terrible.
-A midget. If I offend an albino, they might eat my soul. (intentionally ironic answer)
-I'd rather be a weasel. Hell, Pauley Shore seems to be enjoying himself more than someone whose dreams got crushed.
-Pancakes with Aunt Jemima. I don't trust old Southern white men to not be racist. Also, Sophia from The Color Purple was a nice person so long as you didn't put her in a position to fight you.
-The environmentalist. If I kill the environment, Al Gore might beat me to death.
-I'd rather have a friend become a Scientologist. They wouldn't be the first to try to convert me.
-I'd just be a ****. If I have the reputation, I might as well live up to it and get as much ass as possible.
-I'm not eating a ****ing placenta. Besides, what kind of baby can't take a papercut? I've sliced my fingers by accidentally closing them inside my umbrella as a child.
-Infertility, ahoy!
-I'd rather dissect the human corpse. A good therapist can talk and drug me out of that trauma. No one can help you get through falling to your death.
-I'd milk the cow. People milk cattle all the time. Hell, I've wanted to do that since childhood.
-I'd lose the nose. I like being able to see stuff and drive my car.
-A bowl of cereal won't bring me happiness. A jetski will.
-I'd skip being 33. Losing a year of my life is a risk I'm willing to take, and I'd rather that happen than be an orange-tinted chocolate man.
-I'd rather be fatter. Hell, I've been fatter than this before. It'd mean I could stop using my belt.

Some Questions of my own:
What is yourbaseball team?
Your NFL Football team?
Your Favorite Comic writer?
Favorite comic artist?
Least Favorite comic writer?
Least Favorite comic artist?

-I'm not really a baseball fan.
-I'm a bandwagon fan who cheers for both the 49ers and the Raiders.
-Brian K. Vaughan, hands down.
-Stuart Immonen. He's incredibly diverse. He can do anything from goofy comedy art to more serious and darker art.
-Craig effing Kyle!
-Larry Stroman!!



*whew*
And now for a snack break before I move on...

How do you feel about this song? Particularly the guitar at 1:50



How 'bout this one? The guy reminds me of Knowsbleed lolzlolz

-The short verses and the hook make the song feel redundant. I like at least a 2:1 ratio of verse:hook in the first part of my songs. I'm not really sure what kind of point he's trying to make with the hellish metaphors, so the subject matter is flying way over my head. The guitar at 1:50 isn't bad, but it starts off a little sloppily.
-Hot video, supremely lame song. That's one of those "You're gonna have to drag me to the club and wait for me to down a few shots and an AMF before I can even pretend to enjoy this song" songs.

M. Thoughts?

*sigh* Remember when she used to be black?

 

[Gilpesh]

What do you think of Gwen Dibley's Flying Circus?

 

[Manic]

Favourite Hannah Barbara cartoon?

Dante vs. Randal in a fistfight? [Clerks was inconclusive]

Best dressed Superhero? Villian? Heroine? Villainess?

Fave Jim Carrey role?

Fave Chrono Trigger character? [Better not say Magus ><]

-Scooby Doo. Specifically, The New Scooby Doo Mysteries. It's the one that aired during the 70's with all of the celebrity guest stars.
-Dante, I guess. Randall comes off like someone who's all talk, while Dante always seems like he's holding something back.
-Ambrose Chase/Elijah Snow from Planetary. The Joker. Black Canary (the current one with the yellow trim). Baroness.
-Bruce Almighty. It's Carrey-rific without being too far over the top.
-FROG, baby!

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. Answered earlier
2. Answered earlier
3. On a creative/spiritual/emotional level... the right music.
4. Also on an emotional level? Being around angry people.
5. The S-word.
6. Answered earlier
7. Answered earlier
8. I'd like to attempt to be a write, though god knows I don't have the discipline.
9. Septic tank repair.
10. "Would you like a gummi bear? Don't worry, they're not the tough 99cent ones that are impossible to chew."

what's your lucky number?

any superstitions?


Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

If u were going to do kareoke, what would be your go-to song?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

-7
-When you believe in things you don't understand, then you suffer. Superstition ain't the way.
-Pete (the fat cat who used to torment Mickey, but later became a somewhat dog-looking next door neighbor to Goofy)
-Jasmine
-"Kiss" by Prince. It's happened before, by the way.
-Either one of the Road Warriors. I'd literally have to do no work.
-"Down On Skid Row" from Little Shop of Horrors.

recommend a book to us.

show us one of your favorite comic covers

-And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie.

-Maybe not my absolute favorite, but I still love it.
X-Factor #6

 

[Manic]

What do you think of Gwen Dibley's Flying Circus?

It's something completely different.

 

[Gilpesh]

Don't you hate that Drakon is stealing your thunder?

 

[Manic]

You mean how barely anyone is paying attention to my 15 Minutes compared to his? Eh, I'm not exactly what you would call a popular user around here. Especially in the Community area. I avoid the Lounge thread like the plague.

 

[Gilpesh]

Yeah. The Lounge is a plague.

Did you or did you not, just watch the newest episode of South Park?

 

[Manic]

I actually forgot the new episode was airing today and missed it. It'll re-air in about an hour, though.

 

[Gilpesh]

Are you going to watch it?

 

[Manic]

Probably. I'm not a big South Park fan, but my TV pretty much only switches between USA, Boomerang, or Comedy Central.

 

[SuperFerret]

You're Manic, who's Depressive?

 

[Manic]

I'm still looking for my Depressive. Also, my Street Preachers.

 

[SuperFerret]

Did you just turn my wordplay into a soul mate type of thing?

 

[Gilpesh]

Should I change my name to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwürstelgespurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumeraberschönendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

 

[Manic]

Did you just turn my wordplay into a soul mate type of thing?

Yep. I've been known to turn a phrase or two. It opens doors to a world of great analogies.

 

[-Arya-]

Should I change my name to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwürstelgespurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumeraberschönendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

I didn't know you spoke German...

Anyway. I would ask you something Manic but I think Thor asked pretty much everything.

 

[Manic]

Should I change my name to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwürstelgespurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumeraberschönendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

You'd never be able to fit it in the boxes on the form to request the name change.