I love how everyone is asking about a date with you....too funny! I'll join in:
One person did. 
If I offered to help you out at work as our date, would you take me up on it?
>.> Bamfy has the better voice. Though, to be honest, a date with me wouldn't be fun for you. It's not fun for anybody. lol
Would you like chocolate (possibly Godiva) to go with your purple and white flowers?
I do enjoy chocolates. Particularly dark ones.
Please describe how bad you would like the date to go.
Assuming I remember/show up? It'd probably be filled with me answering texts back to my team at work, with me somewhat paying attention to what you have to say. :P
Could we wreck **** together?
Most definitely. If I'm not on comics, or at work, I like to wreck ****.
On a serious note:
I've been considering getting a dodge viper(blue w/ white stripes) as a summer car so I can keep it in good condition. Is the insurance insane on a car like that? Is it worth it?
The insurance is super insane. If you want it just as a summer car, make sure you have thousands of dollars to laugh at.
Do you like cruises? If so where which cruise line and where to?
lol No cruises. They're death traps.
Can you dance? (i presume so since your a female lol) If so, do you know how to ballroom dance or do you just shake you thang?
I have been somewhat trained in waltzing and junk. I had to learn for family functions, and other social functions my family would have to attend.
How do you feel about the Spiderman movie reboot and who would you like to see directing and playing the cast?
I sorta like the idea. I hope for an Electro in there. As for cast? Nobodies, unknowns. So I don't have any form of expectations, or distractions, or despair in the anticipating parts.
Will you be watching the superbowl? If so, are you more of a fan of the game or commercials.
The game!!! And yes. 
what are you thinking about right now?
The banana at the other end of my desk.