15 Minutes with PWN3R!

[Marx]

with....​

PWN3R!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

Spoiler

Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

Spoiler

What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Marx]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

 

[Lily Adler]

Would you accompany me on a cattle drive?

I have dreams of killing Barney, what do I do?

If I rub lotion on my skin, will I get the hose again?

Your Halloween tradition?

Where's the best place to buy tires?

Which philosophy do you most relate to?

 

[Travesty]

Do you prefer one ply or two ply toilet paper?

What are your favorite pizza toppings?

Mac or PC?

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

How do you like my nonsensical questions?




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

 

[Marx]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

Have you ever studied oneirology? (the study of dreams)

 

[chaseter]

He isn't going to get on here and answer.

 

[PWN3R]

The Hype asks:

Where were you born? I was born in New Orleans, but grew up in God forsaken Gulfport, Mississippi. What.
Where do you currently live? Metairie, LA.
Age? 24. Birthday was Wednesday. There was no thread. Many tears.
Height? 6ft.
Hair color? Black.
Eye Color? **** Brown
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
No tats yet. Laugh all you want, but I want the image of the Oceanic logo from LOST on my left forearm. Waiting to see how long this temptation lasts....
Lefty or Righty?
I do everything with my right hand.
Do you have any siblings?
I have a wonderful sister who sees rainbows 24/7.

Post a picture of your handwriting: Yeah, no. My handwriting is atrocious. Sometimes I can't even read it. No exaggeration.

What is your job? I’m a senior at Loyola University New Orleans. So, I’m puesdo-jobless. I have work-study and I get paid to screen movies for the various film courses.
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)’95 Mazda Protégé. It’s white and it has a bra!
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? Get Set Go - 'Die Mother****er Die' But only for family events.
What is your lucky number? 47
Any superstitions? Not really, but I have a lucky purple bracelet that has been with me for like 3 years. If it ever breaks, I will lose it.
What kind of cell phone do you have? Outdated piece of junk, the day I get a smartphone is the day my life changes. I just can't justify paying more when I don't need the internet with me ALL day. I would die.
What's your default ringtone? Vibration station in my pants!
What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Drive - Best film I've seen so far all year. So much style and such a memorable jacket.

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

What is your current avatar and why? My avy is just a conglomeration of things I enjoy. It has references to everything in there. If you can tell me what, we'll be best friends.
How many posts do you have right now? 19,128
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
1)Chaseter - Because he's my wingman. He's Tom Cruise and I'm Val Kilmer. Also, I've never seen Top Gun. This may be a horrible reference.

2)Darthphere - I hate you Roger. You broke my heart. I love you so much. We would bro out and dress each other with the hipster tendencies we both pretend to not have.

3)Kira - She never posts, and if she does, it's never outside the X-boards. But she's awesome, and I want to get drunk with her.

4) Thebumwhowalks - This guy would probably be so entertaining in person, considering his absurd ramblings on here. And c'mon, that's like the best Hype username. My hero.

5) Aesop - I need a constant pop culture intake, and this dude has it. We would ball so hard. I would force him to watch Breaking Bad, and he would probably force me to watch Glee. Sooooo, I guess worth it.

6) Master Chief - The Hype's equivalent of 'The Man with No Name'. I love Chiefy.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? Definitely Chase.
What will you sing? 'Angel of the Morning'
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? I've met chaseter. He has those rape eyes like his posts tend to imply.
Have you ever posted commando? Many times.
What brought you to the Hype? Goddamn X-Men 3.
What keeps you here? I have no clue. I try to quit, I do, but it rarely sticks.

Link us to a thread you enjoy: Mee being classy

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? Definitely NOT Chase. Probably Corp. He knows everything about everything. Envy.
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? I don't even know how to play this.
Which two Mods? Corp and Hunter Rider.
Hype Crush? Kira.
Hype Nemesis? Probably Kira.
What is your favorite Smiley? <---I abuse this poor thing so much.
Least favorite? The hell? Is this disabled Doc Ock? Why only one tentacle thingie? BS, man.
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. Not aware of any misconceptions, but please feel free to tell me.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve? Mods deleting things and not saying why. Or just deleting instead of closing.
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? EVERYTHING concerning Mr. Peg. Those were glorious days and I wish I was involved. Great stuff.

 

[PWN3R]

Marx asks:

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

"Eh" sums it up. I'm so indifferent to where I am at. I'm not happy, but I'm differently not in a bad place. It's just frustrating graduating college with nothing that remotely resembles a plan.

 

[Abaddon]

Best thing you've ever eaten?
Most exotic food you want to try?
What comic book would you like to see adapted as a television show that hasn't been one already?

 

[chaseter]

You got off of Battlefield to do this!? Shame.

 

[PWN3R]

Erz asks:

Hi my name is PWN3R (formerly PWN3R RANGER), you might remember me on SHH for being a pulsating beacon of mediocrity throughout the Hype! But mostly just in the games and misc television sections.

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Serious regret: Highschool. I went to a "private christian" school, yeah, it was pretty much worthless.
More serious regret: Not growing up with Harry Potter.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
Kimberly the Pink Ranger. She was also responsible for my first erection. The more you know.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?
I have a ton of little geek things, figures and what not, nothing big. I have about 7 long boxes of comics. I did just order a replica of the jacket from Drive. Now I just need Gosling's face and abs.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
Tangy Twister Mike and Ikes. Those are impossible to find. You have no idea. It's the orange boxed ones, so be on the look out.

What was your first?
Tape/CD - No way I can remember.
DVD/Blu-Ray - Can't remember, I know, lame. /
Automobile - '97 Nissan Sentra. May she rest in peace.
Video Game - Goldeneye. I was first introduced to games with the 64.

How did you find out about the birds and the bees? Remember how cable use to be where you could sometimes get fuzzy porn channels and if you looked hard enough you could maybe see a breast or two?

Who has been your biggest influence and why? My father, although we're polar opposites, he's really the best.

Where is your next vacation spot? Going to Atlanta in one week to see Feist.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living? Absolutely nothing. New Orleans is so overrated. Ok, well, the food. SO many good places to eat. But I would trade all of that for some decent weather. I hate this heat.

 

[PWN3R]

LibidoLoca asks:

Would you accompany me on a cattle drive?
Only if you wear a poncho and can grow a 'stache like Sam Elliot.

I have dreams of killing Barney, what do I do?
So multiple dreams? Do you kill him in different ways or is it the same way every time? You should write a book about dreams and somehow fit castration anxiety and relate it to the show.

If I rub lotion on my skin, will I get the hose again?
I still hold the position that Buffalo Bill is more than Hannibal.

Your Halloween tradition?
Beer. Pathetic attempt at a costume. Too many snickers. Shame.

Where's the best place to buy tires?
Why definitely Walgreens of course.

Which philosophy do you most relate to?
I didn't care enough to pay attention to philosophy. Most philosohpy majors I know are giant *******s. So I relate with them.

Travesty asks:

Do you prefer one ply or two ply toilet paper?
I prefer not to see blood.

What are your favorite pizza toppings?
Spinach, artichoke, and bell peppers. Want!

Mac or PC?
Apple's brilliant "I'm a..." campaign really caused people to play childish games and pick sides. Dumb. I like both. Currently, I only own a Mac. Someone give me a PC, please.

 

[PWN3R]

Kane52630 asks:

First off, **** you, Kane. This questions are crazy stupid and you've not only asked everyone the same thing, but you keep adding to it!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
This sounds like a running gag on a Sienfeld episode. You know, this would be something Kramer is worried about and then the episode would end with George yelling, "What happens, Jerry!"


If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
You have to be polite and it's probably the only way they would recognize the bullet.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Irony! Insert picture of Fry-meme.

Is there another word for synonym?
Did you think of these yourself?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes. Unless they're the super chosen vegans who wouldn't touch anything processed.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Yes, and it costs an obscene amount of money. They should be allowed two needles a year. Or just start hanging people again. Invite the kids, make it a family affair like the old days.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No, it's because clowns are uncontrolled demonic forces that seek to harm all that is good and innocent.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
He's going to hear about how he was wrong later.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
This is probably in a guidebook somewhere. What if one of the personalities was a hostage negotiator? Huh? What now, Kane?

How young can you die of old age?
74

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
This is stupid.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
74.

Is it still real to you?
I hate wrestling, but I love the costumes.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
He's dead. Or soup.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Don't think that's what it is, brah.

What do batteries run on?
Broken dreams.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why would someone be a parsley farmer?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
They show porn instead. True story.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because they put a non-stick spell on the bottle when it's made.

Batman & Robin or The Room?
Sorry Kane, but this:
[YT]SiJLN7THrho[/YT]

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?
Broccoli all day.

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
This isn't even a sentence. Reference I'm missing?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
I can imagine you sitting there trying to come up with these. *slow clap*

How do you like my nonsensical questions?





Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
No infractions, but I have been on a temp-ban. Bad boy.

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?
Full House, easy.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.
Too lazy to think of five, but here's a good one:

For A Few Dollars More - chaseter


Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
Instead of posting five songs no one will bother listening to, here's one:
[YT]h65YIvjIV7E[/YT]



What is your least favorite word? 'Awesome'. I would very much like to never use it again. Most of the time that's all I have to express myself with, and that's so, so sad.

What turns you on? British and Australian accents. Oh god.

What turns you off? HEAVVVVYYYY southern accents. Not all, just the really bad ones.

What sound do you love? Achievements unlocking.

What sound do you hate? These goddamn questions, Kane!

What is your favorite curse word? The under appreciated and ever classy, "damn."

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Professional Grower of mustaches.

What profession would you not like to do? Advertising.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"**** just got real."

 

[BizarroAids]

What do you think of Battlefield 3 so far?

Do you plan on getting COD: MW3? And if so, will you still play BF3 as often?

 

[PWN3R]

Marx asks:

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

Ok, so, these two questions relate to each other. I have only ever had one kind of reoccurring dream, and it's so weird and cliche that I'm disappointed in my imagination: It starts in my childhood house and I'm all alone in the bathroom. I see a sign that reads, "Vampires." After this, I go to my sister's room and see a strange man. Naturally, this freaks me out and I run to tell my Mother, and as soon as I open my mouth to tell her that my sister is missing she responds, " I know."

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu. I've had this dream three times. I can't forget it. My mom is fixing the bed so casually, it's like she in on it too!

Have you ever studied oneirology? (the study of dreams)
No, but I would very much like to call myself an 'oneirologist'. No one would know what I do.

He isn't going to get on here and answer.

You got off of Battlefield to do this!? Shame.

1) You're stupid and you got off.
2) I like lists.

 

[PWN3R]

BizarroAids asks:

What do you think of Battlefield 3 so far?
If you can manage to both find a game and be on the same team with your friends, it's fantastic! It's a chaotic, immersive experience that's unlike any other multiplayer first person shooter I've played. Also, crashing jets is fun as hell.

Do you plan on getting COD: MW3? And if so, will you still play BF3 as often?
I want to play with Darthphere again, but unless this game is the second coming or something, eh, probably not. I will be on BF3 for months to come.

I'm going to be out of town tomorrow for a wedding, but don't stop asking me stuff. Unless you're Kane!

 

[PWN3R]

Abaddon (Aby Cakes) wants to know:

Best thing you've ever eaten? My grandma's pumpkin bread situation. She does something with it, it's just unreal.
Most exotic food you want to try? I'd like to risk it and try eating some Blowfish? Puffer fish? Which is the preferred nomenclature?
What comic book would you like to see adapted as a television show that hasn't been one already? This is too easy - Y: The Last Man. As long as it's on Showtime or HBO, oh please, please make it happen. Y is my favorite comic ever.

 

[chaseter]

Why does Darthphere suck?

How much money have you saved for the con?

Gayest thought you have ever had?

Why is Indian food really gross?

Cut your hair.

 

[Kane52630]

Kane52630 asks:

I applaud you for these answers. I award you with these videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkfVdrtLcRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

And remember to play them at the same time.


As for my other questions...

Yo Mr. PWN3R when are we gonna cook?

What do you think of the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad?

Favorite bad guys from that show?

 

[Lily Adler]

Favorite pop song parody?

Is the Snickers Halloween commercial disturbing to you?

Is the Prius giant man commercial disturbing to you?

What is the future of milk?

I have to rent some Halloween movies for a party, which ones should I get?

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Do you truly believe humans change, or are there only attempts?

The human brain is proclaimed to be the most complex structure in the known universe... are we really that self centered?

Quick, you've been mugged and jumped by both Goofy and Mickey in Toon Town... what do you do? What the f**k do you do?

Do you think the GOP is entering the 'Sucking for Luck' (sorry Dolphins ) sweepstakes?

I once got b****slapped with a soft taco, what food item have you been attacked with in your lifetime?

You are in a room faced with seven doors. Six out of these seven doors contain maneating Tigers. The last door has an angry Chuck Norris. Probablity, go!

I just nailed a hot white girl (dressed as Flo from the Progressive commercials) with a tight bod and round booty. Have ever you nailed a person on Halloween?

 

[PWN3R]

chaseter asks:

Why does Darthphere suck?
It all goes back to those hipster tendencies he hides so well.

How much money have you saved for the con?
Enough for a top dollar hooker lady date.

Gayest thought you have ever had?
It involved Joseph Gordon-Levitt and 'The King' from Burger King.
Why is Indian food really gross?
Because your taste buds, much like your taste in general, suck ass.

Cut your hair.
My hair is aliens.

Kane52630 asks:

applaud you for these answers. I award you with these videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkfVdrtLcRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

And remember to play them at the same time.

Trolling theme is actually quite relaxing.


As for my other questions...

Yo Mr. PWN3R when are we gonna cook?
First, we're going to build a robot. Yeah, science!

What do you think of the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad?
It's incredible television. The way the season developed into that beautiful ending, "I won." Everything felt earned. LOST will always have a special place in my heart, but Breaking Bad is the best show I've ever seen.

Favorite bad guys from that show?
Gustavo, that's easy. Gus isn't just a great villain from Breaking Bad, he's one of the finest villains in all of TV. Seriously, the character was such a blast.

DoomsdayApex asks:

Do you truly believe humans change, or are there only attempts?
Cynical ******* answer: No. We just improve at hiding our faults.

The human brain is proclaimed to be the most complex structure in the known universe... are we really that self centered?
If you rearrange the letters in 'human' it spells narcissism. True story.

Quick, you've been mugged and jumped by both Goofy and Mickey in Toon Town... what do you do? What the f**k do you do?
Embrace for death's sweet embrace. I mean, Toon Town? No escape.

Do you think the GOP is entering the 'Sucking for Luck' (sorry Dolphins ) sweepstakes?
GOP situation is a total farce. I'm not into politics, but between Bachmann and Perry, and especially that nar nar Santorum, someone needs to press the nuke button because the alternative of having one of them as president is worse.

I once got b****slapped with a soft taco, what food item have you been attacked with in your lifetime?
Mostly just shaving cream and frozen grapes. Frozen grapes in the face hurt. That's right....shaving cream isn't food is it?

You are in a room faced with seven doors. Six out of these seven doors contain maneating Tigers. The last door has an angry Chuck Norris. Probablity, go!
Chuck Norris fad needs to die. I'm sorry, I was into it this meme for a short time, but what has the man done, exactly? A super conservative cowboy-esque show that guest starred Hulk Hogan once? Yeah, ok, that's actually awesome. I would select death by man-eating Tigers and attempt to serenade them.

I just nailed a hot white girl (dressed as Flo from the Progressive commercials) with a tight bod and round booty. Have ever you nailed a person on Halloween?
How much time did you save from not typing out y in 'bod'? Was it worth it? Body. See, not that hard. Flo is hot.

 

[PWN3R]

AHH, sorry, forgot this one...
LibidoLoca asks:

Favorite pop song parody?
Bob Dylan version of Rebecca Black's Friday. That **** is great.

Is the Snickers Halloween commercial disturbing to you?
I haven't seen it? Link? Snickers in general disturb me. They give off this vibe that says, "It's ok, eat more." And before you know it, you have consumed the entire bag of Snicker's minis.

Is the Prius giant man commercial disturbing to you?
Commercials terrify you, huh? And no, I haven't seen this. All of my time lately has been to class, and fapping to Arkham City.

What is the future of milk?
More ads that say it's good for you when no one really knows. Seriously, milk is the most confusing consumable product out there. There is a ton of research that says it's bad for humans, and then there's a ton that says it's good for you. Yeah? All I know is that Raisin bran crunch is the sweet nectar of Gods.

I have to rent some Halloween movies for a party, which ones should I get?
So just generally scariness or ****ed up-ness?
****ed up-ness: A Serbian Film. Everyone will be
Scariness: Catfish. Haha, not a typical horror film and more of a documentary, but the main characters in this are so self absorbed and *****ey that it will scar you deep. Bone marrow scarring stuff.