Have I ever called you Pooner?
Did you ever eat those Lays with Olestra that caused anal leakage?
What's the last movie you walked out of where you totally wanted to do those things that the movie did besides Drive.
How awesome am I on a scale of 9-10?
Which MOD on here do you like the least besides Bamfer?
Will you come up to Denver to ski with me in a Dumb and Dumber bromantic sort of way? I visited you, it's time you visit me.
We need to pick two costumes for the Con that compliment each other. You can't be the Driver and me be Doctor Who. We need to be smart about this.