15 Minutes 15 Minutes with SuperFerret!

[Supergirl]

Who is 'My Brother'?
Why do you have his skull?
How did you kill him?

 

[The Squirrel]

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
What is the color of a mirror?"
"If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?"

 

[twylight]

Does 'My Brother' exist on Facebook?
Are you interested on the rumors of a Ghostbusters 3 movie?
How do you feel about Kane only giving Ghostbusters a 8/10?
How do you feel about him refusing to watch Ghostbusters 2?

 

[Supergirl]

Who on the Hype would be first person you kill in your serial killing spree?
How would you do it?
Which of us would catch you?

 

[twylight]

Which ending to the movie Clue is your favorite?
What is your favorite Tim Curry Movie?

 

[Supergirl]

If you were a Gotham Rogue what would your gimmick be?
If you had the mutie gene what would your power be?
Would you side with Magneto or Xavier in Mutant Rights campaigns?

 

[SuperFerret]

Marx

Where were you born? Brooklyn, New York

Where do you currently live? Brooklyn, New York

Age? 27

Height? 6'1"-6'2"

Hair color? Brown

Eye Color? Green

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) Not yet.

Lefty or Righty? Righty.

Do you have any siblings? Yes. A younger brother and sister.

Post a picture of your handwriting: Maybe a bit later.

What is your job? Veterinary technician (NYS license pending).

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) I live in New York City. A car is a liability.

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?

[YT]dwxUgefMStM&ob=av2e[/YT]

What is your lucky number? Potato.

Any superstitions? It's unlucky to kill a spider.

What kind of cell phone do you have? One with buttons.

What's your default ringtone? A crappy default one.

What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Captain America, I think.

What is your current avatar and why? Animal Man, because.

How many posts do you have right now? Too many.

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?I'd pick Keyser Soze, Shlee and Supergirl, since I've met them already, twylight, since she's my Hype BFF, and Byrd Man and wiegeabo since they're my pals. Master Bruce would show up anyway, trusty would climb a fence to be there, and I don't know if I've forgotten anyone.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? Nobody, I don't get drunk.

What will you sing? A song, presumably.

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? Shlee, Supergirl, and Keyser Soze.

Have you ever posted commando? I have posted while under fire.

What brought you to the Hype? I don't recall.

What keeps you here? My friends and stubbornness.

Link us to a thread you enjoy: This one, for the irony of it all.

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? Depends on the topic.

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? Parker Wayne and Manic, my only trivia competition.

Which two Mods? Bamfer and C. Lee.

Hype Crush? E-Man.

Hype Nemesis? This year? You.

What is your favorite Smiley?

Least favorite?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. I'm really not as much of a *****ebag as I may have come off as.

What is your Hype Pet Peeve? Overly long posts made by people trying to sound smart and people with poor reading comprehension.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? SuperHeroSkype

 

[SuperFerret]

Kane#####

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Spontaneous human combustion.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? No. I'd use a dachshund.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? I'd tell you.

Is there another word for synonym? Potato.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Yes.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? So they don't spread infection.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Nope.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Yes.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Yes.

How young can you die of old age? Yes.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? Nope.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? Commissioner Gordon.

Is it still real to you? Always.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? He's ****ing dead.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? For the blind.

What do batteries run on? Electricity.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Yes.

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yes.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Anti-glue.

Batman & Robin or The Room? Batman and Robin.

Mayonnaise or Broccoli? Broccoli.

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? No.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? Yes.

How do you like my nonsensical questions? They're annoying.




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them? I have four, only one that I accept as not being BS. I did call that guy an idiot, but I wasn't trolling, just stating my opinion on that TV show. Those pictures were NOT inappropriate, and you can't troll a weather pattern.

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick? The Simpson's home.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters. The Room - The SHSkype crowd.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen. Weird Al, any 5. Go.

What is your least favorite word? C**t.

What turns you on? Intelligence.

What turns you off? Lack of a sense of humor.

What sound do you love? Music.

What sound do you hate? Silence.

What is your favorite curse word? Sonovacrap.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? None.

What profession would you not like to do? Office work.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Potato.

Potato? Potato.

 

[SuperFerret]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

Very. I'm doing what I want to do and I have no major problems, plus it's a waste of time being unhappy with stuff.

Why are you such an a-hole?

Because.

If you were presented with the horse you rode in on and given instructions to **** yourself as well as the horse, would you comply?

Logical fallacy. I don't ride horses.

Well, why not?!

Because I'm a city boy.

Why do rats and weasels get a bad name when ferrets are practically the same goddamn thing?!

Ferrets are weasels. Rats are rodents. People are idiots when it comes to animals.

I'll jump right into the meat&potatoes and spare you the usual questions:

1. Why is it so hard to turn away from an argument? Depends. Sometimes I'm having too much fun ****ing with them, other times I let my temper get the better of me.

2. Where do you think your anger probs come from and have you found a suitable relief device? I don't know, but I've been meditating.

3. If certain species of animals are going extinct via predation or some other natural cause(NOT due to the meddling of humans); should we do everything we can to save them or let nature run its course? Let nature run its course. Of course, humans are part of nature, so *shrugs*

4. Which interests you more: life at the bottom of the ocean or possible life in space? Life in general.

5. I hate the fact that an unarmed human would lose a battle against most wild animals. Do you think our advanced brains, opposable thumbs, bipedalism, and complex emotions are decent trades for horns, claws, venom, ape-strength, and all the other offensive/defensive attributes animals have? It's not about a battle. It's about survival, and we're doing quite well.

6. Zoologists and ecologists say that every living creature has a purpose in nature(circle of life and all that). Take mosquitoes for example, their main purpose is to spread parasites and microorganisms which cause illness and even death; while being food for spiders and other insects. Do you buy into their "necessity"?

Yes, I do. All species have the niche they fill, but no one species is necessary. There will always be another one to fill it.

 

[SuperFerret]

What was your favorite character/RPG/Role you played in the Hype RPG's?

Martian Manhunter.

Who was the best RP partner you ever had?

You. Tony and Dinah 4 ever.

What's your take on me leaving the DCU RPG to Byrd oh, so many years ago?

Meh.

Was it a good idea?

He's done good with it.

If a dog and a cat were put on a rocket to the moon, which one would get there alive?

Neither. Rockets explode.

Favorite moment on SuperheroSkype?

Cockatoo.

Least favorite moment?

Any time arguing was to be had.

I was going to ask you're such a a-hole, but someone asked that already.

1. When did you get interested in Ferrets? I rescued one in High School. She lived to be 9.
2. Do you own any? Not at the moment.
3. Your feelings toward vodka ice cubes? Meh?

Okay, serious questions.

4. You're faced with a wall of nipples, what do you do? Stab it.
5. How do you like your steak? I don't.
6. Thoughts on New York? Love it.
7. Do you like to have large amount of friends or just a few good ones? Apparently a large amount of good friends.
8. Christmas or Halloween?

Halloween.

How many fingers am I holding up? Just one. **** you too.

Why are men to blame for everything that is wrong with the world? They're not.

Why ferrets, why not otters?

I like all mustelids.

 

[SuperFerret]

What is the origin of your name? I like ferrets and superheroes.
What is your real name? Stephen
What makes Osborn, Norman more interesting than Peter? He's a villain, therefore he has more fun.
If you knew someone who could left a truck by his hands through a technique, will you ask him/her to teach you how?

Maybe.

If you had a time machine and could go back in time to witness one historic event, what would it be? The last day of the dinosaurs.

Favorite historical figure and why? See below.

Favorite US president and why?

Jackson, because he beats people.

Do you love your sammich, or are you in love with your sammich? I love it.

When was the last time you called someone a jive turkey? Five minutes ago.

What is the one wrestling match that we never got that you would like to see? Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle

Pick 5 Hypesters to have a weekly talk show with. Who are the Hypesters, and what do you talk about? What's with these pick 5 Hypesters questions?

Did you ever get that one guy to do what you wanted him to do when it was the catalyst to us doing what we do now? Not yet.

Are you sad now that a hilariously insane dictator who happens to look like George Jefferson is gone? Who?

Can you dig it sucka? SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Where can I find a woman like Jessie's girl?

Hoboken.

 

[SuperFerret]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

SuperFerret, all those times I was an ass.

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently? I don't have regrets. Even mistakes have good consequences.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love. No.

What’s your biggest geek collectible? Nothing of value.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room? Potatoes.

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

Don't remember, and never had a car.

How did you find out about the birds and the bees? My dad told me.

Who has been your biggest influence and why? I don't know.

Where is your next vacation spot? My living room.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

Where am I moving?

Why Martian Manhunter? Because I like him.
Why do you kill small children? I don't?
Have you ever seen Llamas With Hats?

I don't know what that is.

Are ferrets your favorite animal ? Should be obvious by now.
Have you ever had to use your pimp hand to keep a ho in line ? Never.
Why do you seem so pessimistic ?

I'm not pessimistic.

What was your favorite moment while giving interviews for FTPS?

I don't remember those days.

Where are you? I work during the day.
Why aren't you answering these questions? I wasn't here, but now these questions are grating on my nerves, so this'll be my last batch for a little while.
What is the difference between badgering a witness and ferreting them?

The size of the weasel.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'll answer more later. How about we try to ask questions I can answer, okay?

 

[Byrd Man]

I'll answer more later. How about we try to ask questions I can answer, okay?

How is the best way to turn around the US economy?

 

[Erzengel]

Refusing to answer questions and giving 2-3 word responses, wait we should think of better questions to ask you?

 

[The Squirrel]

Seriously, I worked hard on those questions too.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

for when ever your get around to it:
is it true that you were bitten by a radioactive ferret during a high school field trip, and gained all the powers or a ferret?

 

[SuperFerret]

Are you going Trick or Treating with Cori and I on CoH tonight?

We're Trick or Treating now. Cori's not there though.

How do you feel about fiery/fiery scrapper which is what Kane chose to play? Do you think he should make a proper tank?

Kane should make whatever he wants.

Who's your favorite: Crim, Jacob, Zarroth or Leon?

Bimmy.

Do you like Street Justice so far as a powerset?

It's pretty good so far.

Do you miss living in Denver?

Not really.

What was your favorite part of NYCC?

Meeting John was cool. So was taking a picture with Stan Lee.

What is the square root of 616? 537
What is your favorite thing about Superboy Prime? That he's dead.
Why is your favorite drink the blood of innocents?

It's nutritious.

Who on SHH would you let me marry? Shlee.
Why do you act like an ******* when you're really soft and squishy? I really don't think I do most of the time.
Does love multiplied by negative love divided by hate and cubed by attraction = sexy?

No, you're terrible at math.

Your favorite superhero shipping? Nothing fan made.
Your least favorite superhero shipping? Anything fan made, especially the unfounded gay ones.
Why do you hate Spike so much?

He's my nemesis.

 

[SuperFerret]

If you could own any one comic book issue in the world, which would it be? I've been trying to track down Animal Man #5 for a while. Otherwise, Action Comics #1, so I can sell it.
If you were fitted for concrete sneakers, what size would you wear? 14 1/2
Who's your favorite person on SHHSkype? JustAE-Kanic Anderson
Can I marry Byrd?

He hasn't asked my permission.

What's your opinion on Squirrels?

I like 'em.

Do you now want to kill Byrd? Nope.
What is the first movie you remember watching? I don't remember.
How about first movie you remember seeing in theaters?

I don't know.

Top 5 favorite TV shows? *Sigh* The Walking Dead, JL/JLU, Psych, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and The Simpsons.
Care to enlighten us on the 'shoebox' joke that went around SHH some years ago? I don't remember that one.
If I can't have Byrd, would Spike be okay?

He didn't ask my permission either.

 

[Schlosser85]

How fast is a speeding hamster?

 

[Kane52630]

Sh**Man vs Gary Busey, who wins?

Gary Busey vs Gary Busey, who wins?

Why was Lisa tearing Johnny apart?

Why was Danny selling drugs?

Which mods do you want to see in a Celebrity Deathmatch?

which two hypesters?

 

[SuperFerret]

Who is 'My Brother'? A plastic skull.
Why do you have his skull? I bought him for a failed Halloween party.
How did you kill him?

He was dead when I got there.

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Webster said so.
What's another word for thesaurus? Thelizard.
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound? Yes. Ka-Boom.
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants? Shrug.
What is the color of a mirror?" White, it reflects all colors.
"If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?"

Nothing.

Does 'My Brother' exist on Facebook? He used to.
Are you interested on the rumors of a Ghostbusters 3 movie? I'm not interested in rumors.
How do you feel about Kane only giving Ghostbusters a 8/10? Don't care. It's his opinion.
How do you feel about him refusing to watch Ghostbusters 2?

Don't care. It's his opinion.

Who on the Hype would be first person you kill in your serial killing spree? Nobody. As irritating as some people are, I don't want them dead.
How would you do it? I wouldn't.
Which of us would catch you?

I would.

Which ending to the movie Clue is your favorite? If I've ever seen the movie, I don't remember it.
What is your favorite Tim Curry Movie?

I can't think of a movie he's in that I would call a favorite.

If you were a Gotham Rogue what would your gimmick be? I'd be the guy moving somewhere else.
If you had the mutie gene what would your power be? Talking to animals.
Would you side with Magneto or Xavier in Mutant Rights campaigns?

Neither.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hey SF

Silent Hill or Raccoon City? Which would rather end up at?

Name three things you want to accomplish before you turn 30?

When you look into the abyss, did it look into you?

What time period other than your own would you like to live in and why?

Top 5 favorite authors?

Favorite pair of shoes?

 

[SuperFerret]

How is the best way to turn around the US economy?

Scrap it all and start over.

Refusing to answer questions and giving 2-3 word responses, wait we should think of better questions to ask you?

I'm refusing to answer questions because they're terrible and/or personal questions. Better questions would be ones I'd answer.

Can't help you with the 2-3 word responses though. Those are the answers and this is supposed to be for fun.

Seriously, I worked hard on those questions too.

Sorry.

for when ever your get around to it:
is it true that you were bitten by a radioactive ferret during a high school field trip, and gained all the powers or a ferret?

No, I'm a ferret that was bitten by a radioactive superintendent.

How fast is a speeding hamster?

0.0000653 knots.

Sh**Man vs Gary Busey, who wins? Don't talk about Sh**man.

Gary Busey vs Gary Busey, who wins? Christopher Walken

Why was Lisa tearing Johnny apart? Her insatiable vagina.

Why was Danny selling drugs? I thought his name was "Denny", and that's why he's selling drugs. It's a terrible name.

Which mods do you want to see in a Celebrity Deathmatch? Bamf and Matt

which two hypesters?

Duke and Ultra Lantern.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

No, I'm a ferret that was bitten by a radioactive superintendent.

why would a superintendent bite a ferret? is he your nemesis?