15 Minutes 15 Minutes with SuperFerret!

[BLACKVULCAN]

Hey SF cool!

When i wash a pair of socks how come i can only find one?
Ginger or Mary Ann?
In race who would win Superman of the Flash?
How come nobody could tell Bugs was a rabbit in drag?
If it was only a 3 hour tour how come Mr. Howelll brought so many clothes?
If there's something strange in the neighborhood who you going call?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood at a Ferret. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

 

[SuperFerret]

Hey SF

Silent Hill or Raccoon City? Which would rather end up at? Raccoon City, I guess. Not familiar with Silent Hill at all.

Name three things you want to accomplish before you turn 30? Get my driver's license and finish my two books.

When you look into the abyss, did it look into you? It looked first.

What time period other than your own would you like to live in and why? Medieval times.

Top 5 favorite authors? Micheal Crichton, Stephen King, Stan Nicholls, Tolkien, and someone else. I like a lot of books, but few authors.

Favorite pair of shoes?

Whatever is comfortable.

 

[SuperFerret]

why would a superintendent bite a ferret? is he your nemesis?

He was radioactive. You're not in your right mind when radioactive.

Hey SF cool!

When i wash a pair of socks how come i can only find one? Sock goblins take them.
Ginger or Mary Ann? Both.
In race who would win Superman of the Flash? Why you gotta bring race into this.
How come nobody could tell Bugs was a rabbit in drag? He had no testes.
If it was only a 3 hour tour how come Mr. Howelll brought so many clothes? Sabotage.
If there's something strange in the neighborhood who you going call? The cops.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood at a Ferret. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

Seven. Seven woods.

 

[The Squirrel]

Sorry.

S'cool. I was fibbing.

 

[twylight]

Why are you acting like such a perfect ******* about this thread?

What are 'better', 'fun' questions you'd like us to be asking?

Why did you even want this thread if you were going to just ***** about answering the questions?

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Kane52630]

Okay, some real personal hype questions

If you were a moderator or an admin what would you change on the hype?

What things do you want to stay the same?

Who is your favorite moderator/admin?

If Duke came out and said he was Ultra Lantern or vice versa, how would you react?

 

[SuperFerret]

Why are you acting like such a perfect ******* about this thread?

What are 'better', 'fun' questions you'd like us to be asking?

Why did you even want this thread if you were going to just ***** about answering the questions?

We spoke about this last night, and I'd rather it not come up again.

Okay, some real personal hype questions

If you were a moderator or an admin what would you change on the hype? The population.

What things do you want to stay the same? Most of it.

Who is your favorite moderator/admin? TheCorpulent1

If Duke came out and said he was Ultra Lantern or vice versa, how would you react?

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Alright hotshot, you're kidnapped by Joan Rivers, Oprah and Barbra Streisand. Apparently, they find you sexually attractive, and wish to make you their personal sex slave.

You are raped continuously by this Legion of Old Evil Divas.

After being held captive for five days, you can no longer endure the wrinkly and brittle bodies of these ancient hags. You've contemplated about escaping... HOWEVER, the Legion has attached a chained remote-controlled titanium brace with speakers onto your genitals.

Attempts to remove the brace would result in electric gonorrhea and Rebecca Black's 'Friday' to replay nonstop.

Your only way out? Removing your testes and penis via a metallic spoon.

You have 45 minutes before they return back. What do you do? What the f**k do you do?!

 

[SuperFerret]

Alright hotshot, you're kidnapped by Joan Rivers, Oprah and Barbra Streisand. Apparently, they find you sexually attractive, and wish to make you their personal sex slave.

You are raped continuously by this Legion of Old Evil Divas.

After being held captive for five days, you can no longer endure the wrinkly and brittle bodies of these ancient hags. You've contemplated about escaping... HOWEVER, the Legion has attached a chained remote-controlled titanium brace with speakers onto your genitals.

Attempts to remove the brace would result in electric gonorrhea and Rebecca Black's 'Friday' to replay nonstop.

Your only way out? Removing your testes and penis via a metallic spoon.

You have 45 minutes before they return back. What do you do? What the f**k do you do?!

There's always another way out, and that way is spontaneous human combustion.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Damn you, and damn your spontaneous human combustion to hell.

 

[Kane52630]

As a fellow New Yorker, what places in New York do you visit often?

What places do you avoid?

List 5 favorite films that was filmed in New York.

Do you think people eating pizza with a knife and fork are doomed for all eternity?

 

[Kane52630]

Do you read Sutter Cane?

If you could have just one superhero power, what would it be?

Can Doctor Manhattan fight off Galactus?

 

[SuperFerret]

As a fellow New Yorker, what places in New York do you visit often? Mostly my own neighborhood, occasionally Midtown Manhattan for specific shopping trips.

What places do you avoid? Greenwich Village, Williamsburg, places that are "trendy".

List 5 favorite films that was filmed in New York. Ghostbusters, Spider-Man, some other movies. Too many of them are filmed in Toronto or some crap.

Do you think people eating pizza with a knife and fork are doomed for all eternity?

Nope, just six months.

Do you read Sutter Cane? Don't know what that is.

If you could have just one superhero power, what would it be? The ability to talk to animals.

Can Doctor Manhattan fight off Galactus?

Maybe.

 

[Marx]

Closed. Thanks to all who participated!