15 Minutes 15 Minutes with.... The Original Bamfer!!!

[The Original Bamfer]

Storm or Phoenix?
Phoenix!

Invisible Woman or Emma Frost?
Emma Frost!

Gotta love them *****es! :heart:

She-Hulk or Ms. Marvel?
Ms. Marvel, easily. She-Hulk is she-********.

What's your favorite planet?
Pluto. I usually sympathize with the outcast.

How awesome was the Venture Brothers premiere?
I... I didn't watch it.

Just more jokes that you'll have to explain, Gil.

 

[Gilpesh]

Just more jokes that you'll have to explain, Gil.

There's no way to reference that episode and have it make sense... even to someone that saw it.

 

[Sawyer]

To defeat Sawyer, I'd simply turn on some Curb Your Enthusiasm.

You know me so well...

And thanks for including me in a question like that, knowsbleed, you d***.

 

[Gilpesh]

Five hypesters you hate a lot. (Sawyer not included)

 

[Sawyer]

Five hypesters you hate a lot. (Sawyer not included)

Et tu, Brute?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

He already did that one, or well one close enough too.

 

[knowsbleed]

Describe why I am better than Sawyer in a short paragraph that includes the words
-Superior
-Funnier
-Better
-Sexier
-Trudat
-Fosho
-Indubitably
-LarryDavidSucks
-Cake
-Steak

aaand...

-Monkey

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Describe why I am better than Sawyer in a short paragraph that includes the words
-Superior
-Funnier
-Better
-Sexier
-Trudat
-Fosho
-Indubitably
-LarryDavidSucks
-Cake
-Steak

aaand...

-Monkey

 

[Sawyer]

Describe why I am better than Sawyer in a short paragraph that includes the words
-Superior
-Funnier
-Better
-Sexier
-Trudat
-Fosho
-Indubitably
-LarryDavidSucks
-Cake
-Steak

aaand...

-Monkey

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[knowsbleed]

Why does Sawyer choose to use the same video retaliation more than once in the same month?

Does he not know the rule of video retaliation rotation?

 

[Sawyer]

Why does Sawyer choose to use the same video retaliation more than once in the same month?

Does he not know the rule of video retaliation rotation?

There is no such law.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Why do you like Kurt so much?

How do you feel about his portrayal in film?

Have you see the Incredible Hulk movie and what did you think?

Are you happy where you are currently in life?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years and what are you doing to be able to realistically get there?

 

[AlteredEgo]

so... balloon boy... what's up with that, right?

 

[AndThePickles]

Who on the Hype do you wanna meet most?

Why do people think you're rude when you're really neat-o?

If I make you bacon lasagna will you make me a cheesesteak?

I'm gonna make spinach artichoke dip tonight. Do you like that kind of dip?

Beach or winter sports vacation?

Would you rather be a contestant on Survivor or a castmate on the Real World?

 

[Immortalfire]

Why am I your most favorite person ever?

Why are you my most favorite person ever?

Would you ever try my cooking?

What TV game show would you like to be on?

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Who scored "Jason and the Argonauts"?

 

[Gilpesh]

What part of the board do you hate? Curse it out?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm stopping by for a minute to tell all y'all that I am currently ill and probably won't be able to answer much tonight. But I appreciate the questions so far and highly encourage you guyses to post many, many more. Hopefully I'll be in tip-top shape to answer them tomorrow. Or hell, maybe even later tonight. Just know that I will! :heart:

 

[Gilpesh]

What kind of vagina excuse is being ill?

Why are you Lunar-ing your way out of answering questions?

How can you call yourself original when you're taking a page out of Lunar's playbook?

Don't you know that Lunar is lame because of what he pulled in his fifteen minutes?

 

[-Arya-]

Edit

 

[AlteredEgo]

Just to reiterate my questions that SHOULD have been answered already.

Chiken, Beef, or Fish?

Subway or Quiznos?

Blonde, Brunette or Redhead?

Favorite movie?

i know this is Bamfer's 15 minutes, but im getting a psychic calling and the answers to your question are:

Tie between beef and chicken, though beef's been at the top of the list lately. Never fish. Well, tuna's an exception.

I've never had Quiznos, so, Subway. I'm sure I'd like Quiznos a lot, but their subs seem kind of heavy. I'd still probably eat at Subway more often.

Brunettes, hands down.

and

I'm not sure it count's but it's a home movie of mine that involves me in a see-through-nightie, a jar of vaseline, two trained small rodent-like creatures, and a move called "the tuck".

 

[-Arya-]

Oh good. He slid the answers in without my knowledge

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Five hypesters you hate a lot. (Sawyer not included)
But I don't hate anyone! I'm full of love!

Basically, it would be redundant.

Describe why I am better than Sawyer in a short paragraph that includes the words
-Superior
-Funnier
-Better
-Sexier
-Trudat
-Fosho
-Indubitably
-LarryDavidSucks
-Cake
-Steak

aaand...

-Monkey

I am superior to knowsbleed. I am far sexier. But knowsbleed's face is funnier. I am better at nearly everything... except, well, being stupid. The ladies agree - I can hear them saying, "trudat!" And I'm all, "fosho!" Yes, I know that when a new person speaks, a new paragraph should start... but I bet knowsbleed didn't know that. I covered knowsbleed's mom in cake and watched her eat a steak. She is also indubitably superior to her son. She made my monkey happy. But knowsbleed is better than Sawyer. And LarryDavidsucks.

Go me!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What's worse?

depression or oppression

running out of gas or running out of toilet paper

cancer or AIDS

Barackapool or SM3-Venom

TDK or TDK

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Where were you when the attacks on New York (in 2001) took place?

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

What's worse?

Barackapool or SM3-Venom

Bane from batman and robin pwns all.


Street fighter or tekken
addams family or munsters?
Pwned or Owned?
Two-face or Ra's Al Ghul?