[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rank[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Team[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]FIYA[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Analysis[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pistons[/FONT]
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With four players named to the All-Star team by the coaches, one has to ask the burning question, "Why is Darko still sorry when everyone else on this team is improving exponentially each month?"[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Spurs[/FONT]
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We won't be hearing from Tim Duncan until June, folks. He's just laying low. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mavs[/FONT]
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After letting Kenyon Martin have a dunkfest, Dirk blamed Josh Howard for letting 'Melo pass him the ball so much, stating, "Carmelo had a career high in assists. You figure it out."[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Suns[/FONT]
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I really wish Steve Nash were black, so they'd give Chauncey Billups the MVP. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Heat[/FONT]
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Will anyone be surprised if they lost in the second round? [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Clippers
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If they get to 53 wins, Elton might steal that MVP award. His stats would put him over Chauncey. Besides, Chauncey teeth ****ed up. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cavs[/FONT]
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Asked about the possibility of Drew Gooden being traded, Coach Mike Brown stated, "Wait. You know who I am?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Nuggets
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Carmelo kept his comments on his snub brief, only offering "I'm putting my team in the playoffs again and I play my best in the last two minutes. Some people have a history of doing neither
ya know, like Lebron."[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Grizzlies
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Having lost 7 of their last 10, GM Jerry West has blamed the ownership for not keeping magician David Blaine on the payroll. "Magic ****ing works, man! You don't win games with this kinda talent without magic," West stated. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hornets
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Byron Scott gets no respect. And race has everything to do with it. Yeah, I'm starting ****. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bucks
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Why does everyone just accept Michael Redd being this good? Have you watched him play? There's no reason for him to be scoring 25 points a game. Something crooked is going on with all this. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Nets
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Jason Kidd's stats look exactly like the year 2009 of NBA2K6, when his skills start to slowly decline. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Wizards[/FONT]
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Gilbert should have been an all-star regardless of J.O. being ****ed up. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Lakers[/FONT]
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It's Lamar Odom's fault. Whatever it is, it's his fault. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jazz[/FONT]
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Booz played. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pacers[/FONT]
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Why is Carlisle getting credit for having this team in 7th place, as if they weren't picked to at least make the Eastern Conference Finals?[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]76ers[/FONT]
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When they stopped giving Shav Randolph his 15 minutes a game, they started losing again. Go look it up. I have no reason to lie. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]T-Wolves[/FONT]
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How come everyone in this organization not named Kevin Garnett keeps insisting KG will still be in Minne next year? [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bulls[/FONT]
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I haven't seen such pathetic interior scoring since I hired those strippers for Al Reynolds' bachelor party. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Warriors
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Now, I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way, but I think Mike Dunleavy Jr. would flourish in a system where there aren't so many dumb *****s who smoke weed. Dunny just don't fit in with this team. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Kings[/FONT]
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Ron Ron has been sane for two whole weeks. Is anyone else not surprised at all? Wait til next month though. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sonics[/FONT]
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Everyone lambasted the Raptors for letting Kobe score 81, but I think the Hawks letting Damien Wilkins score 26 is much worse. Why is no one talking about this?!?!?!?[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rockets
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Yao and T-Mac are healthy and the Rockets are making a push for the 8th spot. They'll fail, but it's gonna be fun watching them try. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Magic[/FONT]
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Grant Hill will be coming off the bench when he returns. Why'd it take so long for a coach to realize you cannot play this man 35 minutes a game anymore? [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Celtics[/FONT]
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Paul Pierce only has to wait eight years before Perkins and Jefferson are scoring in double figures. That's really not that long. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Blazers[/FONT]
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This team is like the Koch Records of the NBA. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]27[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Raptors
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Congrats to Chris Bosh for making the all-star team. He'll finally get to wear a jersey with a logo that doesn't resemble him. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]28[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hawks[/FONT]
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If they had drafted Paul, is it out of the question to say they'd be challenging the Heat for first place?[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bobcats
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They have the most injured frontline
.nah, that joke would be ****ed up. I'm gonna pass. Let's just say they have a lotta injuries. Nah, I just can't. I'm not that much of an *******. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]30[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Knicks[/FONT]
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Layden's fault. [/FONT]