2012 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[The_Raganork]

Anyways vote poopdeckpenispa.

All I came into say. Toodles.

Yeah. It's cute how you think that.

Nah.

And I'll call you ''The annoying one."

We'll have cute nicknames for each other. It'll be our little thing.

Nope.

And I'm gonna tell you to ignore all that....

And vote for Poopdeckpenispa. He's what the hype wants, needs, and deserves.

I don't have to hide your little speech.

It hides itself.

 

[The Squirrel]

Hi guys... oh.

 

[JP]

Save the smack talk for your match, gorls.






Please...

 

[Naked Shia]

Save the smack talk for your match, gorls.






Please...

I took time to make a speech, and the shameless one is disrespecting that hard work. He deserves his nickname.

 

[Sawyer]

God, this place is like the high school from Mean Girls.......

Except that none of you are Rachel McAdams and all of you are Lohan. Current Lohan.

 

[Naked Shia]

Ok, I'll say something, and unlike the shameless one, I'll be stay true to my words:

I'm done with the hype... for today.... night.

 

[SuperFerret]

Ugh. This is going to continue, isn't it?


We need to make some concentrated efforts to prevent a Batboard member from winning, so they can just go back there. Poopdeck is the prime candidate for that.

 

[Kane52630]

Except that none of you are Rachel McAdams and all of you are Lohan. Current Lohan.

*sigh*

*Google images Rachel McAdams for the next hour*

I blame you Sawyer!

 

[Specter313]

*sigh*

*Google images Rachel McAdams for the next hour*

I blame you Sawyer!

And now I know how to distract you during our match.

 

[Kane52630]

Damn, who knew machines only weakness...women.

 

[Reek]

Ugh. This is going to continue, isn't it?


We need to make some concentrated efforts to prevent a Batboard member from winning, so they can just go back there. Poopdeck is the prime candidate for that.

i wouldve been gone by now, but JP insists i stay in the deathmatch.

 

[E-Man]

When I say Poopdeck y'all say Penispa! PooooooooooooooopDECK.....

 

[Manic]

Ah, good ol' poopdeckpenispa. The unofficial George Kaplan of the Hype.

 

[Sawyer]

I still don't know who the **** that is.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Hi guys! How is ever......

*sees last few pages*

 

[Victarion]

I'm signing up.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hi guys! How is ever......

*sees last few pages*

Best thing to do

 

[Darthphere]

Dear Hypers, I ask you to listen to this song, while you read this modest speech : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2mW21M0cw&feature=related

eight years ago our fathers brought forth on the internet, a new website, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men love comic books equally.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that website, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their time so that that website might provide news about comic books and movies. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, obsessed by comic books and arguments, who argued here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what a true comic book fan is able to do (which is mostly argue for several days about comic books). It is for us the geeks, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored comic book fans we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of their precious time -- that we here highly resolve that these fans shall not have waste their time in vain -- that this website, under the Goddamn Batman, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Hype.

This is the fight, I, Leo Ho Tep, shall lead, for all of you comic books fans. Because I will fight for your right to argue about everything, even if you don't have much to say. I will fight for this right, unlike the other fellas from the wildcard, because unlike them, I don't think of this
match as a farting contest. Thus why you should choose me.

I've been here 9 years so it couldn't have been 8. Is this who you want your vote to go to? Someone who can't get facts straight or do math?

 

[Reek]

i should get votes for sharing this awesome video. [YT]nzEN6xazawE[/YT]

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Just watched that on tv

 

[Reek]

was that not one of the best things you've ever seen? I was floored. literally got choked up.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I was part floored, and part trying to keep back laughs because I was reminded of the terrible music video.

 

[Reek]

i freaking hate katy perry

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

She's hot, but not talented.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Cory gets my vote.


Basically you guys have just teamed up against him for no reason, really it's ****ing ridiculous.