2014 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[DarkSentinel]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Jonah Jameson Jr. t:

That's not nine J's

 

[knowsbleed]

Nobody told me I had been nominated......

That's because you're checking the wrong inbox... they don't nominate via snail mail. Get with the times C. Lee.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Sawyer vs DarkSentinel for opening first round Deathmatch

Then Spider-Aziz vs. Enterthemadness

 

[Fallen Angel]

#TeamSawyer.

 

[DarkSentinel]

#BanHashtags

 

[Guts]

#BanHashtaggers

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'd laugh my ass off if you were drawn against Moose and he beat you.

 

[DarkSentinel]

#BanHashtaggers

GET OUT OF MY HEEEEAAAAAD!!!

 

[Lily Adler]

#BanEveryoneCauseLet'sFaceItWeNeedSomeFreshAirOnceInAWhileWhichMayBeImpossibleIfYourLivingInASmogInfestedCityThenMoveOutofCity.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Dude, what?

 

[DarkSentinel]

#WhatHeSaid

 

[OriginalMiles]

#Hashtag?

 

[Guts]

#HashBrown

 

[ComicChick]

#HashBrown

best answer

 

[DarkSentinel]

#HashBrown

Now I've got a hankering. Thanks.

 

[MrMaooz]

I'd laugh my ass off if you were drawn against Moose and he beat you.

What the hell is so funny about that? I'm better than DS.

 

[DarkSentinel]

What the hell is so funny about that? I'm better than DS.

Are you though?

 

[Sawyer]

What the hell is so funny about that? I'm better than DS.

Are you though?

This is like asking which is better: pissing your pants or crapping your pants?

I'll let you two decide how they correspond.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Sawyer vs DarkSentinel for opening first round Deathmatch

Then Spider-Aziz vs. Enterthemadness

If I'm in, I will tell some disgusting tales.
And if people who nominate me vote against me, I will tell more disgusting tales.
And if people who voted against me in my 4 previous matches vote against me this time, I will tell more disgusting tales.

I've been brewing some nasty ideas for a while, don't give me a reason to use them.
A new one just came to my mind just now, and I owe it to you PW.

Evil smile thinking of the delight.

 

[Guts]

Do they all involve Human Centipedes?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

They involve a lot of disgusting, expect anything.
Human centipede might be even more tolerable than some.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

If I'm in, I will tell some disgusting tales.
And if people who nominate me vote against me, I will tell more disgusting tales.
And if people who voted against me in my 4 previous matches vote against me this time, I will tell more disgusting tales.

I've been brewing some nasty ideas for a while, don't give me a reason to use them.
A new one just came to my mind just now, and I owe it to you PW.

Evil smile thinking of the delight.

You're acting as if I don't want this to happen.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

They involve a lot of disgusting, expect anything.
Human centipede might be even more tolerable than some.

You're talking to the King of Urban Dictionary.

I spent 2 years in a frat house. I've seen s**t that will turn you white.

 

[Sawyer]

Spider-Aziz: "I don't want to be involved in the Deathmatch."

Cut to: Spider-Aziz continually posting in the Deathmatch sign-up thread.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You're acting as if I don't want this to happen.

You may want some awfulness, what about the rest?

You're talking to the King of Urban Dictionary.

I spent 2 years in a frat house. I've seen s**t that will turn you white.

Thanks for more ideas PW.