2014 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[DarkSentinel]

No matter how hard you try to hit on her, it'll never work.

Pinchy already has a boyfriend you nitwit, now grow up, put away your Bayformers and let me be genuinely ****ing NICE to the lady. Unlike you.


While also kicking your ass out of the Deathmatches. Win-win.

 

[Fallen Angel]

pfft you nice.

 

[Feenix]

It's better not to decide this far ahead, and if you do, don't share.

 

[Sawyer]

It's better not to decide this far ahead, and if you do, don't share.

Well, because you asked so nicely...

JJJ's Ulcer
ComicChick
The Original Bamfer
SpideyFan866
JP
Superferret
Parker Wayne
CosmicPinchy
Duke
E-Man
Asteroid-Man
JustABill
LibidoLoca
Aesop Rocks
TheDreamMaster
Sawyer

 

[KevanG]

I'll vote for whoever doesn't spam me.

That reminds me I should clean out my PM box.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Dude! what about me?

 

[KevanG]

You can vote for whoever doesn't spam you too.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I plan on doing play-by-play for each Deathmatch.

 

[Sawyer]

And I plan on scrolling right past said play-by-play.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Well, because you asked so nicely...

JJJ's Ulcer
ComicChick
The Original Bamfer
SpideyFan866
JP
Superferret
Parker Wayne
CosmicPinchy
Duke
E-Man
Asteroid-Man
JustABill
LibidoLoca
Aesop Rocks
TheDreamMaster
Sawyer

You nominate me a second time after I say I want out of this, now you admit voting against me?
There will be something tailored especially for you.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

And I plan on scrolling right past said play-by-play.

Well, I walked into that one. I'll just say it myself.

People usually do the same thing with LOST these days anyway.

 

[Sawyer]

You nominate me a second time after I say I want out of this, now you admit voting against me?
There will be something tailored especially for you.

Well, you're going against JJJ. He's like the Bones to my Captain Kirk.

 

[KevanG]

He yells at you for being stupid?

 

[Sawyer]

He yells at you for being stupid?

He yells at me for having fun!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Uh Oh, I got the look.
Keeps the levels of joy higher.

Well, you're going against JJJ. He's like the Bones to my Captain Kirk.

And you're like the fish bone in my throat.

 

[KevanG]

Same thing.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Sign ups are now closed and I am delighted to announce your matches for this year. This year's the match ups was determine by a wheel spin with your names on it. The first three matches on the list will start tonight at midnight (12:00PM CST).


Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
JP vs enterthemadness
DirtyHarry vs Superferret
Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Mr. Maooz vs CosmicPinchy
Knowsbleed vs Duke
tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
JustABill vs Fallen Angel
OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty

Have fun.​

Some matches are a given, but others feature two people that I hate equally. Will there be a third option that says, "**** them both?"

Damn, that's a harsh criticism towards Toxin.

 

[SuperFerret]

You nominate me a second time after I say I want out of this, now you admit voting against me?

Nominating people doesn't always mean that you want them to win, sometimes you just want to see some people lose, like Parker Wayne.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Sign ups are now closed and I am delighted to announce your matches for this year. This year's the match ups was determine by a wheel spin with your names on it. The first three matches on the list will start tonight at midnight (12:00PM CST).


Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
JP vs enterthemadness
DirtyHarry vs Superferret
Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Mr. Maooz vs CosmicPinchy
Knowsbleed vs Duke
tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
JustABill vs Fallen Angel
OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty

Have fun.​

Dis gonna be good.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Nominating people doesn't always mean that you want them to win, sometimes you just want to see some people lose, like Parker Wayne.

 

[Reek]

Well, because you asked so nicely...

JJJ's Ulcer
ComicChick
The Original Bamfer
SpideyFan866
JP
Superferret
Parker Wayne
CosmicPinchy
Duke
E-Man
Asteroid-Man
JustABill
LibidoLoca
Aesop Rocks
TheDreamMaster
Sawyer

I could at least to someone I've spoken to

 

[E-Man]

This might be the only promotion that I do, so please share it with all that you love and/or hate.

If you vote for me I will record myself singing R. Kelly's "Piss On You" for your pleasure, and I will PM it to you for complete satisfaction. Either that song, or the Randy Watson's rendition of "The Greatest Love of All." It would be up to you.

The only stipulation is that I win that round. If I don't win there's no deal....unless you have a big booty. Then it's negotiable.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

If you vote for me, I'll feed you awesome roast lines for your own DM (except if you're up against a bud of mine).

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

If you all vote for me, Aesop won't bite your ***** off.

 

[Guts]

If you vote for me, I'll force DarkSentinel to stop vaping and I will make him smoke african dream root instead.