2014 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[DarkSentinel]

You've never been there, simpblueton.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I can tell you right off the bat, my vote will be going to PW, the cake /pie gimmick has already worn thin & lame.

I'm actually worried about my deathmatch tomorrow. DarkSentinel plans to unprecendentally fight and for votes by eating cake, so I'm still worried about how I'm going to compete with that.

For every vote I'll kill a commie.

That's because you're for ISIS.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Why limit yourselves to one kick in the nuts? Whoever vote for me against Senty gets to kick Senty in the nuts as much as they want!

Because that's the American Way.

At least let them drop first!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

At least let them drop first!

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm not sure who to vote for!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Vote for the guy who eats cake and pie, and doesn't care what others eat.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Vote for the benevolent yet psychotic dictator of Hypelantis, whose national animal is the Giant Platypus.

EDIT: Damn you autocorrect!!!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Vote for the benevolent yet psychotic dictator of Hypelantis, who's national animal is the Giant Platypus.

You just said you're a national anthem. Whose

This is why Warker Payne has my vote.

 

[Piper Maru]

DarkSentinel is a national anthem, what are the lyrics?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

DarkSentinel is a national anthem, what are the lyrics?

♫ I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high...♫

 

[DarkSentinel]

DarkSentinel is a national anthem, what are the lyrics?

O Hypelantis
Y'all can't handle this,
All other castles have moats of cat p*ss,
But Castle Platypus is the grandest
So f********ck yo couch, son,
Senty done had got dis

 

[DarkSentinel]

Auto-correct..... How come you're the only one who gets auto-corrected here?

Because Siri's a ****ing hater.

 

[Piper Maru]

♫ I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high...♫

O Hypelantis
Y'all can't handle this,
All other castles have moats of cat p*ss,
But Castle Platypus is the grandest
So f********ck yo couch, son,
Senty done had got dis

I'll definitely be voting for one you as soon as the time comes.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

TL;DR

Vote Parker not Pauly.

 

[DarkSentinel]

 

[Fallen Angel]

So why should I vote for either of you?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Because it's FUN!!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

So why should I vote for either of you?

Because Pauly hates you.

 

[Superman 1265]

This is one I'm gonna have to think about.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I already know I'm going to be the bigger man and vote for Parker.

At least he isn't Sawyer

 

[Kane52630]

Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel

Match 8: MrMaooz vs CosmicPinchy

Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke

 

[Duke]

Vote for a REAL AMERICAN HERO!!!! YO JOE!!!!

 

[Reek]

a reaaaall human being....

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

a reaaaall human being....

Oh, have you met one?