2015 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[Spider-Aziz]

you're gonna have to hold me back Kane because this guy is askin' for it!!!!

DE-MO REEL
DE-MO REEL
DE-MO REEL
DE-MO REEL
DE-MO REEL
DE-MO REEL​

Please

 

[Duke]

Kids! Kids! Save the verbal beat downs for tomorrow. Ha ha, it shall be glorious!

Kane, just turned himself into George Washington Duke!!!

 

[jokesonm3]

Read this young grasshopper! [1] [2] [3]

The fact that there's an entire thread to it honestly boggles my mind.

A real life Superhero that knows kung fu and street smarts, your havin a laugh!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The fact that there's an entire thread to it honestly boggles my mind.

A real life Superhero that knows kung fu and street smarts, your havin a laugh!

Krav Maga

 

[Taarna]

I don't believe we've had the pleasure Mr Taaarna.

You reputation does proceed you.

Why thank you Fallen Angel. For clarity's sake are you the mis understood alien type mistakenly called a fallen angel or the bad boy type cast down below? Either type could serve you well in the Deathmatch.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'm whatever you want me to be darlin'.

 

[jokesonm3]

I'm whatever you want me to be darlin'.

You never offer that proposal to me.

 

[Taarna]

I'll put this in colloquial language so you'll understand: you've got less of a chance of winning this deathmatch than a squirrel's left nut in a blizzard! See you tomorrow... in the thread from hell!11!1!!!!

Where I'm from squirrels live in the cold. Besides hell is hot. Colloquial or not, your analogies are backward.

A dewdrop has more chance in hell than The Phantasm has with Taarna

Might I suggest you read Sun Tzu the Art of War 100 times. Then you'll understand why you will lose, at least in hindsight.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Maybe T really is a 40 years old.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Then you'll understand why you will lose, at least in hindsight.

"You will" is future tense, but hindsight refers to the past. Whose analogies are backwards, again?

I'll see you tomorrow, Trump Jr.

 

[Taarna]

"You will" is future tense, but hindsight refers to the past. Whose analogies are backwards, again?

I'll see you tomorrow, Trump Jr.

I hope you are aware The Phantasm has been defeated by billionaire's before. This will only cost me time.

 

[Taarna]

Maybe T really is a 40 years old.

Ponder this. We could even share the same birthday. The odds are approximately 365.242 to 1.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ponder this. We could even share the same birthday. The odds are approximately 365.242 to 1.

You were born July 1st.

 

[Taarna]

I'm whatever you want me to be darlin'.

Flowers are not necessary. They are mostly for guys who screw up or women without dates. Just be sure to vote.

 

[ComicChick]

kudos to taarna for taking this all in good fun

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

#TeamTaarna

#Taarna2016

 

[Schlosser85]

A dewdrop has more chance in hell than The Phantasm has with Taarna

I'm gonna remember this statement.

 

[ComicChick]

i miss dew

 

[Duke]

I'm craving Mountain Dew!!

 

[jokesonm3]

Mountain Dew + Tangy cheese Doritos + Playing online and getting yelled at = a depressing weekend for me.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Also to be blunt about it... by participating in your Deathmatch, I mean talk s**t, get rowdy, and do whatever you need to get your votes. This should be kinda like a wrestling match (or a Republican debate ) and not a goddamn bookclub.

I want more of this:



and not this:

And if you need help, watch more Stone Cold, Rock and Ric Flair promos to get you started.

I already got my takedown of Godzilla2000 started.

 

[ThePhantasm]

I'm ready for my deathmatch, Kane!!!

 

[Kane52630]

I'm at work right now, so give me a few more minutes to prepare.

 

[jokesonm3]

 

[Kane52630]

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