2015 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[Kane52630]

Match 13:Parker Wayne vs. Godzilla2000
Match 14: LibidoLoca vs. Urich Leeds
Match 15: ThePhantasm vs. Taarna
Match 16: the last son vs. ernesth100​

 

[jokesonm3]

 

[Reek]

BatmanVSuperman, EEK, HaplessHenchman, Spider-Aziz, ThePhantasm, WoodyROM, XtremelyBaneful....

 

[Sawyer]

.................... what's happening now?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Reek is very angry at me.

 

[Reek]

because you did this.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[Reek]

in celebration of my inevitable Deathmatch championship... I request the Lounge be named
"SuperHero Reek: He still has his junk...lounge"

 

[dude stannis]

If I where Reek we all know what I would do. I would gallop up to the finals of the Deathmatch alone, break them with my tyre iron pics, and ride through the rubble to slay Schlosser's inability to match the correct Kingdom of Heaven character to the right quote (Edward Norton mate, not Liam Neeson) with my left hand and DJ's child murdering with my right. I am not Reek. But I will march, and I will free see to it he wins this Deathmatch … or I will die in the attempt.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

stannis?
Where's the love?

 

[Reek]

read that people. read it.

Let Roose and I finish with our chicks, back soon... but READ.

 

[Roose Bolton]

If I where Reek we all know what I would do. I would gallop up to the finals of the Deathmatch alone, break them with my tyre iron pics, and ride through the rubble to slay Schlosser's inability to match the correct Kingdom of Heaven character to the right quote (Edward Norton mate, not Liam Neeson) with my left hand and DJ's child murdering with my right. I am not Reek. But I will march, and I will free see to it he wins this Deathmatch … or I will die in the attempt.

Well, seems to me that DJ might be the Gilles De Rais for the 21st Century. Sad to say, but the bodies speak for themselves.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I want to face Reek.

BatmanVSuperman, EEK, HaplessHenchman, Spider-Aziz, ThePhantasm, WoodyROM, XtremelyBaneful

You are on the list. period.

I'm on his list.

 

[Kane52630]

And with that Round 1 has come to a close. It was indeed survival of the fittest as we've seen multiple blowout victories among the deathmatches. But contestants, do not be so presumptuous as things will only get harder as you move on to Round 2. You will need all the help you can get! Each match will last for 3 days and the winners will advance to Round 3. The first 2 matches will take place tomorrow. Take a gander at your new opponent:


Round Two
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Match 1: Reek vs. AnneFan
Match 2: dude love vs. XtremelyBaneful
Match 3: Napoleon vs. Parker Wayne
Match 4: Fallen Angel vs. LibidoLoca
Match 5: ThePhantasm vs. Spider-Aziz
Match 6: Black Narcissus vs. Schlosser85
Match 7: Naked Shia vs. Sawyer
Match 8: ernesth100 vs. JP

Happy October

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[Schlosser85]

Crap, I'm up against Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Kane52630]

Oh and I forgot to mention, the matches were determined by a wheel spin like last time.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'm against Phantasm.
There goes any chance I have of facing Reek in a future round.

 

[jokesonm3]

Is round 2 different then round 1 in voting?

 

[Kane52630]

You still vote the same way.

 

[jokesonm3]

You still vote the same way.

 

[Schlosser85]

Is this really the face of the future, guys? I mean, c'mon.

 

[Reek]

Well the deathmatch was fun... I am against the biggest campaigner in the history of campaigns.

 

[ThePhantasm]

I feel like I'm being forced to kick a lovable puppy.

I'll try to put you down quickly and painlessly, Aziz.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'll have to prepare my best puppy stare.

 

[Reek]

though i will no doubt lose to the machine that is AnneFan... Naked Shia vs Sawyer has my attention