237 Reasons to have Sex

[Swordmaster]

169. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease “(e.g.,” “herpes,” AIDS).


That's...kinda harsh.

 

[terry78]

169. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease “(e.g.,” “herpes,” AIDS).


That's...kinda harsh.

That's what some people that are diagnosed do sadly. If I'm going, I'm taking a bunch of you with me because I'm angry.

 

[javon]

7. I wanted to feel closer to God.

LMAO

 

[terry78]

LMAO

Think about it. When you're about to come, whose name do you yell aside from your partner?

 

[The Kid]

Ride me! Ride me like Sea Biscuit!

 

[PLAS]

LMAO

have you ever had an orgasm?

 

[Anita18]

I think that a lot of those reasons are dumb, but such is life.

 

[bored]

3. I was bored.

Now THERE'S a reason.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

If I ever have sex. Its this reason. 667:Emo's Vagina's are tight, tight like a tiiiiigggggeeerrrr...

 

[unstoppable]

30. I was married and you’re supposed to.

alright

 

[Danger Mouse]

53. I felt obligated to.



"Listen, since you paid for dinner, I feel obligated to have sex with you just to show my appreciation."

 

[Clouseau]

stupid me... for some reason, i half expected this list to be like a list of medical reasons why it's healthy or something like that instead of just a list of silly excuses...

 

[C.F. Kane]

7. I wanted to feel closer to God.

Further research:

See track 5 for details

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

hold on, they needed reasons