Relationships & sex

[GoldenAgeHero]

just wanted to know if anyone here has encountered a relationship or is in one, where they felt the sex was boring and stale, and if they ever had to look for outside sources such as reading books on sex to help spice it up in the bedroom? if so, has the partner been relunctant to try new activities? i know girls who have said they won't give oral sex, but would like to recieve or girls who don't want to try anal,etc.

 

[Kable24]

Wait till you get married then you'll really know when sex is boring and stale. Thank God for Internet porn.

 

[jaguarr]

Wait till you get married then you'll really know when sex is boring and stale. Thank God for Internet porn.

Hahaha! Speak for yourself, man.

jag

 

[Joker]

Nope...the only g/f I've ever had was almost more of a freak when it comes to that stuff than me...she looked at more porn than I do, and I'm a man who enjoys his porn

 

[Kable24]

Hahaha! Speak for yourself, man.

jag

Jag I mean this in the nicest possible way...

 

[jaguarr]

Jag I mean this in the nicest possible way...

Tell your wife I said you need to get laid.

jag

 

[Joker]

Jag I mean this in the nicest possible way...

Here's a funny story...one day, I went to work at McDonalds, about 4 years back. Some guy in a giant SUV was parked literally on top of the line, at the only parking spot in front. So I park next to him. He can't get his door open, but it's his own fault for driving a giant vehicle and not knowing how to f**king park. So I leave later, and there's that picture, under my windshield wiper, with a message about how I parked to close to him and was an a**hole for doing it printed (like, from a printer) on it. So apparently this tool goes around parking horribly, doesnt realize that it's his s**ty parking that's causing these people to park close to him, and leaves them angry notes which he prints off and carries around in his glove compartment or something because it happens so often. I just always thought that was pretty funny.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

What have we here... a philistine thread...

w00t for the proletariat.

 

[Lex Luthor]

Never really had a GF that was boring in bed, but a few of my friends have revealed to me at one time or another that they have been with girls who basically lay there, silent and still. One actually had to stop to see if the girl he was with was even breathing. Thankfully I've never encountered a problem in any way similar to this. And hopefully, never will.

 

[Kable24]

Here's a funny story...one day, I went to work at McDonalds, about 4 years back. Some guy in a giant SUV was parked literally on top of the line, at the only parking spot in front. So I park next to him. He can't get his door open, but it's his own fault for driving a giant vehicle and not knowing how to f**king park. So I leave later, and there's that picture, under my windshield wiper, with a message about how I parked to close to him and was an a**hole for doing it printed (like, from a printer) on it. So apparently this tool goes around parking horribly, doesnt realize that it's his s**ty parking that's causing these people to park close to him, and leaves them angry notes which he prints off and carries around in his glove compartment or something because it happens so often. I just always thought that was pretty funny.

That is funny. When I had a POS car and I would see people purposely park in two spots and would squeeze my car into the one spot where it had literally one inch between my car and there's. I didn't care about my car because it was old and had basically run it's life, so I knew they weren't going to do anything to mine with their car. I'm sure I pissed off a lot of people.

 

[Joker]

That is funny. When I had a POS car and I would see people purposely park in two spots and would squeeze my car into the one spot where it had literally one inch between my car and there's. I didn't care about my car because it was old and had basically run it's life, so I knew they weren't going to do anything to mine with their car. I'm sure I pissed off a lot of people.

yeah, f**k people who take up 2 spots, the lines are there for a reason

 

[Kable24]

Maybe I should put that in the annoyance thread.

 

[jaguarr]

That is funny. When I had a POS car and I would see people purposely park in two spots and would squeeze my car into the one spot where it had literally one inch between my car and there's. I didn't care about my car because it was old and had basically run it's life, so I knew they weren't going to do anything to mine with their car. I'm sure I pissed off a lot of people.

I used to do the same thing in college. My regular car had a lot of mechanical problems and I often used to wind up having to drive my folks' beat up old '71 Ford Ranger farm truck to school. It was beat to hell from years of being used for hauling hay, manure, fencing and whatever else you could imagine. Bright freakin' yellow to boot. I used to LOOK for brand new Mercedes and Beamers to park it next to as close to the driver's door as possible.

jag

 

[Kable24]

I used to do the same thing in college. My regular car had a lot of mechanical problems and I often used to wind up having to drive my folks' beat up old '71 Ford Ranger farm truck to school. It was beat to hell from years of being used for hauling hay, manure, fencing and whatever else you could imagine. Bright freakin' yellow to boot. I used to LOOK for brand new Mercedes and Beamers to park it next to as close to the driver's door as possible.

jag

I always wanted to see the expression of the guy's when they come out and see that. I always made sure I put my passenger side up against there driver side, so I had no problems getting out and they had to crawl through the passenger side.

 

[Pussy Galore]

just wanted to know if anyone here has encountered a relationship or is in one, where they felt the sex was boring and stale, and if they ever had to look for outside sources such as reading books on sex to help spice it up in the bedroom? if so, has the partner been relunctant to try new activities? i know girls who have said they won't give oral sex, but would like to recieve or girls who don't want to try anal,etc.

Ok, I'm getting a little tired of these carbon copy "relationship/sex" threads.
I'm sure you realize theyre extremely redundant and lead to 30 pages of people making fun of you.
So let's fast forward. Instead of making threads about, why don't you GO OUT AND FIND A GOD DAMN GIRLFRIEND.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Did you find your boobs

 

[jaguarr]

I always wanted to see the expression of the guy's when they come out and see that. I always made sure I put my passenger side up against there driver side, so I had no problems getting out and they had to crawl through the passenger side.

That's exactly what I used to do. LOL! I did it to those self-important a-holes who take up two parking spots or have to park right up front. People who really value their automobiles park them out at the far end of the parking lot where it's less likely someone won't park next to them, anyway.

jag

 

[Pussy Galore]

No, I cant for the life of me remember where I had them last.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Ok, I'm getting a little tired of these carbon copy "relationship/sex" threads.
I'm sure you realize theyre extremely redundant and lead to 30 pages of people making fun of you.
So let's fast forward. Instead of making threads about, why don't you GO OUT AND FIND A GOD DAMN GIRLFRIEND.

answer the question please, thanks alot mmmkay? and i dont wanta girlfriend right now, this was just a question.

 

[Pussy Galore]

answer the question please, thanks alot mmmkay?

Stick the question up your ****ing ******* mmmkay?

 

[jaguarr]

No, I cant for the life of me remember where I had them last.

Maybe you should get those key locator things for them, where you whistle and they beep back at you?

jag

 

[Kable24]

What was this thread about again??? It's either sex/relationships or about jackasses who can't park their cars.

Makes me wish I still had my old car to go find vehicles parked in 2 spots.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

stick to the freakin thread topic you bastards!!!

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Stick the question up your ****ing ******* mmmkay?

haha your cute,mmmmkay?

 

[Kable24]

stick to the freakin thread topic you bastards!!!

NO!!