$4,000 Game Console

[Kane52630]

eat your heart out 3DO

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/-4k-games-console-could-be-most-expensive-yet/1349289

With both the Xbox 360 and PS3 trimming their price tags this month, economic pressures are driving console prices down -- but that seems to have escaped the attention of the makers of this $4,000 gaming behemoth.

The JVL Encore HD offers an integrated 22" LCD touchscreen, a hi-fi audio system, overhead lighting, a coin slot, and a selection of over 130 games, although if you're looking for Halo, Mario Kart or Madden, you'll be disappointed. It's a home version of commercial bar-top puzzle game machines, and offers "gem-swapping puzzles, poker matches, Sudoku challenges and trivia-based digital diversions," according to USA Today's Game Hunters.

Game Hunters also liked the system's flashy looks and its thumping five-speaker sounds, but its basic graphics aren't going to impress gamers used to machines made in the last few years, and surprisingly (for a machine that boasts the HD moniker) only 11 of its games are in high definition.

Still, if you're feeling flush, and looking for something to give your games room the professional touch, you can pick it up exclusively at Amazon, and you won't even have to pay to ship the 38lb monster. But to set it in perspective, for that money you could buy an Xbox 360, a Wii, a PS3, a DS, a PSP, a thousand-dollar TV, a thousand-dollar sound system, and you'd still have nearly a grand to spend on games, pizza, and recliners. Not a tough choice for most people, we think.

 

[Terminator]

What a load of crap.

 

[Addendum]

I can make a list of "things I could blow $4,000 on" and buying this piece of **** doesn't even register on the list.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

but you get to play Sodoku!

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

You could buy four nights with a high class prostitute for that price.

 

[Nightmare]

Sounds like ****.

 

[DACrowe]

Just no.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

You could buy four nights with a high class prostitute for that price.

or one really really really great night

 

[Joker]

You know, in a few years when MS gets their table top computing thing perfected and are able to mass produce it cheaply, in conjunction with the tech they're using for Natal, and make a console that is completely intuitive, and only costs $500, people will look back on this thing and laugh even harder than we're all laughing right now.