46 year old man living with his mother hits her with Polish sausage

[The Avatar]

this is your future

 

[Immortalfire]

A boy's best friend is his mother.

But not here, apparently.

 

[Groovetopia]

That's funny, never thought of assault with a non-deadly pork product. That'll be a real awkward breakfast the next morning...

 

[Anubis Raptor]

lol

 

[Darthphere]

Not kosher at all.

 

[DOG LIPS]

If he's 46 and living with his mother, then he's probably pretty professional at wielding sausage.

 

[Immortalfire]

If he's 46 and living with his mother, then he's probably pretty professional at wielding sausage.

*drum roll and cymbals*

 

[Cobblepot]

The article doesn't say he lives with her.

 

[Nirvana]

Hmmm, maybe his mom likes his sausage hurled towards her?

 

[Manic]

Today he's hurling sausage at her, tomorrow he'll be killing her, and years down the line, he'll learn taxidermy to preserve her body and keep it in the basement while he puts on her clothing and a wig and starts killing unsuspecting women in the shower. Then everyone will pretend the 3 sequels don't exist, as they should.

 

[bullets]

these polish guys are always sticking it somewhere it doesn't belong.

 

[tzarinna]

I so would've blocked it.

 

[Borat]

If I was an old lonely woman, I wouldn't mind 3 lbs of sausage being hurled into my face...

 

[BatSpider]

If he's 46 and living with his mother, then he's probably pretty professional at wielding sausage.

brilliant

 

[terry78]

I hit a woman with my polish sausage before....now I have to register with that damn web site.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

If he's 46 and living with his mother, then he's probably pretty professional at wielding sausage.

that seriously made me laugh

 

[Avangarde]

She hit a snag in her relationship with her son