Chicago man receives battery charge via fight over polish sausage

This smacks of inequality. Black men get polish fever, white women get jungle fever. Where does this leave white men?
 
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When I slap a woman in the face with my polish sausage, it's called foreplay.....

What? That's not what the story said? *re-reads the story*

Well, I'm embarassed! :doh:
 
To be fair, those Polishes are effin' awesome, and the chick shoulda known better than to get between a man and his Polish. :o
 

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