So because I bought the 25th Anniversary Die Hard set from Amazon last week, I got those "Movie Bucks" to see this movie for free. Couldn't resist using them, despite my better judgement, lol.
While I think it goes without saying that this is easily the worst Die Hard movie to date, I've gotta say, going in with the lowest expectations possible certainly helps. I mean, if you go in pretending that you are NOT going to see John McClane in a Die Hard film and simply expect Random Bruce Willis Actioner #12, then it's not a horrible experience. Honestly, it's not even the worst one of those I've seen in the last year (Cold Light of Day, anyone? ...Bueller?).
But yeah, that was definitely NOT John McClane, for too many reasons to bother listing at this point. And I dunno what the hell they were thinking with the Jack character. It seemed like his entire point in the story was to tell John to shut up and doubt him at every turn just so that John could be right and look good. Which made Jack seem like the most colossally stupid CIA agent ever. How on earth could he have survived and maintained a deep cover for 3 years being such a dimwit? I like Jai Courtney from Spartacus and Jack Reacher and thought he played what he was given just fine, but unfortunately he wasn't given anything to endear the character to us at all.
That said, to end this on a more positive note, the ending was sweet. It was nice to see John finally having a warm family moment with his kids. In that small scene, I stopped pretending that the guy I was watching wasn't John McClane, because John's family has always been so important to him, so it was nice to see them finally embracing him a little.
So as a Die Hard movie, I'd rate this about 2/10. As a Random Bruce Willis Actioner: 5.5/10. Either way, glad I saw it for free, lol.
I seriously hope they ditch everyone behind-the-scenes who worked on this one for the next installment. Except Marco Beltrami. He can stay. But maybe they can get a writer/director/cinematographer, etc who've actually seen a Die Hard movie next time.