A Lounge of Two Tacits

[squeekness]

Have y'all heard what's happening in Gatlinburg, TN? Massive forest fire is burning it down. At least 30 structures have been burned down. And the winds are reaching 60mph which is spreading it fast.

Gatlinburg and pigeon forge has been evacuated. Firefighters have said they won't be able to get to everyone. And Ripley's Aquarium which has over 10,000 animals (350 different species) inside is surrounded by this inferno and the employees had to evacuate and leave the animals behind. The animals can survive 24 hours without humans if the power is on. If the power goes out tho... This is ****ing horrible.

Here is some coverage of it with pics and video.

http://www.wthr.com/article/tennessee-wildfires-force-evacuations-in-gatlinburg

And yet there is no such thing as global warming......

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Somebody needs to tell Disney to calm the f*** down with the Star Wars Licensing:

That is Admiral Ackbar soap.

 

[Greens]

Try to focus on his mouth. Recognize anything?

Then, look at his chin. Recognize anything?

 

[Erzengel]

1. It's Etsy not a licensed Star Wars product.

2. I'm buying it from Etsy.

 

[Iceman]

Somebody needs to tell Disney to calm the f*** down with the Star Wars Licensing:

That is Admiral Ackbar soap.

I want it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Who wants to rub ye' olde Admiral all over their body when they are nude in the shower?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

1. It's Etsy not a licensed Star Wars product.

2. I'm buying it from Etsy.

Well then Disney needs to tighten the hell up on that SW license because there is no reason that should exist.

 

[Erzengel]

Who wants to rub ye' olde Admiral all over their body when they are nude in the shower?

Who doesn't?

Well then Disney needs to tighten the hell up on that SW license because there is no reason that should exist.

Now that I know those exist I must have them.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Even Darthskywalker has no desire to acquaint Ackbar with his bits and pieces.

 

[Erzengel]

Darth Skywalker isn't the biggest Star Wars fan here.

(Also, that's hand soap)

 

[Greens]

Krypton means that DS generally prefers to hook up with fish like creatures.

 

[Erzengel]

Oh, that makes sense then.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Darth Skywalker isn't the biggest Star Wars fan here.

You tell him that. And if it's hand soap why did you say people were okay with rubbing it all over their body?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Krypton means that DS generally prefers to hook up with fish like creatures.

When he meets ISS in real life he's gonna be so disappointed she has neither gills nor scales.

 

[Erzengel]

Doesn't mean you can't still do it.

 

[Erzengel]

When he meets ISS in real life he's gonna be so disappointed she has neither gills nor scales.

International Space Station?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Darth Skywalker isn't the biggest Star Wars fan here.

Of course he isn't.
I am.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Of course he isn't.
I am.

I'm gonna go ahead and call shenanigans on this one Aziz.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'm gonna go ahead and call shenanigans on this one Aziz.

You deny my love for Data and Mr. Spock?
How dare you, good sir?
How dare thee?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

You deny my love for Data and Mr. Spock?
How dare you, good sir?
How dare thee?

Your lack of knowledge is showing Aziz. Everyone knows Data and Mr. Spock have super low Midichlorian counts.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Your lack of knowledge is showing Aziz. Everyone knows Data and Mr. Spock have super low Midichlorian counts.

Their acidic Xenomorph blood is enough proof they have what it takes to use the force.

 

[Iceman]

Aziz is now Darth Aziz, Emperor Aziz or Princess Aziz after watching Star Wars for the first time last night. He is now the franchise's biggest fan for the next 20 minutes.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Kylo Ren is the greatest MCU villain ever.
HAIL APOKALYPSE.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Aziz... This is actually TiVo worthy.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You can take it there if you want.