AC Slatering?

[Eggyman]

Blair Witch wasn't real?

 

[daniPHANTOM]

I'm sorry

First Willy Scream starts on the threads; next he'll be debunking Santa and the Easter Bunny. It's just too much.

WHAT?! Santa isn't real?!
You mean to tell me I've been writing a note and leaving out cookies and milk for something that can be proved false on Snopes?!

I've been living a lie!
*cries and runs away*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Blair Witch wasn't real?

No, it was staged....fiction.
BUT, a Canadian Goth boy did actually kill his girlfriend, and when he was caught, he said that he didn't want to kill her, but that they had just watched "The Blair Witch Project", and he became possessed by the real Blair Witch and SHE killed his girlfriend, THROUGH his body!
Because, in his mind, the Blair Witch was real.

So you see how important it is that we know what's true and what isn't?
What if someone reads this story, thinks it's true, and then AC Slaters their girlfriend to death over it?!

 

[jaguarr]

What if someone reads this story, thinks it's true, and then AC Slaters their girlfriend to death over it?!

Pickles!!!! Run for your life!!!!!!

jag

 

[Eggyman]

No, it was staged....fiction.
BUT, a Canadian Goth boy did actually kill his girlfriend, and when he was caught, he said that he didn't want to kill her, but that they had just watched "The Blair Witch Project", and he became possessed by the real Blair Witch and SHE killed his girlfriend, THROUGH his body!
Because, in his mind, the Blair Witch was real.

So you see how important it is that we know what's true and what isn't?
What if someone reads this story, thinks it's true, and then AC Slaters their girlfriend to death over it?!

I see your point as now being valid and important.

AC Slatering their girlfriend to death, eh? That's an interesting concept - a snuff version of Two Girls And A Cup maybe.

 

[daniPHANTOM]

I see your point as now being valid and important.

AC Slatering their girlfriend to death, eh? That's an interesting concept - a snuff version of Two Girls And A Cup maybe.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Now Pickles isn't going to give you a moment's peace on the crapper when you're at her place, dude.

*knock* *knock*

Pickles: Honey, what are you doing in there?
Spoons: I'm tryin' ta poo, woman! Quit interrupting my concentration!
Pickles: You aren't sitting backwards on the toilet are you!?
Spoons: Uh.........no.
Pickles: Are you sure? You better not be!
Spoons: I'm not! Leave me alone! I can't do this when you're talking to me!
Pickles: How much longer will you be?
Spoons: Arrrgh!
Pickles: Was that you going? Do you feel better?
Spoons: *cries in frustration*


jag

Hahahahaha

Funny, but Pickles knows to stay 50ft away from the bathroom if I'm anywhere near it

Protein!

 

[AndThePickles]

I'd try it at my g/f's house

I'd also make sure to lock the door too though

Now Pickles isn't going to give you a moment's peace on the crapper when you're at her place, dude.

*knock* *knock*

Pickles: Honey, what are you doing in there?
Spoons: I'm tryin' ta poo, woman! Quit interrupting my concentration!
Pickles: You aren't sitting backwards on the toilet are you!?
Spoons: Uh.........no.
Pickles: Are you sure? You better not be!
Spoons: I'm not! Leave me alone! I can't do this when you're talking to me!
Pickles: How much longer will you be?
Spoons: Arrrgh!
Pickles: Was that you going? Do you feel better?
Spoons: *cries in frustration*


jag

LMAO. "I'm tryin' ta poo" hahaha

Hahahahaha

Funny, but Pickles knows to stay 50ft away from the bathroom if I'm anywhere near it

Protein!

Ugh, and let it air out for hours Let's not even mention the "surprises" you give me in bed

 

[AndThePickles]

Pickles!!!! Run for your life!!!!!!

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Imma haveta block ya

 

[jaguarr]

Imma haveta block ya

jag

 

[Iron_Stark]

That first post was the funniest thing I've read in a while!

AC Slatering, I'm gonna have to try it!

 

[hammy]

So the Hooters girls with whom I spoke this evening had no knowledge of this "AC Slatering"...although many are likely on the "toilet-lid" side (if you catch my drift)...

hunh?

 

[AndThePickles]

Imma haveta block ya

I'm going to kill you.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm going to kill you.

Are you going to A.C. Slater him to death?

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

A.C. Slatering somebody to death is feasible, you know? My only question is, when you're sitting on their face, which direction do you face? Head-ways or feet-ways?

 

[AndThePickles]

Are you going to A.C. Slater him to death?

jag

I'm not revealing my secret technique to anyone

 

[jaguarr]

A.C. Slatering somebody to death is feasible, you know? My only question is, when you're sitting on their face, which direction do you face? Head-ways or feet-ways?

Depends on if they are tied down or not.

I'm not revealing my secret technique to anyone

Spoons! Run for your life!!!!

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

Depends on if they are tied down or not.


jag

Well, let's think about this.

If you sit normally on a toilet, you're just pooping. When you sit backwards, you're A.C. Slatering.

So, logically, when you sit one way, you're just pooping down their throat. When you sit the other way, you're A.C. Slatering them.

...or did I entirely miss the point?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

*headsforhills*

 

[jaguarr]

Well, let's think about this.

If you sit normally on a toilet, you're just pooping. When you sit backwards, you're A.C. Slatering.

So, logically, when you sit one way, you're just pooping down their throat. When you sit the other way, you're A.C. Slatering them.

...or did I entirely miss the point?

It really depends on which way you NORMALLY face when you are sitting on a person's face and pooping down their throat. In order to A.C. Slater them you would have to face the way opposite from how you normally do.

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

*headsforhills*

The hills can't save you.

 

[Carcharodon]

It really depends on which way you NORMALLY face when you are sitting on a person's face and pooping down their throat. In order to A.C. Slater them you would have to face the way opposite from how you normally do.

jag

*Calls in roommate*

 

[Captain Planet!]

I suspect you'll all be trying this...

You know it!

 

[hammy]

It really depends on which way you NORMALLY face when you are sitting on a person's face and pooping down their throat. In order to A.C. Slater them you would have to face the way opposite from how you normally do.

jag

Opposite from how you normally do it.
this is the 10% btw.