Actors who are worse than Keanu Reeves

[Matt.S99]

worst actor?hmmm i'd have to say............................keanu reeves

 

[PowersOfMind]

And Peter Jackson, cause I love the hell out of LOTR

Hm....this reminds me....will we ever get the full, unedited version of John McTierney's The 13th Warrior?

The normal version is probably one of my favorite movies ever, it just has *something* that makes me love it so much.

But the original, extended version would kick ass.

Damn how could I forget about Peter Jackson, especially since both the theatrical and extended versions are staring me in the face as we speak.

 

[Mr. Walters]

I know I might catch hell for this but...

George Clooney. I think he is awful. He reminds me of David Carusso who I also hate. They should get together and make a movie called "We Refuse to Put Any Emotion at all Into Our Lines"

It would be a big hit.

 

[Katsuro]

I was flipping through channels today, and saw Kazam, a movie I forgot even existed. Odd that I should find that the same day I find this thread.

My answer is Shaq, and I think this discussion is over.

 

[ToddIsDead]

I was flipping through channels today, and saw Kazam, a movie I forgot even existed. Odd that I should find that the same day I find this thread.

My answer is Shaq, and I think this discussion is over.

Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner!

 

[primemover]

Well, I think you have to strip away celebs that happen to star in a movie, like Shaq or Paris Hilton and even Beyonce Knowles.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Yeah, STEEL is a film that made me want to kill myself. Seriously, I mean....if he can get an acting gig......then what the **** is the goddamn point?

That one scene, where he comes into the chick's hospital with flowers.....look at it. That right there is proof that the man should never consider acting ever.

Oh, and his music is bad too. Real bad. But, he's a good baller.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Well, I think you have to strip away celebs that happen to star in a movie, like Shaq or Paris Hilton and even Beyonce Knowles.

Nah, b/c people give them the tag "actor"........I mean, when someone like Lohan makes music they're considered singers. Bad singers. But, singers non the less. So, same here I'd say. They play the game, and they suck at it...so, ya know....I think it counts.

 

[primemover]

Nah, b/c people give them the tag "actor"........I mean, when someone like Lohan makes music they're considered singers. Bad singers. But, singers non the less. So, same here I'd say. They play the game, and they suck at it...so, ya know....I think it counts.

But they're just too obvious, a much more relevant exercise would be to find bad actors that are truly 'actors' and not just atheletes or singers that act on the side.

 

[Golgo-13]

Ben Affleck-just look at his horridious resume.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Yeah, they are easy targets......but they are atleast worth mentioning. I mean, seriously.....they're that bad.

For one thing though, Beyonce wasn't so bad in Austin Powers. And Paris wasn't so bad in that porno......oh, and she screamed kinda okay in House of Wax. She played ****ty.....and well........she's good at that.

 

[That-Guy]

Thanks for all of your suggestions guys. My opinions of these people...

Paul Walker: yeah, he's the poor man's Keanu Reeves. As bad as Reeves might have been in certain movies, Walker is ten times worse in everything (though I haven't seen Running Scared yet, so that might change my mind if I ever get around to it).

Vin Diesel: haven't seen Find Me Guilty yet, but until I do, he's much worse than Reeves.

Orlando Bloom: Good Lord I am so happy to see some of you nominate him. I personally don't hate the guy, but I also don't think he's all that great either (everyone knows he gets his roles based on the fact that girls are ga-ga over him, not for his acting ability). Yet certain people (my girlfriend being one of them) think he's some sort of amazing talent. He can be okay at times, but in certain roles (the first Pirates being one) he's stiff as a board.

Jimmy Fallon: I hate him with a passion, but I suppose he does get a pass for his role in Almost Famous. That scene with him on the plane make me laugh my ass off.

Hayden Christiansen: Life As a House is one of my favorite movies, but everything else I've seen him in (Star Wars) has sucked. Haven't seen Shattered Glass though, so I'll reserve my judgment on him.

George Clooney: he's a great actor (other than Batman, but at least he makes fun of the movie constantly) IMO. Syriana is one of my favorites. He's also a hell of a director (Good Night and Good Luck).

Here's someone who I have to mention (and I know I'll catch some flack for it, but I don't care): Val Kilmer. What is the appeal of this guy? The only movies I've seen him in where I liked his character were The Ghost and the Darkness and The Saint. And that might have just been because the movies themselves were good. But other than that... the guy is terrible. No emotion, no facial expression, no voice fluctuation with anything he says... and God, that lisp is annoying: "I'm Bathman."

Which brings me to people I have to say are so bad that they don't really deserve to be called actors but if studios are stupid enough to cast them, then they're full-fledged nominees for "All Time Worst Actor:"
Shaq
Beyonce
Paris Hilton
Shannon Sossamon
CHUCK NORRIS
Heather Graham
Thomas Ian Nicholas
Nelly
50 Cent
John Stamos
Dave Coulier
The Olsen Twins
Will Ferrell
DMX
Ice Cube

 

[PowersOfMind]

Yeah, they are easy targets......but they are atleast worth mentioning. I mean, seriously.....they're that bad.

For one thing though, Beyonce wasn't so bad in Austin Powers. And Paris wasn't so bad in that porno......oh, and she screamed kinda okay in House of Wax. She played ****ty.....and well........she's good at that.

Well she is forever destined to be "girl killed pre or post coitus". Years fom now she will be remembered for being a tramp. As for Beyonce, well she notn that bad but at least she has a career to fall back on if acting doewsnt work out.

 

[The Chairman]

Here's someone who I have to mention (and I know I'll catch some flack for it, but I don't care): Val Kilmer. What is the appeal of this guy? The only movies I've seen him in where I liked his character were The Ghost and the Darkness and The Saint. And that might have just been because the movies themselves were good.

He was awesome in Tombstone.

Then again, everyone was.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Robert DeNiro

 

[The Chairman]

Robert DeNiro

If you're serious, I hate you.

 

[Cinemaman]

Robert DeNiro

He was great in:
The Godfather II
Goodfellas
Taxi Driver
Casino
Mean Streets
The Last Tycoon
Raging Bull
This Boy's Lefe
Meet the Parents
and Meet the Fockers

How can you say this?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Some of these suggestions seem to based off "he's a pretty boy teen girl fav so i'll hate him" mentality,
Ive seen Bloom for instance in a few things and always found him to be pretty good especially in Elizabethtown where he wasn't a hero or in a period setting,as long as he doesn't start trying to do hardass roles i think he knows what he plays best and does a good job at it

Anyway Jean Claude Van Damme,Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are easily worse than Keanu,there are others but im to lazy to think of them,these 3 are obvious

 

[블라스]

Orlando Bloom is very funny in The Calcium Kid.
I like the guy, he's a good actor.

Yeah, some of these opinions just reek of fanboy jealousy

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

one and only one

steven segal

go ahead...try to disagree with me

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Orlando Bloom is very funny in The Calcium Kid.
I like the guy, he's a good actor.

Yeah, some of these opinions just reek of fanboy jealousy

Why would anyone be jealous of Orlando Bloom?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Why would anyone be jealous of Orlando Bloom?

Because he's rich,good looking,successful and has the world at his feet ?

 

[블라스]

Why would anyone be jealous of Orlando Bloom?

Maybe jealousy was a wrong term to use....maybe fanboyish bitterness?

 

[블라스]

Because he's rich,good looking,successful and has the world at his feet ?

Hahahaha

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Val Kilmer is a great actor. I mean, watch Tombstone. Jesus Christ was he, and yeah...everyone else in it, fantastic. But, he was just incredible as Doc Holiday. Infact, he was so good as Doc.....I think it makes Dennis Quaid's performance in the Costner Wyatt Earp movie look very very bad.

Shannon Sossamon- what's so bad about her?

CHUCK NORRIS- No ****ing way, man. Take that back, or we are not friends anymore. Seriously.....

Heather Graham- Yeah, she's pretty damn overrated.

50 Cent- I heard he was good.

John Stamos- I heard he's a good stage actor.

Will Ferrell- Not an actor, he's a comedian. Now, Adam Sandler has triedacting and he sucks at it. But, we gotta slice the comedians from the list, b/c really...they're just making asses of themselves to make us laugh.

As for Steven Segal......his early work is his best. He owned as Nikko. But, I dunno...he fell off. And then he got fat. Like, really really fat. But, I think he early work saves him from the list.