Adopt A Newbie Program...

[SaveOurBluths]

will someone please adopt me? I am nice and dont bite

 

[Erzengel]

My adoptees are taken away from me because I'm an unfit Hypester just because I make them dance and videotape it.

 

[SaveOurBluths]

sounds fun I love to dance

 

[sinewave]

sounds fun I love to dance

you've got a good name, but i'm too damn selfish to look after anyone else. sorry.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Everytime I adopt they end up missing. Weird.

 

[Calendar Man]

sounds fun I love to dance

You can start off with a jig.

 

[Bat Attack]

will someone please adopt me? I am nice and dont bite

I'll adopt you. Only because I havn't adopted any newbs yet. But you better not whine, or complain.

 

[passerby]

Am I still a newbie?

 

[Da Docta]

Yeah, Duh

 

[DOG LIPS]

I want to adopt a newbie that will follow me around and attack people that don't like me, kind of like an animal.

 

[passerby]

I want to adopt a newbie that will follow me around and attack people that don't like me, kind of like an animal.

Pick me!

 

[passerby]

Actually I change my mind I want Vic to adopt me because he already helps me.

 

[Deuce]

As a newbie, I have the assistance skills of...

*PTG- "Paper Towel Guy" (When you spill your coffee, I throw myself on top of it to wipe it up and keep it from spreading)
*Forum Discussion Backup
*Random Comments
*Virtual Spinal Adjustments
*IQ Enhancer/Degrader
*Salad Tossing
*Booger Depositing Location Assistant

 

[DOG LIPS]

As a newbie, I have the assistance skills of...

*PTG- "Paper Towel Guy" (When you spill your coffee, I throw myself on top of it to wipe it up and keep it from spreading)
*Forum Discussion Backup
*Random Comments
*Virtual Spinal Adjustments
*IQ Enhancer/Degrader
*Salad Tossing
*Booger Depositing Location Assistant

You seem over-qualified.

 

[C. Lee]

Everytime I adopt they end up missing. Weird.

John Wayne "Dog Lips" Gacy.

 

[Deuce]

You seem over-qualified.

Hmm...you may be right. I would likely best be paired with a more experienced Hypester therefore, seeing as I am equivalent to a more advanced newbie...so, if you think you aren't that much of a veteran...well, so be it.

 

[Master Chief]

You seem over-qualified.

Let's get zer00 and Hades in here to gang up on him... sexually. HAHHAHAHHA. gawd.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Let's get zer00 and Hades in here to gang up on him... sexually. HAHHAHAHHA. gawd.

Why must you always make fun of the two best posters on the Hype?

 

[Master Chief]

Because I pretend they're Canadian and I'm American.

 

[Flexo]

Why must you always make fun of the two best posters on the Hype?

Your sarcasm stings like a hornet.

 

[DV8]

I'm still considered a newbie, right? Please don't let Holly adopt me . . .

 

[Master Chief]

I'm still considered a newbie, right? Please don't let Holly adopt me . . .

Why not? She's the greatest. She'll teach you how to be a b**ch and stuff.

 

[DV8]

yes, I would enjoy that quite thoroughly . . . but she beats me, verbally

 

[Brian Griffin]

Adopt me. http://www.yaysports.com/nfl/Brian-griffin.jpg

 

[Ronny Shade]

If DV8 counts as I newbie, I want him. He's hilarious.


...of course I'm not exactly an oldbie.