Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Jay1/2Dub]

Can I adopt or can I be adopted??

 

[MonkeyChow]

I'll adopt you. I'll show you the way of the Monkey and you will take my place in the art of Spamjitsu. You will go out and debate in religious threads and defeat all oponnents who dare oppose you.

 

[MonkeyChow]

I will teach you to spell and you will go to Hype skool as well. I will officially adopt you when you post your name right under this post or copy it and then post your name under it. Then you will be officially bind to me as well.

 

[The Hero]

NO!!!Do not allow the evil one to gain any dark diciples!

 

[MonkeyChow]

My psycho power will subdue you as well. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Come with me Hero and Sabertooth and I will teach you the way of the Monkey and the lost art of Spamjitsu. You will not be sorry for I will be your master and you shall gain power you have never imagined under my wing.

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by MonkeyChow
My psycho power will subdue you as well. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Come with me Hero and Sabertooth and I will teach you the way of the Monkey and the lost art of Spamjitsu. You will not be sorry for I will be your master and you shall gain power you have never imagined under my wing.

No,I will never join the dark side!

Unless you threw in some free pretzels.

 

[Superman]

Damn where have I been? this is the first time I've noticed this thread and it's 18 pages long.

Anyway, I say let them fend for themselfs just like we had too when we started. If they can't take the heat of the Hype boards then get out, and if they want to be trolls then they better be ready for a good old fashion ass kicking.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I am willing to adopt someone. I am 15 and I am not getting any younger.

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Superman
Damn where have I been? this is the first time I've noticed this thread and it's 18 pages long.

Anyway, I say let them fend for themselfs just like we had too when we started. If they can't take the heat of the Hype boards then get out, and if they want to be trolls then they better be ready for a good old fashion ass kicking.

You tell 'em,Supes!

:Shut up,brown nose!

Sorry.

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
I am willing to adopt someone. I am 15 and I am not getting any younger.

Shut up,you dirty Hippie-hunter!

 

[Superman]

Originally posted by The Hero
You tell 'em,Supes!

:Shut up,brown nose!

Sorry.

Damn nOOb.

 

[hippie_hunter]

What did I do? I can legally adopt I did not break any laws.

 

[MonkeyChow]

Originally posted by The Hero
No,I will never join the dark side!

Unless you threw in some free pretzels.

My psycho power...............wait...............yes pretzels and tostidos with hot and mild salsa. I'll even provide some Bacardi if you join me along with my minions Zerocool6869 and Sabertooth now.

Wanna be one of the Chow's minions?

*bribes with plate of snacks including pretzels*

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by MonkeyChow
My psycho power...............wait...............yes pretzels and tostidos with hot and mild salsa. I'll even provide some Bacardi if you join me along with my minions Zerocool6869 and Sabertooth now.

Wanna be one of the Chow's minions?

*bribes with plate of snacks including pretzels*

mmmmmmmm...no!Must...resist...Aw,who am I fooling with this weak moral play?No,I do not want to be one of Chow's minions.If anything,I'm going to be part of the eventual ressistence team.

 

[twylight]

I want to be adopted!!
Adopt me!!

I'm cute and lovable!!

*and I get on peoples nerves*
(tell me I'm wrong.)

 

[hippie_hunter]

I will take you under my wing. I like to get on peoples nerves too.

 

[MonkeyChow]

Originally posted by twylight
I want to be adopted!!
Adopt me!!

I'm cute and lovable!!

*and I get on peoples nerves*
(tell me I'm wrong.)

Join me twylight and I will teach you too the art of the Monkey and Spamjitsu. You will go out to the forums and wreak havoc. You will suppress any opponent that gets in your way.

I've already adopted Zerocool and Sabertooth. Hero will succumb to me (and my snacks and Bacardi, Smirnoff, and Coronas) in time.

Copy this post to make it official of you being adopted by me.

 

[hippie_hunter]

NO. twylight is mine.

 

[MonkeyChow]

Let twylight decide who his/her master will be. I have confidence he/she will make the right decision.

 

[Webmistress]

Just one question... are you female, twylight? If so, come with me... I plan on ruling all the world through the clever mesmerizing of men. If you're male, come along anyway...better benefits than pretzels.

 

[MonkeyChow]

No fair Webmistress! I can't offer him pu$$y like you cuz I got none! If tywlight is a girl, then I have a pretzel that'll choker faster than Bush.

If it's a guy, then I'll teach him to get his own cooch.
Decide now Hero and Twylight.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Originally posted by MonkeyChow
Join me twylight and I will teach you too the art of the Monkey and Spamjitsu. You will go out to the forums and wreak havoc. You will suppress any opponent that gets in your way.

I've already adopted Zerocool and Sabertooth. Hero will succumb to me (and my snacks and Bacardi, Smirnoff, and Coronas) in time.

Copy this post to make it official of you being adopted by me.

You alredy adopted Zerocool and Sabertooth. Let me have a newbie.

 

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by hippie_hunter
You alredy adopted Zerocool and Sabertooth. Let me have a newbie.

You are a newbie.

 

[hippie_hunter]

twylight is mine.

 

[MonkeyChow]

let him decide hippie-fu#%er!