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[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Coongregator
That's what I said.

*Throws Steve against the wall*

Listen up monkey boy, you will never talk back to your master again.... got it?

 

[Coongregator]

I got it.

 

[The Avatar]

i need an avatar, who do i speak too to get one.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by The Avatar
i need an avatar, who do i speak too to get one.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69269&highlight=Avatar+Request

 

[The Avatar]

hey thanks, maybe i myself should have used the search option, and i probably should have PM'd you instead of posting.

A day older, a day wiser.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by The Avatar
hey thanks, maybe i myself should have used the search option, and i probably should have PM'd you instead of posting.

A day older, a day wiser.

No big deal. People make new threads asking these questions, so dont worry about it.

 

[Master Chief]

I can kick all sorts of ass, and since you're forcing one of your monkey's to change his vote, it proves my statement.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
I can kick all sorts of ass, and since you're forcing one of your monkey's to change his vote, it proves my statement.

Like we said before... the monkey was just being an ass to piss off his master, I beat him and now he wont make that mistake again.

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Like we said before... the monkey was just being an ass to piss off his master, I beat him and now he wont make that mistake again.

But being an ass, and your beating've proved my statement. Sucka.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
But being an ass, and your beating've proved my statement. Sucka.

Your 13... im 17... keep trying to prove your point.

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Your 13... im 17... keep trying to prove your point.

It's already been proven.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
It's already been proven.

alright then...

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Slipknot
alright then...

I didn't need more proof!

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
I didn't need more proof!

Just helping a little guy out, thats all.

 

[Master Chief]

I win.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
I win.

Bullshiat. The monkey could even take you out... hes 16 himself.

*Master Chief (Matt) smiles at Steve the monkey*
*Steve then lundges towards Master Chief (Matt) and claws his eyes out*

Never show a wild monkey your teeth.

 

[Master Chief]

But in reality I could kick your ass.

I'm like 5'9" now, very fast, strong, know many pressure points to get out of head locks, know reversal moves from movies that work, don't feel pain, and constantly laughs at your feeble attempts at winning.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
But in reality I could kick your ass.

I'm like 5'9" now, very fast, strong, know many pressure points to get out of head locks, know reversal moves from movies that work, don't feel pain, and constantly laughs at your feeble attempts at winning.

LOL are you serious? You tell me that your 5'9" like it is supposed to mean something to me... I am 17, I am about 5"11" and am strong as well... please dont amuse me with your feable attempts to sound strong because its failing each time you try. I would kick your ass any day of the week on the street.

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Slipknot
LOL are you serious? You tell me that your 5'9" like it is supposed to mean something to me... I am 17, I am about 5"11" and am strong as well... please dont amuse me with your feable attempts to sound strong because its failing each time you try. I would kick your ass any day of the week on the street.

But what I said was true.

I even jump off buildings.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
I even jump off buildings.

Sureeeeeee ya do. Get someone to take a picture of you "jumping" of buildings and then I might believe you.

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Sureeeeeee ya do. Get someone to take a picture of you "jumping" of buildings and then I might believe you.

Well, I only did it once.

It was four floors, I landed in a bush and woke up in a hospital about half-an-hour later according to my friends and parents. I did it for like...a couple dollars.

I mostly just jump of stair railings, tall trees, and two story houses, that aren't as high as you think they are....and I do this with an audience, they pay me at least a dime. I'm rich.

 

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Master Chief
Well, I only did it once.

It was four floors, I landed in a bush and woke up in a hospital about half-an-hour later according to my friends and parents. I did it for like...a couple dollars.

I mostly just jump of stair railings, tall trees, and two story houses, that aren't as high as you think they are....and I do this with an audience, they pay me at least a dime. I'm rich.

Like I said before... sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Master Chief]

It's my personal business. :-/


I call myself "The Jumping Jackass."

 

[TheSlag]

Has strong desire to say if the "shoe fits..." ahh... what would be the use.

 

[Movies205]

I hope no one adopted me without knowing