Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Spider-Fett]

For me to poop on!!

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
For me to poop on!!

..and you too!

 

[redmarvel]

Originally posted by Yesiamamarvelzombieso?
Am I still eligible to be adopted?

I am lonely......

I've adopted this fellow. I don't know if he's come in here and posted his undying loyalty or not, but... Just thought you should know.

 

[LucidParody]

so do you get a choice on newbies? cuz who wants a communist one.

 

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Triumph
..and you too!

Pff....I kill Jedi as a warmup

 

[Fat Man]

So. Now I'm truthtellers newbie, eh? You'd better treat me good! I eat 6 times a day, I need my own litter box, I require a sponge bath every month, and if I run away, it's all your fault! *sees the open door and wanders out*

 

[Spider-Gamer]

I have another newbie!
Her name is sp1derg1rl!

 

[Yellow Jacket]

I wanna adopt ZzZElectro as my newbie!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Fine, fine. Adopt whomever you'd like.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Obi-Wan looks a little bit like William Shatner in that pic.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Spider-Gamer : You are like the Rosie O'Donnell of Adopting Newbies.

 

[Spider-Bruce]

i will adopt one when i am a more experienced grasshopper in the ways of hype. or when i decide to take over the world and select an army of newbies to join me... either way its gonna be fun

 

[web-slinger]

I would like to adopt myself. Can I do that?

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

web-slinger: Go ahead and adopt yourself! See if I care.

Spider_Bruece: I eat Grasshoppers for a late night snack!

 

[Spider-Bruce]

but your not a newbie... which in fact makes the whole adopt a newbie program, not a newbie prgram... but an anyone program

 

[Spider-Bruce]

Spider_Bruece: I eat Grasshoppers for a late night snack!

you cant do that!!! they are all knowing in the ways of the wax on and off!! and you spelled my name wrong! i must say i am hurt

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Spider-Bruce: I don't care! *Devours a few Grasshoppers in defiance*

 

[web-slinger]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
web-slinger: Go ahead and adopt yourself! See if I care.

Jeez. Just a joke, G-2000. Someone obviously didn't have their warm milk to calm their nerves today...

 

[LucidParody]

wont someone adopt me?

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

*Glares at web-slinger with the fire of an enraged Ent.* Do not trouble me with your acid tongue or I shall storm your Tower of Orthanc like a raging storm!











If you think I've been serious than you are a bigger fool than I thought hah hah!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

*Whacks Lucid with her tail* No you cannot be adopted by an Oldbie since you are an Oldbie yourself!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Spider-Bruce: Get thee to an Oldbie! I highly recommend Lucid Parody.

 

[LucidParody]

in that case, i'd like to adopt ASM...

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Argh!!! ASM is not a Newbie!!!!

 

[LucidParody]

says you. he's canadian. that's good enough for me. i think with time, we can reform him, though. but ti'll be hard