Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Danger Mouse]

I'm not an old person. I hate old people

Then why do you wanna adopt one?

 

[guitarsingerguy]

O RLY?.........DM, you've seen pics of Carla....am I afraid of them?

Carla! Is she latino, work in a hospital, tell everyone what to do, and married to Turk?!?!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Then why do you wanna adopt one?

Not all oldbies are over the age of 30

 

[Morg]

Your ONLY favourite scene.

hardly

 

[Danger Mouse]

O RLY?.........DM, you've seen pics of Carla....am I afraid of them?

My professional opinion of it is that they are your source of sensual entertainment and that they love you, too.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I won't fuss.

I'll be gentle.

 

[C. Lee]

Carla! Is she latino, work in a hospital, tell everyone what to do, and married to Turk?!?!

Non Latino
Works in a Doctor's office
Not everyone
Married to me

 

[Danger Mouse]

Non Latino
Works in a Doctor's office
Not everyone
Married to me

And you're not a Turk??

 

[C. Lee]

And you're not a Turk??

Not this week.....check back with me on that in June.

 

[twylight]

I'll be gentle.

You always are.


Wait...Gramps is here...

 

[Assassin]

can we turn this into make a noob a slave program?

 

[Da Docta]

No, but we can make it a "Why did you bump this up, Assassin Thread"

 

[Assassin]

because i saw it in twy's sig

Me:Whats yo name boy?
Newbie:Sidekick
(whips)
Me:Yo names N00by!

 

[user123456789]

wow strong thread.

 

[Calvin]

I'm looking to adopt a strong red-blooded republican freedom loving newbie.

 

[Red]

Le bumpy

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

^ I'll take him!

I love a challenge.

I'll adopt thee

and make thee mine own.

 

[C. Lee]

I'll adopt thee

and make thee mine own.

In case you forgot....that IS you.

 

[Ultimate Hulk]

I'm a 'newbie', any offers ?

 

[SpideyLad]

I'm a 'newbie', any offers ?

Fair enough, consider yourself adopted

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

In case you forgot....that IS you.

Damn, forgot my meds.

 

[POWdER-man]

I'm a 'newbie', any offers ?

Are you a cute mid-twentyish girl with long hair, the perfect ass, and wears open blouses?

Is so, I would be happy to be your tutor...

 

[Morg]

why get adopted by peeps like Powder-man? Get a mod to adopt you and have fun

girl's only please for me you guys newbies just want me to extorted the ladies in here for skippy swimsuit pics and ban users

 

[chaseter]

why get adopted by peeps like Powder-man? Get a mod to adopt you and have fun

girl's only please for me you guys newbies just want me to extorted the ladies in here for skippy swimsuit pics and ban users

HeckYes(Napoleon Dynamite style.)

 

[POWdER-man]

why get adopted by peeps like Powder-man? Get a mod to adopt you and have fun

girl's only please for me you guys newbies just want me to extorted the ladies in here for skippy swimsuit pics and ban users

Bah .....I take comfort in the fact I have a nice collection of Elisha pics.....