Airport Security Confiscates Gun from Woody Doll

[Quasimod0]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...y-Story-cowboy-Woody-DOLLS-miniature-gun.html

Jeez. Seems like you see a new story like this every day. What was Woody really gonna do with that little gun? lol

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

Obviously he was gonna stick up a Brats doll for her mini cellphone

 

[KevanG]

It might have been able to fire really tiny bullets that might have pierced the skin.

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

The confiscator should've held it up and said "I feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing"

 

[KevanG]

Well actually, they likely have seen Toy Story. If he could get up and move, who's to say he hadn't made a small gun as well?

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

Someday Hollywood will use that as a base premise for the gritty reboot

 

[charl_huntress]

Hooray for gun control!

 

[Hal_Jordan]

Meh, they confiscate stupid crap at airports all the time.

 

[NickNitro]

(pulls string) There's a gun in my boot!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

They'll put it right beside Richard Dawkin's jar of honey.

 

[Feenix]

Saving the children one miniature toy gun at a time.

Careful not to take more than 1 lighter on a plane, though. That's not allowed.

 

[Victarion]

They completely missed the snake in his boot.

 

[Eddie Dean]

They completely missed the snake in his boot.

Dammit, beaten to it.

 

[Teelie]

Hooray for gun control!

More like, "hooray for zero common sense tolerance policies!"

 

[HighFivingMF]

They were just trying to make him movie-accurate.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I think somebody took Small Soldiers too literally.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I'm gonna play the other side and ask why was Woody packing heat?

 

[charl_huntress]

That's a good question. It does seem sinister to add a gun...