Almost dying gives you a new appreciation for life

[The Kid]

I'm afraid this won't be as eloquently stated as Lightning's articles on proper bathroom etiquette, but I try.

A week ago I was sick as hell. I don't know why, I just felt like crap, my body sagged, head pounded, life sucked. I contemplated whether this was it, I was finally dying. "Not like this!" that's all I was really thinking. I thought about all the wrong I did, the little bit of right I did; I thought about my whole two decades of life so far and how I've accomplished prettymuch nothing. I thought about the petty arguments we have online about nipples and scars. I really thought it was going to be all over and no one here would really know I was dead.

Then I thought about how I'm not even supposed to be alive in the first place. My heart was very weak when I was born, some sort of hole in it. I was hooked up to some machines periodically as a child so they could check in on it, I supposed to see if it was getting better or worse. Determined not to die from some heart problem, I exercised vigorously to hopefully make the heart muscles stronger. I guess it worked because i'm not dead.

I guess I'm not so easy to kill. Ha ha ha ha.

Now I feel alive again after days of wondering if I was dying or not. TIS GOOD TO BE ALIVE!!!!!

Oh well that's my story.

 

[GunBlade]

Boring.

 

[Sloth7d]

Why do men always overreact when they're sick. I'm saying this as a man myself who notices this frequently in other men, though I don't react that way myself.

 

[The Kid]

I know.

This will liven it up.

 

[The Kid]

Why do men always overreact when they're sick. I'm saying this as a man myself who notices this frequently in other men, though I don't react that way myself.

This wasn't just a flu or common cold. It was a terribly unpleasent period of basically being a zombie. Imagine feeling only half alive.

 

[Theweepeople]

Call me crazy but I'm not attracted to Jessica. I like BBWs.

 

[Theweepeople]

This wasn't just a flu or common cold. It was a terribly unpleasent period of basically being a zombie. Imagine feeling only half alive.

Try having a disorder that makes you feel like this for 7 years.

 

[Sloth7d]

This wasn't just a flu or common cold. It was a terribly unpleasent period of basically being a zombie. Imagine feeling only half alive.

I'm pretty sure if its as bad as you say you'd be in the hospital under constant survallence. Otherwise you're exxagerating.

 

[The Kid]

Try having a disorder that makes you feel like this for 7 years.

wtf?

 

[The Kid]

I'm pretty sure if its as bad as you say you'd be in the hospital under constant survallence. Otherwise you're exxagerating.

Would have gone if I didn't become healthy. It was so bad, i couldn't eat food, just drank water. That should tell you how serious it was. I dunno... must have been food poisoning, I still don't know for sure what the cause was.

 

[Sloth7d]

Would have gone if I didn't become healthy. It was so bad, i couldn't eat food, just drank water. That should tell you how serious it was. I dunno... must have been food poisoning, I still don't know for sure what the cause was.

Sounds like you just had a stomach virus. I know how those feel. But to think you're gonna die?
When I look at my friend whos been hospitalised twice due to sugar shock, I thank God a stomach virus so far has been the most of my worries.

 

[The Kid]

Sounds like you just had a stomach virus. I know how those feel. But to think you're gonna die?
When I look at my friend whos been hospitalised twice due to sugar shock, I thank God a stomach virus so far has been the most of my worries.

Terrible. Hospitalization's really scary. How did the experience change him?

 

[Sloth7d]

Terrible. Hospitalization's really scary. How did the experience change him?

I wish he had your appretiation for life. At this rate I'm sure they'll amputate his leg by age 40 or so. Guy can't stop it with the sweets. Like a heroin addict or something only in his case candy will give him the same results. Temporary relief for now, death down the round.

 

[ghost_x]

Well this is the most depressing thread on the hype

 

[terry78]

Yeah, it does. When I was born, I had problems where they didn't think I would last the week, and I've been through three major surgeries in my life since I was 5 years old. It makes you think. People always say live life to the fullest, as it may be your last, but they don't even know.

 

[Immortalfire]

At the bathroom reference, I thought this was another toilet story. Something like, "The massive dump I had last night felt like it wanted to kill me"

 

[ghost_x]

Those craps suck, when it hurts for a good solid 5 minutes after.

 

[Fried Gold]

This wasn't just a flu or common cold. It was a terribly unpleasent period of basically being a zombie. Imagine feeling only half alive.

People who work in an office are like that all the time.

 

[Immortalfire]

Those craps suck, when it hurts for a good solid 5 minutes after.

Yes indeed

 

[jaguarr]

At the bathroom reference, I thought this was another toilet story. Something like, "The massive dump I had last night felt like it wanted to kill me"

Yes indeed

Maybe Weyseed would have felt better if he'd just sat down and had a good poo.

jag

 

[ghost_x]

Imagine what the world would be like if death could be cured through a simple poo

 

[Immortalfire]

Maybe Weyseed would have felt better if he'd just sat down and had a good poo.

jag

That's the best advice anyone can give

 

[jaguarr]

That's the best advice anyone can give

It always works for me.

jag

 

[MichaelDigital]

Determined not to die from some heart problem, I exercised vigorously to hopefully make the heart muscles stronger.

That. Is. Dumb.

Next time you think you're dying of a heart attack, visit a hospital instead of going for a run?

 

[Sloth7d]

That. Is. Dumb.

Next time you think you're dying of a heart attack, visit a hospital instead of going for a run?

Where did he say he was dying of a heart attack?