Almost dying gives you a new appreciation for life

[Dope Nose]

A week ago I was sick as hell. I don't know why, I just felt like crap, my body sagged, head pounded, life sucked. I contemplated whether this was it, I was finally dying.

This wasn't just a flu or common cold. It was a terribly unpleasent period of basically being a zombie. Imagine feeling only half alive.

Would have gone if I didn't become healthy.

Sloth7d is right, you're clearly exaggerating. you didn't go to the hospital despite claiming you felt like you were dying and were miraculously cured by exercise? try having a real near-death experience before creating a thread like this.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Good to see your near death experience has taught you to appreciate life so much that you're living it to it's fullest on a comic book messageboard.

 

[The Kid]

Sloth7d is right, you're clearly exaggerating. you didn't go to the hospital despite claiming you felt like you were dying and were miraculously cured by exercise? try having a real near-death experience before creating a thread like this.

Ok, I'll REALLY almost die before making another one.

Just. for. you.

It wasn't exercise that cured me. It was knowing so many friendly nice people here would be saddened if I left this world.

*Hugs the internet*

 

[Theweepeople]

wtf?

I can laugh about it now but, I felt like I was half dead for about 7 years. That's what happens when you dislocate your jaw joint while struggling with chronic fatigue syndrome. Fortunatley, I found some medical specialists that were able to get rid of 95% of my symptoms.

 

[hippy fascist]

Ok, I'll REALLY almost die before making another one.

Just. for. you.

It wasn't exercise that cured me. It was knowing so many friendly nice people here would be saddened if I left this world.

*Hugs the internet*

From someone who has actually been in a position where they almost died here is a piece of advice

Grow a pair and quit whining

 

[Jerry!]

Good to see your near death experience has taught you to appreciate life so much that you're living it to it's fullest on a comic book messageboard.

Thats exactly what I was thinking. But at least we can all feel better knowing he isn't dead.