Annoying sayings

[PyroChamber]

What are some things that people say to you, or in general, that annoy the hell out of you?

 

[Erzengel]

If it's not one thing, it's another.

 

[November Rain]

i've got this issue with this girl....


...and i text her....


....wants to be friends....


....sob....


...what should i do?

 

[Master Chief]

"Takes one to know one."

But it's kind of cool because I get to say, "Kthx for furthering the point I was trying to make. "

 

[wiegeabo]

"These ones" and "Those ones"

It drives me NUTS!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"I'd just like to pick your brain."


sIck!

 

[Fran]

That's hot.

Ugh..

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

When I'm working(In the cinema) And people say ''Can I have a drink and popcorn'' and I'm saying to myself in my head ''Well what ****ing drink and sizes you ****ing ****face!'' I get it a lot. Can't people just say ''Can I have the medium coke and popcorn or Large Coke and Popcorn''.

 

[Dope Nose]

when people use the word 'son' as a derogatory term.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When I'm working(In the cinema) And people say ''Can I have a drink and popcorn'' and I'm saying to myself in my head ''Well what ****ing drink and sizes you ****ing ****face!'' I get it a lot. Can't people just say ''Can I have the medium coke and popcorn or Large Coke and Popcorn''.

I worked at a movie theater once in my youth, and I can attest to the fact that going to see movies reduces ordinarily normal people to ******s.

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there.
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?"


"Guess what happened THEN!"

"WHaT?!?"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"


so lame

 

[Fran]

You're so insightful.

 

[Knives122]

"Pow, right in the kisser"....

 

[Master Chief]

I worked at a movie theater once in my youth, and I can attest to the fact that going to see movies reduces ordinarily normal people to ******s.

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there.
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?"


"Guess what happened THEN!"

"WHaT?!?"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"


so lame

lol, I love actually guessing. It's fun.

 

[BRUTAL]

Scrumtrulescent

 

[04nbod]

same difference

how can it be the same yet different.
unless the differences are the same- and its never used that way

 

[Fran]

Scrumtrulescent

Aww

 

[Dope Nose]

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there.
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?"


"Guess what happened THEN!"

"WHaT?!?"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"


so lame

so basically you hate rhetorical questions.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol, I love actually guessing. It's fun.

Dude...guess what the c00lest part of my bus story was!

 

[Master Chief]

Dude...guess what the c00lest part of my bus story was!

A morbidly obese woman tried to get on and the bus tipped over?

 

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Anything. The moment someone opens their mouth, I'm getting ready to be annoyed.

 

[black_dust]

"At the end of the day right...."

Or!

People who say "Yeah?" at the end of everything "Just put that over there yeah?" "We need this ordering yeah?"

Dumb boss

 

[Ben Urich]

"I'm not gonna lie, but...."

"These ones" and "Those ones"

It drives me NUTS!

Yeah, that pisses me off.

I worked at a movie theater once in my youth, and I can attest to the fact that going to see movies reduces ordinarily normal people to ******s.

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there.
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?"


"Guess what happened THEN!"

"WHaT?!?"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"


so lame

I never understood why that's typically written as "Guess what?" It's not a question. It's an imperative statement. "Guess 'what.'" It's a command.

 

[Dope Nose]

Scrumtrulescent

 

[huskerwebhead]

"not judging, just saying"

I actually say that alot. It drives tons of people crazy.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A morbidly obese woman tried to get on and the bus tipped over?

No. That was the saddest part.
The c00lest part was, I was sitting on the right side, and an ultra-fine ambidexterous Phoenician super model ****e (with NO STD's! and breasts like bean bag chairs, that shot lasers out of 'em) was sitting on the left side, and when the bus tipped over on it's right side, the supermodel ****e went flying and landed on my face!
Also, she was a virgin! I was a her first.
She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek the third! Which is rated R