Annoying sayings

[Fran]

She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek third! Which is rated R

That's why I'm waiting for the Unrated DVD

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I never understood why that's typically written as "Guess what?" It's not a question. It's an imperative statement. "Guess 'what.'" It's a command.

heh, I know.
Three times while typing that I had to stop myself from hitting the ?

 

[redmarvel]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

What's the point of having it if you can't eat it?

 

[PyroChamber]

"It's ya boy/girl..."

Everytime I hear someone on TV say that I just want to throw something at the TV.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

What's the point of having it if you can't eat it?

There's uranium in it so you can't eat it or your teeth will fall out.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

"No offense, but....."

 

[Ben Urich]

"No offense, but....."

There are times when that's okay, but some people use it as a shield of sorts. They think prefacing their rude comment with "No offense, but..." automatically protects them from the ire of the person they're talking to. Morons.

 

[Master Chief]

No. That was the saddest part.
The c00lest part was, I was sitting on the right side, and an ultra-fine ambidexterous Phoenician super model ****e (with NO STD's! and breasts like bean bag chairs, that shot lasers out of 'em) was sitting on the left side, and when the bus tipped over on it's right side, the supermodel ****e went flying and landed on my face!
Also, she was a virgin! I was a her first.
She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek the third! Which is rated R

Holy cockles.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Some people in Ireland(don't know if other folk around the world day it) But some people say ''Do you know what I mean like'' or ''Thats crazy like'' and they add like to every sentance. WTF...Like? Like what?

 

[04nbod]

Some people in Ireland(don't know if other folk around the world day it) But some people say ''Do you know what I mean like'' or ''Thats crazy like'' and they add like to every sentance. WTF...Like? Like what?

are they descended from the scouser

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Not necessarily an annoying saying, but an action with a saying...when someone reaches over your food to point at an object and says ''Are you gonna eat that?!"

 

[BRUTAL]

I used to know a guy who said, "You know what I mean?" after everything he said. I hit him in the mouth.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** ****** idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

We just have to learn to respect other people's beliefs.
Like, people who believe Dick Cheney is really a Lizard Man from the fourth dimension in a disguise?
We all need to RESPECT that.

 

[Ben Urich]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** ****** idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

Yeah, didn't Tuki get one of those for his cockface Aniston thing?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

What's the point of having it if you can't eat it?

the other I swear I was thinking about this while waiting in traffic.
the most sense I could make of it is that once you EAT it, you cannot HAVE it anymore.

so I guess they mean "keep"

 

[Fran]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I used to know a guy who said, "You know what I mean?" after everything he said. I hit him in the mouth.

Chirst I hate when people say that! But here it's ''You know what I mean like''.

 

[Dope Nose]

the other I swear I was thinking about this while waiting in traffic.
the most sense I could make of it is that once you EAT it, you cannot HAVE it anymore.

so I guess they mean "keep"

actually that's exactly right. the original phrase "Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?" first appeared in a book of proverbs by John Heywood in 1546.

 

[Erzengel]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** ****** idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

We just have to learn to respect other people's beliefs.
Like, people who believe Dick Cheney is really a Lizard Man from the fourth dimension in a disguise?
We all need to RESPECT that.

I sometimes do see the mods sitting in a ciricle with Wizard Hats.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

No. That was the saddest part.
The c00lest part was, I was sitting on the right side, and an ultra-fine ambidexterous Phoenician super model ****e (with NO STD's! and breasts like bean bag chairs, that shot lasers out of 'em) was sitting on the left side, and when the bus tipped over on it's right side, the supermodel ****e went flying and landed on my face!
Also, she was a virgin! I was a her first.
She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek the third! Which is rated R

There's no way on this planet ANYone would guess this. t:


Point made.

 

[Lord Valumart]

when you as a question and their all like "wouldn;t you like to know?" ...yes, cause you asked...

and then these people at my work, my god you think kids are stupid? teachers are WAY worse...i got sent up to help this PE teacher in a compuing class cause he couldn;t get the computer to work. so i turns on the monitor and switch the thing so it displays on themonitor and not the OHP, he says to me "what was wrong with it then?" i felt like slapping him...and he's got ESP or whatever it is...

 

[CyberFaust]

I used to know a guy who said, "You know what I mean?" after everything he said. I hit him in the mouth.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

so i turns on the monitor and switch the thing so it displays on themonitor and not the OHP,

So I turns on the monituh, shee? And I puts the kibosh on it, shee?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

There are never annoying sayings, just annoying people.

 

[Sun_Down]

"Yeah it is" said in a disagreeing tone when agreeing with a statement. As in...

Person A : This movie is really good.
Person B : [/disagreeing tone] Yeah it is! [disagreeing tone]

Cut it out!