Anyone here with stretch marks?

[hippy fascist]

Ick.

this isn't the photo thread, there's no horny little geek boys to worship you here...sorry

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Why not get some tretinoin or cocoa butter and use it?

i will, thanks for telling me.

 

[Erzengel]

You guys should drink more virgin blood.

Well then most of us are in the right place.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

any one here with stretch marks?

any one here with stretch marks?


goldenagehero......godamnit

 

[hippy fascist]

my mother gave birth to four children and although we all ended up getting some, she doesn't have any at all.

so how closely have you inspected your mother's figure?

 

[Hades]

purchase some shea butter lotion and apply twice a day to the region.

within about 3 months you'll notice them going down and by 12 months time (as long as there is no more negative alteration in your weight) they should be all gone.

Is it true that, it only supresses the marks untill you stop using the stuff then they got back to normal?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

so how closely have you inspected your mother's figure?

ewww....

 

[November Rain]

so how closely have you inspected your mother's figure?

i recently had to dress her while she was in hospital. the shock novelty wears off when you think it may be the last time you see one of your parents alive.

 

[November Rain]

Is it true that, it only supresses the marks untill you stop using the stuff then they got back to normal?

well i've stopped using it and the scars i have on my leg haven't reverted back to what they looked like before

I will have to ask my sister about what she uses. she started a new regime on something that took away some chicken pox scars and strecth marks she's had since she was around 17 and she is in her late 20s now. it took about 4 months to completely clear.

but she informed me about the wonders of shea butter (failed to tell me how expensive the stuff was though )

 

[JokerNick]

I'd rather eat a bowlful of cherry flavored condoms than ever have to see GAH's harmless "skinmarks from growing".

what is that?

 

[Sofa]

this isn't the photo thread, there's no horny little geek boys to worship you here...sorry

Someone is a little bitter.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

what is that?

the ravages of pregnancy

 

[hippy fascist]

Me? I'm nothing but sweetness and light

 

[Holly Goodhead]

omg, it looks like it hurts. im just gonna pay someone to have my baby for me,

 

[redmarvel]

My little Jabberwock left me with a few. But it was definitly worth it to have him in the world with us.

 

[comawhite]

Yep. I used to be kinda fat. I've lost 80 pounds and I'm pretty thin now, but the marks of stretch remain.

 

[Kipobe]

i have some and i'm not fat.

5'3 105lbs.

some ppl say i'm too skinny. stretch marks are hereditary. (i'm sure i spelled that wrong).

Stop hitting on me, woman. I'm clearly not into you

 

[Joker]

so unlucky me, has them sadly i started developing them when i was in the 7th grade around my biceps, i was a little worried about it figure they'd go away, several years later. theyre all over biceps and triceps. they're are'nt ugly oranything, but noticeable. and they bother the **** out of me. Obviously stretch marks are looked down upon and obviously people stare at disgust at the sight of it. which is why i barely go shirtless and really makes me feel very self conscsious. i hate walking around thinking some girl is going to see them and look at me in disgust. 10th grade PE class, i was heading towards the lockers with the rest of the class and i was only wear my under shirt and a blonde chick saw them( i was wearing a shirt around my neck to cover them) and she whispered to her friend"ohmy god look at those stretch marks" i really wanted to punch her in the freakin face. ever since that ive been very afraid at getting intimate....if i had someone. but yeah how about those jets?

I used to have them on my back, it looked like I got whipped or something, but they've faded away and are nearly totally gone now

 

[THWIP*]

I'd rather eat a bowlful of cherry flavored condoms than ever have to see GAH's harmless "skinmarks from growing".

 

[Joker]

You guys should drink more virgin blood.

that's actually how I got rid of my stretch marks...also, it's how I stay so young looking...and healthy...and the fact that virgins and there blood are both as delicious as a small pony helps

 

[Sofa]

that's actually how I got rid of my stretch marks...also, it's how I stay so young looking...and healthy...and the fact that virgins and there blood are both as delicious as a small pony helps

You give such great advice.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

See th^t concept is why I hate this:

so much more than most, 'cause I think of the Hasselhoff body as the host that does the walking and talking, but it's really run by the Shar Pei Puppy - Brain coming out of his crotch.
:sob:

 

[Warhammer]

I have stretch marks near my abs.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Uh, WTF?....try it again....

See th^t* concept is why I hate this:

so much more than most, 'cause I think of the Hasselhoff body as the host that does the walking and talking, but it's really run by the Shar Pei Puppy - Brain coming out of his crotch.
:sob:

oKAY, sexually-repressed NAZIS?!?!?!?!?





*Pic of the belly-freak from Total Recall.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

why does that turn me on