I went with a friend to Applebees for that 2 for $20 deal. Big mistake. I was only at the parking lot when the thunderous farting began. Damn Applebees. This is Taco Bell stuff that they're pulling here!
I thought Cats was going to tell us about the hot waitress that refilled his Coke, and how he knew she wanted him...but then he started farting continuously, and she ran for her life.
I have never eaten at an Applebees before, but maybe I should avoid them if they give you gas. I've had to stop drinking Coca Cola because of the horrible gas pockets I get from it.
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