You know, good readers, I'd love to tell you that the most beloved characters are always the good guys.
They're not.
Some of them are evil, cruel, and cheaters. Like Darth Vader.
Some of them are idiots, ******s, and freaks. Like Voldemort or the kid from "Mask."
And some of them, the best of the best, are "cover-your-ass" types. They only look out for themselves and do whatever anyone asks them to for the right price. They're mercenaries, folks. And that's what I am.
I'm a merc. And I'm a merc with a mouth.
Unfortunately for the rest of the heroes on... well... planet Earth, the Skrull Empire had slightly more to offer than Africa. So, with the dream of action in my heart, and dollar signs looming on the horizon, I took up employment with them.
So, first Earth; tomorrow the galaxy.
Courtesy of Deadpool, the biggest ass coverer in the galaxy.