April Fools

[Showtime]

I am having all my relatives over and tell them we are having turkey and presents. Then when they get here I am not going to have a turkey and they will receive wrapped empty boxes. That is how you plan for a holiday that nobody plans for and nobody should ask if you're planning for it.

My mom put green food coloring on my toast when i was a kid and gave it to me. I thought it was mould and would eat it. She kept scraping it off and saying it ws fine. I hate toast.

 

[DV8]

how awesome would it be to have a bunch of participates pretend to be getting shot w/ film production squibs and a gun w/ blanks in a crazed-office killer scenario!? it would really fun until the S.W.A.T. team arrived

 

[Stotch]

how awesome would it be to have a bunch of participates pretend to be getting shot w/ film production squibs and a gun w/ blanks in a crazed-office killer scenario!? it would really fun until the S.W.A.T. team arrived

...unless you had a fake S.W.A.T. team, as well.

 

[DV8]

...unless you had a fake S.W.A.T. team, as well.

if I had access to those kinds of resources, I'd pry just rob a bank . . . a fake one though

 

[amazingfantasy15]

On year two of my friends were at a bar and calling everyone saying one of our more heavyset friends had a heart attack and was in the hospital. When they called me I just remember thinking, makes sense, dude was probably at least 250 pounds and got winded walking down the hall.

Once that got old they called another friend and asked him where he parked his car, they said he should probably go out and check on it because they saw a car that looked a looked like his with the back window smashed in. He freaked out, cause he was out of town at the time and wouldn't be back for almost a week, asked them to give him the licsence plate number which is where they had to say April Fool's since they didn't know that info.