"Bad in the sack"

[enterthemadness]

I stepped into this thread expecting what I got.

I'm calling it...but I know a certain someone will be pissed.


Jessica Alba.

Really...she can't be that good.

And Paris Hilton...because we all know how stiff she is in there

 

[The Apatow Crew]

^^^^lol what you mean me?

I'm not mad cause i knew someone was gonna menttion it.

 

[Milkman95]

Reese just needed to be donkey punched, that's all, especially with that chin.

 

[terry78]

I think Thandie Newton might have this "I'm too good for you" thing going on and just be like Paris...lying there.

 

[enterthemadness]

^^^^lol what you mean me?

I'm not mad cause i knew someone was gonna menttion it.

At least you don't like Paris .

 

[Cobblepot]

I think about this, and I strongly suspect that my instincts are correct here.

Heidi Klum!
Renee Zellwegger
Barbara Walters
Katie Holmes
Diane Sawyer
Mary Hart
Carol Burnett
Mary Tyler Moore
Bea Arthur
Claire Forlani
Carrie Anne Moss
Brooke Shields
Paula Abdul
Martha Stewart
"Maria" from Sesame Street
Natalie Imbruglia
Nelly Furtado

Claire Forlani, your very wrong about her...






















































t:

 

[The Apatow Crew]

At least you don't like Paris .

EWWWWWWW who would actually like her?

 

[jaguarr]

Paris Hilton's Lover. Man, that just sounds disease-ridden.

jag

 

[enterthemadness]

I never told anyone this...but I'm like 50/50 on her. If given to chance to make out with her or score...I don't know. Probably would with making out...but I don't know. I read she isn't worth the STD's. ZZZING!

 

[Catman]

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I never told anyone this...but I'm like 50/50 on her. If given to chance to make out with her or score...I don't know. Probably would with making out...but I don't know. I read she isn't worth the STD's. ZZZING!

I'd have to use a full body suit condom just to do that and that might not even protect you.

 

[jaguarr]

I never told anyone this...but I'm like 50/50 on her. If given to chance to make out with her or score...I don't know. Probably would with making out...but I don't know. I read she isn't worth the STD's. ZZZING!

I think your previous strategy was serving you very well.

jag

 

[WorthyStevens]

I suspect Condoleeza Rice may not be everyone's cup of tea for sexual relations with.

EDIT: Oh wait, the celeb in question has to be attractive.

And that joke was accidental.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

AHAHAHA! the Idea of JAL turning down Paris Hilton looking all disgusted, while she walked away crying, cracked me up for some reason.
"away with ye HARLOT!!!"

 

[enterthemadness]

I suspect Condoleeza Rice may not be everyone's cup of tea for sexual relations with.

Someone needs to make a NO DUH pic.

 

[DV8]

3 words: Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

[The Apatow Crew]

3 words: Sarah Michelle Gellar

lol.

you know from personal experience?

 

[vibeke_T]

Attractive people don't have to be good in bed. They can just lay there while the other party fulfills their fantasy. I'll try to keep it as un-graphic as possible, but I actually went out with a girl that was extremely attractive...to me...and she could not...well....provide oral pleasure for anything. Horrible. It felt awful.

aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! my virgin eyes

 

[vibeke_T]

I think Thandie Newton might have this "I'm too good for you" thing going on and just be like Paris...lying there.

ok, Thandie is like the Supreme Nubian Goddess...how dare you say such things


(though i really really dont care cuz i'm straight)

 

[Triadkd]

Anna Nicole seems like she be a dead lay.

 

[Matt.S99]

I think about this, and I strongly suspect that my instincts are correct here.

Nelly Furtado

BLASPHEMY!

 

[Triadkd]

Jessica alba seems like a million of the j.a.p.s. I have dated, and I am 100% sure she is a frigid **** in bed. LOL Wilhelm why did you feel the need to put a ! after Heidi klum.

 

[tzarinna]

I can't think of anyone.
But this was a fun read. t:

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

Anna Nicole seems like she be a dead lay.

hahaha thats just wrong t:

 

[mightiest_mortal]

I hate to say it but Adriana Lima.
I know shes dddddaaamn hot, and would just need to lie and take it..
but the virgin thing.. and the overly religous thing.. you just know it would be one of these really boring "emotional connection" lays where she'd probably cry at the end