Badass Comic Book One-Liners

[gwynplaine]

John Rooney : I curse... the f*****g... day... you were born. I curse it!
("Road to Perdition")

 

[Jordacar]

whoops, wrong thread

 

[Kable24]

I'm never more than 9mm away

 

[gwynplaine]

^ Cool line. Is that from one of the Punisher movies, or the comics?

 

[Kable24]

The comics. I can't remember what storyline it was from, but it's a line that always stuck with me.

 

[gwynplaine]

The comics. I can't remember what storyline it was from, but it's a line that always stuck with me.

Good stuff. Thanks for the info.

 

[slothbp]

BOONESAAWW ISS REEEADDDYY!" Spider-man
Nofuratu-I am immortal..I am legend.
Cal Mcdonald-Yeah. Immortal huh? Well now you're my toilet.(Call then pees on the vampire.)

GET AWAY FROM FREDDY PRINZE JR. BETTY,YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HULKS GIRLFRIEND!
BANNER TO MUCH OF A WOMANFOR YOU BETTY? MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU GAVE HULK A TRY, HUH?
HULK'S GUNNA GET YOU NO MATTER WHO THEY SEND! HULK'S HORNIER THAN A----
NAH, THOR'S HAMMER JUST MAKE HULK HORNY FOR BETTY AGAIN HIPPY!
FREDDY PRINZE JUNIOR CAN'T LOVE YOU LIKE BANNER CAN BETTY!
And anything else ultimate Hulk says is soo goood.