Pretty much everything he says is bad ass.
"Well your best better get a hell of lot ****ing better, or you all are gonna feel a hell of a lot ****ing worse"
Pretty much every line that he spoke was gold. Not just the script, but the way he delivered them.
Seth: You. Plant yourself in that chair
Hostage: What are you gonna do with...
Seth: I said "plant yourself". Plants DO NOT talk.
"Whats FUBAR?"
"F**ked Up Beyond Repar!"
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Tango & Cash, i cant tell ya how many times ive used that as a normal saying in my everyday life
IIRC it's F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition"Whats FUBAR?"
"F**ked Up Beyond Repar!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Detective John Kimble. And I really like my car."
"I'm a cop you IDIUT!"
If you hate Kindergarten Cop, you hate life itself.
Oh, hell yes. Top it off with arnold in a five o'clock shadow with sun glasses it's perhaps the most badass thing ever.
Then the black guy is all, "Well, I'll just stand here and look after it for you!"