Badass One Liners

[nite-owl]

Dan Paine: Who sent you?
Barney Ross: [to the bald Dan Paine] Your hairdresser!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Pretty much everything he says is bad ass.

"Well your best better get a hell of lot ****ing better, or you all are gonna feel a hell of a lot ****ing worse"

"Well, that is a matter of opinion and I don't give a **** about it."

This role showed me that Clooney can be a badass.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Pretty much every line that he spoke was gold. Not just the script, but the way he delivered them.

Seth: You. Plant yourself in that chair

Hostage: What are you gonna do with...

Seth: I said "plant yourself". Plants DO NOT talk.

 

[The Navigator]

"You're going to get yourself killed."
-"Well, I'd rather be dead than live in a world where I can't kick your ass."

-Hot Rod

 

[Doctor Jones]

Pretty much every line that he spoke was gold. Not just the script, but the way he delivered them.

Seth: You. Plant yourself in that chair

Hostage: What are you gonna do with...

Seth: I said "plant yourself". Plants DO NOT talk.

Pretty much.

Then him kicking vampire ass made it even cooler.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Queen of the dammned

Lifestyle Journalist: Do you have anything you want to say to the other vampires listening out there?
Lestat: As a matter of fact, I do. Come out..... come out..... wherever you are.

the way stuart townsend says that is just awesome

 

[Two-Face]

Gordon: " We gotta go, she's fading away...."

Batman: "I brought MINE."

Gordon: "I'm gonna get me one of those...."

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Detective John Kimble. And I really like my car."

"I'm a cop you IDIUT!"

If you hate Kindergarten Cop, you hate life itself.

 

[TheWrathOfGod]

"It's a Ver-sayce."

 

[Cagefighterkip]

"Whats FUBAR?"
"F**ked Up Beyond Repar!"

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Tango & Cash, i cant tell ya how many times ive used that as a normal saying in my everyday life

 

[CELTICPRED]

"Whats FUBAR?"
"F**ked Up Beyond Repar!"

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Tango & Cash, i cant tell ya how many times ive used that as a normal saying in my everyday life

Rambo....................is a pu**y.

 

[Jordacar]

"Whats FUBAR?"
"F**ked Up Beyond Repar!"

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IIRC it's F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition

 

[Two-Face]

"Who are you?!!"

"I'm Batman"

 

[Spidey Snooch]

I'm sure this one has been posted, but in honor of Halloween...
"When there is no more room in Hell....the dead will walk the earth."
Dawn of the Dead. Either version, take your pick. Personally, I prefer Ken Foree's delivery as the preacher in the remake.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

The Dude: That's a great plan Walter. That's ****in ingenious, if I understand it correctly, it's a Swiss ****in watch.

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Donny: Are these Nazi's, Walter?
Walter: No Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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Walter: Donny, you're out of your element.

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Walter: The Chinamen is not the issue here, Dude

****, I love this ****ing movie. Goodman is at his very best here.

 

[anrrd_2]

"I can't talk right now mom, I'm having sex with a white woman." - Don Cheadle [Crash]

 

[Figs]

"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Detective John Kimble. And I really like my car."

"I'm a cop you IDIUT!"

If you hate Kindergarten Cop, you hate life itself.

Don't forget about one of the best from that movie right after he says the first line you posted.

"I'm the party pooper!"

So awesome as he's holding the shotgun.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Oh, hell yes. Top it off with arnold in a five o'clock shadow with sun glasses it's perhaps the most badass thing ever.

Then the black guy is all, "Well, I'll just stand here and look after it for you!"

 

[Figs]

Oh, hell yes. Top it off with arnold in a five o'clock shadow with sun glasses it's perhaps the most badass thing ever.

Then the black guy is all, "Well, I'll just stand here and look after it for you!"

Not as good of a Arnold movie but in End of Days he also had some scruff and shades in one of the beginning scenes where he is supposed to be protecting Gabriel Byrne. Just looks badass.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Oh, yeah. The movie ain't great but Arnold did look ver badass in it.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Elle Driver: That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.

The Bride: B***h, you don't have a future.

 

[Jordacar]

From the one cool scene in Miami Vice:
Deep Chested Aryan Brother: [Holding detonator] Shoot me, she dies. Shoot me, go ahead. **** it, we can all go. That's cool.
Det. Gina Calabrese: That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?
Deep Chested Aryan Brother: Hey, fu---[BAM! BRAINS! DEAD!]

 

[Jordacar]

double post

 

[Jordacar]

um...bump?

 

[Darkness Falls]

The Punisher: let me put you out of MY misery
*impales jigsaw and roasts him over a open flame*