Badass One Liners

[anrrd_2]

Kingdom of Heaven

"I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle"



Guy De Lusignan: "Give me a war"
Reynald: "That is what i do"

double

ok, one more

Guy de Lusignan: If I had fought you when you were still capable of making bastards...
Godfrey of Ibelin: I knew your mother when she was making hers; fortunately you're too old to be one of mine

OH SNAP!

 

[Kane52630]

Kingdom of Heaven

"I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle"



Guy De Lusignan: "Give me a war"
Reynald: "That is what i do"

double

ok, one more

Guy de Lusignan: If I had fought you when you were still capable of making bastards...
Godfrey of Ibelin: I knew your mother when she was making hers; fortunately you're too old to be one of mine

OH SNAP!

let me help you out with a visual

 

[WeaponXProject]

"No ticket!" - Indy, The Last Crusade

 

[gwynplaine]

Gambol : You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
The Joker : Yeah.

 

[Brother Jack]

"You're luggage"
- Eraser

It's awesome because of how bad it is.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

^nice!

thanks. tbs + fx edits =

 

[Darkness Falls]

The Joker: oh and btw this suit wasn't cheap... you outta know u bought it

 

[LastSunrise1981]

"Get away from her you *****!"

Ripley in Aliens.

 

[Steve Holt]

Got change for a .38?

Wendle from Frisky Dingo season 2

 

[Jordacar]

From Zombieland:

"Twelve's the new twenty."

 

[LeperMessiah]

one liners.............one liners.

That speech is full of neat one liners, I just had to post them all.

I know that smiley doesnt belong there, I just really wanted to use it.

 

[Chris Wallace]

"He misses his family, and he wants to die. He's asking for help, so let's help him!"-Howard Saint, The Punisher

 

[spider-neil]

because if the milk turns sour, I'm not the ***** to drink it - lock stock

is this some kind a joke that white c**** get and black c**** don't, because if so, I'm not F****** laughing nic-o-las - lock stock

...but what you do know, is where these people live. if you hold any thing back, I'll kill you, if you bend the truth or I THINK you're bending the truth, I'll kill you, if you leave anything out, I'll kill you, in fact nic, you're going to have to work VERY HARD to stay alive. do you under understand the words I am saying to you...

(nic nods furiously)

well then mr. bubble and squek you may enlighten me - lock stock

 

[spider-neil]

'give your wife my best...if you can'

ha ha I love that line. denzel says it but i can't remember from what movie.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Peter Parker : The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it.

now that was Epic.

 

[TLH]

My signature.

 

[Jumpin' Jack]

Does he look like a *****

-Jules. Pulp Fiction

 

[BigSams50]

Kingdom of Heaven

"I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle"



Guy De Lusignan: "Give me a war"
Reynald: "That is what i do"

double

ok, one more

Guy de Lusignan: If I had fought you when you were still capable of making bastards...
Godfrey of Ibelin: I knew your mother when she was making hers; fortunately you're too old to be one of mine

OH SNAP!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Don't touch im up...knock im out!"

"If you don't wanna be counting, the fingers you aven't got, I suggest you get me those guns...QUICK!!!!"

"Oh he's better than good...he's a ****ing liability"

-Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

 

[scifiwolf]

"Assimilate this." - Worf in Star Trek: First Contact

Lol I remember in the behind-the-scenes they talk about wanting to give Worf that little action movie, Arnold Schwarzenegger moment.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Oskar Schindler: Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you- you'll both be in Southern Russia before the end of the month. Good day.

 

[Jordacar]

Rick: I stick my neck out for *nobody*!


Rick Blaine is king.


Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

Captain Renault: [after Rick pulls a gun on him] Have you taken leave of your senses?
Rick: I have. Sit down!

 

[TLH]

You just shot an unarmed man! ..."He should have armed himself then"
-Unforgiven

 

[Chris Wallace]

"Decent people shouldn't live here; they'd be happier someplace else."-Jack Napier, Batman.

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Why Eckhart you oughta think about the future."

"You mean when you run this show, you ain't got no future, Jack. You're an A-1 nutboy and Grissom knows it."

"Badass gun pointing and badass music*

"Better be sure. You see, you can make a good decision when you try..."