Badass One Liners

[WeaponXProject]

*Gunshot*
JULIUS: I'm sorry-did I break your concentration?
I didn't mean to do that. Please continue. You were saying something about...best intentions? Oh-you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
BRETT: What?
J: What country are you from?
B: What?
J: What ain't no country I ever hear of. Do they speak English in What?
B: What?
J: English, mother****er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?
B: Yes!
J: THen you understand what I'm saying!
B: Yes!
J: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
B: What?
J: (DRAWS GUN) Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother****er! Say what one more G**damn time!
B: He's black!
J: Go on!
B: He's bald!
J: Does he look like a b****?
B: What?
(BLAM)
J: Does. He. Look. Like. A. B****?
B: No!
J: Then why you try to **** him like a b****?
B: I didn't!
J: Yes, you did, Brett! Yes, you did! You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

I don't know if you've heard it but in that seen there is a few times in the apartment where he says BRETT and one or two times he says BRENT. You can clearly hear the difference.

 

[Doctor Jones]

I thought this was the badass one liners thread? Well then allow me to retort...

"Oh, I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"

 

[Dark Helmet]

Who is this

This is Flaming Dragon

Oh okay Flaming Dragon **** Face. First take a big step back & literally **** YOUR OWN FACE
Now I don't know what kind of Pan Pacific power play ******** your trying to pull here but Asia is my territory. So whatever your thinking your going to have to think again or I will rain down a godly ****ing fire storm upon you. Your going to have to call the ****ing United Nations to get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I am talking scorched earth mother ****er. I will massacre you. I will **** YOU UP

 

[Doctor Jones]

"I'm dirt poor, and all I have in my bank account is three hundred dollars. You know what I did? I spent it all on this gun and I'm going to kill you with it."

 

[Chris Wallace]

I don't know if you've heard it but in that seen there is a few times in the apartment where he says BRETT and one or two times he says BRENT. You can clearly hear the difference.

When he says "Check out the big brain..." it sounds almost like he's saying "Brad". I think I did catch a couple of the feaux pax's that you're referring to, though.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I thought this was the badass one liners thread? Well then allow me to retort...

"Oh, I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"

I know it's supposed to be for "one-liners", but...
you ever see a really great couch or bed in a furniture store & they won't sell it to you individually because it's part of a set, & they just refuse to break up the set? This is kind of like that. The entire exchange is too much of a gem to break up, & I refuse to do so.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Bond: *jumps off roof onto bonnet of moving vehicle* You and i have a mutual accquaitence *shoots driver*

 

[Eddie Dean]

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

 

[Jordacar]

Bond: *jumps off roof onto bonnet of moving vehicle* You and i have a mutual accquaitence *shoots driver*

I think it was "mutual friend"

Anyway,
CREEDY: "Whatcha gonna do, huh? We've swept this place, you've got nothing. Nothing but you bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We've got guns!"

V: "No Mr. Creedy, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing. Because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."

 

[Chris Wallace]

Everything else that V said. Who recites Shakespeare while kicking ass, huh?

"The multiplying villainies of nature doth swarm upon him."

 

[Pittman4Two]

You're a disease...and I'm the cure."

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Nazis, i hate these guys.

 

[protocida]

James Bond: I've got an inch. Down there. Would you mind?
WHIP!
James Bond: No! To the right! To the right!
WHIP!
James Bond: Yes! Yes! *Laughs*, now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!
Le Chiffe: I died? I died?
James Bond: Yes, because no matter what you do, I won't give you the password, which means your clients will hunt you down and cut you in little pieces of meat while you're still breathing. Because no matter what you do, there's no way out of this for you.

 

[Kane52630]

Tropic Thunder
RDJ: "Peek-A-Boo! *shoots* I See You!"

if anyone uses subtitles on the that movie, you can see all of RDJ awesome quotes that you couldnt hear clearly

 

[8wid]

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?"

 

[Kane52630]

"Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn" - Gone With the Wind

 

[Chris Wallace]

"If you didn't want him killed, why'd you leave him with me?"

 

[Nightwatcher11]

What's this?

Top quote was from Robert De Niro in Heat. The second from my fav film The Departed. Both films HIGHLY reccomended.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Fortune smiles, another day of wine and roses, or in your case, beer and pizza!

two face totally owns the fat security guy lol that whole scene is just great

 

[Doctor Jones]

Yeah, that mnologue is just ****ing badass. I can only imagine the fans the day that film came out and witnessed that thinking this will be awesome to what we do actually get. Makes me sad. Jones could of made an incredible TF.

"One man is born a hero his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat, junkies grow legion..."

 

[Doctor Jones]

I know it's supposed to be for "one-liners", but...
you ever see a really great couch or bed in a furniture store & they won't sell it to you individually because it's part of a set, & they just refuse to break up the set? This is kind of like that. The entire exchange is too much of a gem to break up, & I refuse to do so.

No.

But I see what you're saying dude. I didn't mean any offense. t: In fact I give you credit for posting that because that scene can't just be said in one quote. There's too many.

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Everything else that V said. Who recites Shakespeare while kicking ass, huh?

"The multiplying villainies of nature doth swarm upon him."

"...ideas are bullett proof!" Awesome line.

 

[8wid]

"Get off my lawn."

 

[Doctor Jones]

"I swallow your soul!"

"Come get some."

"Lady, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

 

[Chris Wallace]

The following is from "The Taking Of Pelham 123"; hence the spoiler tags.

Spoiler

Ryder:
(Immediately after Garber shoots him)
You're my f***in' hero.