Badass One Liners

[Kane52630]

Batman Begins

Ra's Al Ghul

To conquer fear, you must become fear.

Justice is balance. You burned my house and left me for dead. Consider us even.

 

[gwynplaine]

"Say... That's a nice bike." (T 1000 in T2.)

 

[WeaponXProject]

That reminds me....


"No ticket."

Nope, I was wrong. ^ That's the best. I f***ing love that in Last Crusade and the homage scene in Dogma.

 

[Kane52630]

Tropic Thunder
McBride

"Big @ss T*****!!!"

 

[Matt Murdock]

"You got it."
Star Trek (2009)

 

[RKO]

I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars and you. - John Dillinger (Public Enemies)

 

[Kane]

Some of my all time faves is:

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

"Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store."

"Let's go carve ourselves a witch."

"Listen up shake and bake. I eat evil for breakfast and danger for dinner. So spread the word. Ash, is, back, in business"

"Honey, you got real ugly."

Classic.

 

[Eggyman]

Get away from her, you bit**!

 

[Darkness Falls]

^^^^ yea that line is badass

The Last Action Hero
Jack Slater: You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!

[a girl close-by hears them]
Girl: [to Jack] You were in a movie?
Jack Slater: Yes. It was called "The Girl of My Dreams". It starred you. As a matter of fact, there was this very romantic scene where we had dinner together.

 

[dude stannis]

"Listen to me here! You ain't got nothin' on me, nothin'! You're just a cop! **** you and your family! " - De Niro as Al Capone

 

[Darkness Falls]

"Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble. (***** gun) and I love my car." - Kindergarten Cop

Last Action Hero ... "How exactly are you gonna snap your fingers after I break off both your thumbs?"

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

"I'm not paid to believe, I'm paid to ***** ***** up." Mutant Chronicles.

 

[Eggyman]

Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?

 

[WeaponXProject]

In the movie Hook before Peter finds out/remembers being Peter Pan he is trying to get his kids off of Captain Hook's boat. He tries to climb to get his kids down and says, "Can you give me a hand?" and Cpt. Hook answers, "I already have." With his hook raised to his chest.

 

[Image]

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ***!"

 

[El Payaso]

"Say Jim, that's a bad outfit!"

 

[Chris Wallace]

In the movie Hook before Peter finds out/remembers being Peter Pan he is trying to get his kids off of Captain Hook's boat. He tries to climb to get his kids down and says, "Can you give me a hand?" and Cpt. Hook answers, "I already have." With his hook raised to his chest.

"Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!"
"Dark and sinister man, have at thee."

 

[Nightmare]

*Bam shot to the head*

"Consider that a Divorce"

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Smile you sonofa*****!"

 

[El Payaso]

"You want a piece of me??? YOU GOT IIIIT!!!" - Frank Costanza

 

[Nightwatcher11]

"I'm wasting my time..."
"huh? what?"
"Cause there's a f-ing dead person on the other end of this phone call." *Click.*

"But fortionatly this place has more leaks than the F-ing Iragi navy."
"Go F yourself."
"Tired from F-ing your wife."
"How's your mother?"
"Tired from F-ing my father." LMAO epic..

 

[protocida]

- Shut up, Jackie Boy. You're dead.

Sin City

 

[Kane]

"Hey Stan, Stan! What are doing? He's dead!"
"But he ruined my suit."

 

[gwynplaine]

"Motherf****r, moi ?"

(Trading Places.)

 

[Chris Wallace]

"I'm wasting my time..."
"huh? what?"
"Cause there's a f-ing dead person on the other end of this phone call." *Click.*

"But fortionatly this place has more leaks than the F-ing Iragi navy."
"Go F yourself."
"Tired from F-ing your wife."
"How's your mother?"
"Tired from F-ing my father." LMAO epic..

If that first line was from "Heat", it went like this:
"WHat am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone."
"What do you mean?"
"'Cause there's a dead man on the other end of this f***in' line."