Badass One Liners

[Chris Wallace]

No.

But I see what you're saying dude. I didn't mean any offense. t: In fact I give you credit for posting that because that scene can't just be said in one quote. There's too many.

Which was the point I was trying to make.

 

[ARROGANCE]

They Live

"Brother, life's a *****... and she's back in heat."



"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Kane52630]

i already said that in my first post

 

[ARROGANCE]

oops


It's still badass as in the first post.

 

[Kane52630]

hell yea it is lol

 

[That-Guy]

Walter from The Big Lebowski:

"Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."

"F**king dip**** with a nine toed woman."

"GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!"

"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you F**K A STRANGER IN THE ASS!""

 

[afan]

"Now...Tarzan make war." ......Tarzan Triumphs.
At the time, mid WWII, this one-liner recieved standing O's.

 

[marvelman2006]

arnold in predator when they seiged the camp, he throws the machete at the guys chest and he sticks to the pole then arnold says:

"stick around"

 

[MAN O STEEL]

"Ever notice how you come across somebody every once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with?....That's me!". - Gran Torino





Steve

 

[MAN O STEEL]

"Bunch of slack-jawed ***gots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me"


"You're ghostin' us, mother****er. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"


"Did not know who's ****en with!"


-You're bleeding, man. You're hit!.
-I ain't got time to bleed.






Steve

 

[returntovoid]

The one-liners in Die Hard and Predator were just badass, IMO.

 

[Microchip]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Not really a ONE liner, but man that is badass.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Yo, she-Bi*** , lets go

 

[MiniBond]

"I'd rather be his ****e than your wife" (Titanic)t:

Kate kicks a$$ in this one

 

[블라스]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Not really a ONE liner, but man that is badass.

t:

 

[Darkness Falls]

"I'd rather be his ****e than your wife" (Titanic)t:

Kate kicks a$$ in this one

Lol i love that line t:

 

[DawnWarrior]

"I'd rather be his ****e than your wife" (Titanic)t:

Kate kicks a$$ in this one

Then she spits in his eye!

 

[Donnie Darko]

Drag Me To Hell

"Choke on it, *****!"- Christine Brown

Serenity

"Let's be bad guys."- Jayne Cobb

"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed."- Zoe

"I aim to misbehave."- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds

The Princess Bride

"Drop... your... sword."- Wesley

Road House

"I used to **** guys like you in prison."- Jimmy

 

[Chris Wallace]

"I want my father back, you son of a b****."-Inigo Montoya

 

[dark_b]

 

[protocida]

About to post that.

 

[dark_b]

combine this with Cullen's voice and we have epic win.

 

[NightBeetle]

''You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!'' - Last Action Hero

 

[Donnie Darko]

that scene was straight bad ass

 

[The Chris]

Optimus Prime, 2009's Greatest Bad Ass!