Badass One Liners

[Space Moose]

"Groovy" Ash

"Pain don't hurt" Dalton

"Yo, she *****. Let's go" Ash

"If it bleeds, we can kill it" Dutch

"You're a disese, I'm the cure" Cobra

"You shouldn't treat a woman like that" Django

"You're full a s**t. There's a toilet over there" Tequila

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Look into my eye." - Apone

 

[Spider-Who?]

More Tombstone:

BILLY CLANTON: "The drunk piano player. You're so drunk you can't hit nothin'. In fact [draws knife] you're probably seein' double."
DOC HOLLIDAY: [draws second gun] "I have two guns, one for each of ya."

By all accounts, Doc Holliday had a super-quick draw, but not the best aim.

love that line.

 

[Jordacar]

"God be with you."

"God's gonna sit this one out."
or...
"Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God."

You be the judge. Personally, I prefer the former.

 

[cerealkiller182]

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."- Ash from Army of Darkness

"You gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite."- Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs

"We're not talking about how long you're gonna live, we're talking about how slow you're gonna die."- Parker from Way of the Gun

"I promise you a day of reckoning that you won't live long enough to never forget."- Joe Sarno from Way of the Gun

 

[Darkness Falls]

From the crow

Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!

Top Dollar: Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him. What happened back there with you and your girlfriend - I cleared that building. Hell, nothin' in this town happens without my say-so. So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend. But, if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

Eric Draven: I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.

Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

Gideon: Look, I'm beggin' you, alright? Don't kill me.
Eric Draven: I'm not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them, tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.

[Just before he stabs Tin-Tin]
Eric Draven: Victims; aren't we all?

Eric Draven: Is that gasoline I smell?

Eric Draven: I see you have made your decision, now let's see you enforce it.
Top Dollar: Aw, this is already boring the **** out of me. Kill 'im!

Top Dollar: So you're him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I'm not sure about the face, though

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Jack? Jack is dead my friend. You call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm alot happier."

 

[Jordacar]

Eric Draven: Is that gasoline I smell?

that's like my favorite line ever, followed by my favorite visual in the movie (the shotgun spitting out the rings)

 

[theoneandonly]

John Dillinger: I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?

public enemies

 

[Jolly Rolly]

"Murdock....I'm coming to get YOU!" -Rambo First Blood pt.2

 

[King K]

Halloween II

"These kids have trick or treated me to death." - Annoyed Neibor

"You don't know what death is!" Dr. Loomis

 

[King K]

Cobra

"Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!" - Thug in Supermarket

"Go ahead. I don't shop here..." Sly

 

[X-Ray]

Band of Brothers ....

2nd Lt. George Rice: Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.
Richard Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.

 

[Sawyer]

Leia: I love you.

Han: I know.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Leia: I love you.

Han: I know.

That could very well be my favorite Han Solo moment. But I don't know all of his scenes are my favorite Han Solo moments.

I love the scene with him and Leia in the tunnels of Echo Base.

"What's the matter princess. Didn't think I'd leave you without a goodbye kiss?"

"I'd rather kiss a wookie."

(Ford finger) "I can arrange that. YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS!"

 

[Cagefighterkip]

(Ford finger)

anytime harrison ford uses his hands and/or finger(s) to emphasis a point alone is badass enuff to be considered a badass one liner...

 

[X-Ray]

Big Trouble in Little China

Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Jack Burton: Son of a ***** must pay!

[Jack points to the wall]
Jack Burton: Hollow?
Wang Chi: Hollow.
Jack Burton: **** it.
[Jack wacks open the hollow wall with his knife]

Thunder: Play your cards right... you live to talk about it!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Lo Pan: [spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses me off to no end!

Gracie: [on their way to confront Lo Pan] Do you have a gun, I hope?
Jack Burton: I have a knife.
Gracie: A knife? This guy's twelve feet tall!
Jack Burton: Seven. Hey, don't worry, I can handle him.

Escape from New York

Bob Hauk: You go in, find the President, bring him out in less than 24 hours, and you're a free man.
Snake Plissken: ********!
Bob Hauk: I'm making you an offer.
Snake Plissken: Get a new president.
Bob Hauk: Is that your answer?
Snake Plissken: I'm thinking about it.
Bob Hauk: Think hard. We're still at war. We need him alive.
Snake Plissken: I don't give a **** about your war...or your president.

Bob Hauk: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Snake Plissken: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Bob Hauk: No.
Snake Plissken: Good!

Girl in "Chock Full O'Nuts": You're a cop!
Snake Plissken: I'm an *******...

Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?
Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired.
[pause]
Snake Plissken: Maybe later.

 

[Doctor Jones]

edit.

 

[Doctor Jones]

anytime harrison ford uses his hands and/or finger(s) to emphasis a point alone is badass enuff to be considered a badass one liner...

Indeed. He can move worlds with the Ford finger.

 

[King K]

Pulp Fiction: Bruce Willis.

"Who's motorcycle is dis?"

"It's not a motorcycle it's a chopper."

"Who's chopper is dis?"

"Zed's."

"Who's Zed"

"Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead."

 

[returntovoid]

"Stick around"

"You one ugly.... mother*****r"

"Does he look like a b**ch?!?!"

"I ain't got time to bleed"

 

[Shuley]

"I ain't got time to bleed" - Predator

"I don't stick my neck out for nobody" - Casablanca

Police! open up! "I'll be right out" - Marv,Sin City

 

[WeaponXProject]

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?"

-Aliens

 

[TheWrathOfGod]

It's a Ver-sayce.

 

[MiniBond]

I just happened to watch on youtube some of David Caruso's one liners in CSI Miami....so i'm not a fan at all of this kind of show but seeing these made me laugh soooo hard that I almost cried

So cheesy and almost ridiculous sometime...I've never watched an entire episode but I wonder if it's as cheesy as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyWvo1rNg in the context of the episodes....