Badass One Liners

[DACMAN]

Maybe, maybe not. Maybe F-yourself.

Another great bad ass one liner. What was that from again. I even just saw that but I can't remember.

 

[cerealkiller182]

Departed

 

[dude stannis]

Dignam is God.

"That's right ass hole... **** happens!" - Danny Glover, Predator 2

 

[gwynplaine]

"Come with me, if you want to live."

 

[Darkness Falls]

Ninja scroll -1993

Jubei: If you so want the company of devils, you'd better hurry back to hell, Gemma

 

[DawnWarrior]

A long one from Inside Man:
Dalton: Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read: "Here lies Peter Hammond, hero, who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by trying to hide his cellular phone, but wound up getting shot in the f***ing head." Now, Peter Hammond, where's your cell phone?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Ellerby: Go **** yourself

Dignum: I'm tired from ****ing your wife

Ellerby: Hows your mother?

Dignum: Good, she's tired from ****ing my father

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Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do...I have an immaculate record.

 

[dark_b]

Dignam is God.

"That's right ass hole... **** happens!" - Danny Glover, Predator 2

i like the voice of Glover when he says this.

 

[hame4479]

Stick Around!!!!

 

[hame4479]

Get away from her u *****!!!!

 

[hame4479]

"Gozer the gozerian, good evening, as a newly designated representative of the city, county, and state of new york I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient paralell dimension."

"That oughta do it thanks very much Ray."

 

[hame4479]

Do you like Phil Collins?

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Don't count on it chum - Robocop 3...


And if you don't get that I'm joking, I hate you all.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus.. The Warrior of the Wasteland.... The Ayatollah of Rock n' Rolla!

 

[Darkness Falls]

Do you like Phil Collins?

Do you like hewey lewis and the news ?

 

[Figs]

Ellerby: Go **** yourself

Dignum: I'm tired from ****ing your wife

Ellerby: Hows your mother?

Dignum: Good, she's tired from ****ing my father

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Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do...I have an immaculate record.

I need to watch that film again. Wahlberg and Baldwin played off each other perfectly with that banter.

Another one from Ellerby I like is this one.

"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself."

 

[Maximus One]

Fat Kid: My name is (***** shotgun) Horace!
-The Monster Squad

 

[Darkness Falls]

Freddy vs Jason

Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] I've always had a thing... for the ****es that lived in this house

 

[BigSams50]

"The price is wrong *****"

Adam Sandler: Happy Gilmore

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I need to watch that film again. Wahlberg and Baldwin played off each other perfectly with that banter.

Another one from Ellerby I like is this one.

"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself."

So epic

 

[BigSams50]

Ellerby: Go **** yourself

Dignum: I'm tired from ****ing your wife

Ellerby: Hows your mother?

Dignum: Good, she's tired from ****ing my father

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Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do...I have an immaculate record.

Hahahha, that scene was awesome

 

[Doctor Jones]

"That's Fitz, borderline psycho, lives by the docks with his mother. She's straight going my way."

"Our target: microprocessors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a ****?"

"When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump 'em in the marsh! Not where some guy from John hancock goes every Thursday to get a ****ing bl**job!"

"Who the **** put the camera in this place?"

"Oh, who the **** are you?"

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

"You a psychiatrist?"

"Well, if I was I'd ask you why you're a Statie making 30 grand a year. And I think if I was Sigmund ****in' Freud I wouldn't get an answer."

 

[GNR]

"Any carry on luggage?"
"Just him".

"Don't disturb my friend,he's dead tired."

"You have the right to be dead."

"Go ahead,I don't shop here."

"This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."

 

[Iron_Stark]

"It's time to nut up or shut up."

 

[Darkness Falls]

Thank you for smoking

BR: The rest of you people go slam your ****in' brains against your desks until something useful comes out!